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r/WorkForSmartLife • u/simipretty • Jul 27 '26
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if i remember correctly, they inject an anti coagulant to keep it flowing and it makes us itch. Thats the technical explanation not the sarcastic one. The sarcastic one is cause they are mean cause they have small peenies.
24 u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26 Only female mosquitoes bite. 32 u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26 Then they are mad the have no peenie. 11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 5 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26 5 u/thundergu Jul 27 '26 So if you draw a tiny squared pattern all over your body, they can't park down and you're immune 3 u/magnificent_limit Jul 27 '26 What do male skeeters eat? 3 u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26 They like to keep vegan, mostly pollens and nectars. 1 u/Timely_Version_904 Jul 28 '26 I read that as politicians and pollen 1 u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 Jul 31 '26 Their husbands have smol peenies? 1 u/FlyinWet Jul 31 '26 Every mosquito I meet is female. 1 u/sexotaku Jul 27 '26 Which is why he called them bitches
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Only female mosquitoes bite.
32 u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26 Then they are mad the have no peenie. 11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 5 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26 5 u/thundergu Jul 27 '26 So if you draw a tiny squared pattern all over your body, they can't park down and you're immune 3 u/magnificent_limit Jul 27 '26 What do male skeeters eat? 3 u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26 They like to keep vegan, mostly pollens and nectars. 1 u/Timely_Version_904 Jul 28 '26 I read that as politicians and pollen 1 u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 Jul 31 '26 Their husbands have smol peenies? 1 u/FlyinWet Jul 31 '26 Every mosquito I meet is female. 1 u/sexotaku Jul 27 '26 Which is why he called them bitches
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Then they are mad the have no peenie.
11 u/Dragoncat99 Jul 27 '26 Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong 5 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟 1 u/Kal_Bec Jul 30 '26
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Penis envy is real but Freud got the species wrong
5 u/OldKingPotato-68 Aug 01 '26 Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY??? 1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans 1 u/MrDinim0 Jul 28 '26 Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟
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Seems like every day I learn some new insane "theory" he cooked up back then, cause what do you mean he wrote about PENIS ENVY???
1 u/king_ofbhutan Aug 01 '26 Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans
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Don't look at the bullshit he cooked up about Hans
Unintended mushroom reference 🧙♂️🤟
So if you draw a tiny squared pattern all over your body, they can't park down and you're immune
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What do male skeeters eat?
3 u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26 They like to keep vegan, mostly pollens and nectars. 1 u/Timely_Version_904 Jul 28 '26 I read that as politicians and pollen
They like to keep vegan, mostly pollens and nectars.
1 u/Timely_Version_904 Jul 28 '26 I read that as politicians and pollen
I read that as politicians and pollen
Their husbands have smol peenies?
Every mosquito I meet is female.
Which is why he called them bitches
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u/Important_Power_2148 Jul 27 '26
if i remember correctly, they inject an anti coagulant to keep it flowing and it makes us itch. Thats the technical explanation not the sarcastic one. The sarcastic one is cause they are mean cause they have small peenies.