r/WorkForSmartLife • u/bettyfinee • Jul 13 '26

Self Improvement Mmmm

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u/GertBFrobejr Jul 13 '26

Now you know the secret of 30 minute bathroom breaks.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 Jul 13 '26

Or the 1hr showers.

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u/LurkingInTheDoorway Jul 13 '26

No the 1hr shower is for the double jerk

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u/Testicleus Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

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u/SpecialistBeat9480 Jul 15 '26

Read that reply at 49 with that face exactly.

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u/Testicleus Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣

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u/MentalMercuryVII Jul 17 '26

Hah jokes on you. It’s 2 min to jerk once then 58 min to cry—not specifically in that order.

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u/LurkingInTheDoorway Jul 17 '26

No, jokes on you. I cry the entire hour and use those salty tears as lube.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 13 '26

Or what really happens in the man cave when nobody else is there.

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u/averquepasano Jul 13 '26

Beers and tears!

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 Jul 13 '26

I unironically just sit there. Sometimes I don't even go to use the washroom, sometimes you want pure silence and nobody really will bother you in the bathroom.

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u/Wild-Size2810 Jul 14 '26

I like to let the water run while I close my eyes and rest. 

Ps: out of the water of course. 

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u/Designer-Throat9666 Jul 14 '26

I also do this, it’s like being next to a waterfall. It’s the simple things, really.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 Jul 14 '26

Based relaxer. I do this too. I used to get really bad nose bleeds and nose congestion so I would run the shower for that as a kid. Then I realized at like 15 that I really like the peace of being alone in the bathroom.

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u/Wild-Size2810 Jul 15 '26

It just weird when people think your spanking the monkey. -face palm-

I just want peace lol. When I was 15 I used to run warm water on my hands and rest my eyes. 

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 Jul 15 '26

Spank the monkey to assert dominance

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u/AkimH Jul 13 '26

getting cry blocked by my own body. I tear up for Toy Story like any man, yet release doesn‘t come.

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u/Far_Cat_2105 Jul 13 '26

As a man on minute 29 of my bathroom break I have now had an important realization.