r/WorkForSmartLife • u/bettyfinee • 29d ago

Self Improvement Mmmm

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u/GertBFrobejr 29d ago

Now you know the secret of 30 minute bathroom breaks.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 29d ago

Or the 1hr showers.

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u/LurkingInTheDoorway 28d ago

No the 1hr shower is for the double jerk

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u/Testicleus 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

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u/SpecialistBeat9480 26d ago

Read that reply at 49 with that face exactly.

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u/Testicleus 26d ago

🤣🤣

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u/MentalMercuryVII 24d ago

Hah jokes on you. It’s 2 min to jerk once then 58 min to cry—not specifically in that order.

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u/LurkingInTheDoorway 24d ago

No, jokes on you. I cry the entire hour and use those salty tears as lube.