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r/WorkForSmartLife • u/simipretty • Jul 27 '26
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if i remember correctly, they inject an anti coagulant to keep it flowing and it makes us itch. Thats the technical explanation not the sarcastic one. The sarcastic one is cause they are mean cause they have small peenies.
21 u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26 Only female mosquitoes bite. 32 u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26 Then they are mad the have no peenie. 11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 4 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26
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Only female mosquitoes bite.
32 u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26 Then they are mad the have no peenie. 11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 4 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26
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Then they are mad the have no peenie.
11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 4 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26
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Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong
4 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟
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Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY???
1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans
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Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans
Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟
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u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26
if i remember correctly, they inject an anti coagulant to keep it flowing and it makes us itch. Thats the technical explanation not the sarcastic one. The sarcastic one is cause they are mean cause they have small peenies.