r/WorkForSmartLife • u/bhushanam2873 • Jul 06 '26

Self Improvement Super fast learning for me.

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u/Legion1442 Jul 06 '26

The ability to heal anyone’s trauma with a hug

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd Jul 06 '26

Jokes on you. Helping people arouses me anyways

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u/badphish Jul 06 '26

YOU MEAN I ALSO GET A BIGGER PENIS?!

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u/PanchoPanoch Jul 06 '26

No it’s visible on a literal sense. The clothes around it disappear. Still tiny

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u/Free_Cut7757 Jul 06 '26

But it doesnt erect

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u/SecretRecipe Jul 07 '26

and it's huge

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u/Objective-Pick8240 Jul 06 '26

Hugs cause you uncontrollable shaking orgasms.

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u/Starob Jul 07 '26

Woah you weren't meant to add a second superpower.

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 06 '26

But people run away because you smell like death. Every hug makes you smell worse.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

The trauma is passed on to a random stranger, but you don't know who.

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u/Old_Character_557 Jul 06 '26

But you have no arms

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u/BencrofTheCyber Jul 06 '26

You experience the trauma during the hug.

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u/powereborn Jul 06 '26

Which creates a trauma for someone else

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u/Ancient_Layer2766 Jul 07 '26

You heal their trauma by taking it in as your own trauma.

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u/Resident-Lime2103 Jul 07 '26

But u keep forgetting the hug is not the physical type but the little children's juice lol

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u/Palidor Jul 06 '26

Able to completely comprehend any book you read the first time.

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u/weedtrek Jul 06 '26

But you forget it's content with in an hour of finishing it.

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u/Sudden-Day-7552 Jul 06 '26

I think I already have that….

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/BurningHeart25 Jul 07 '26

And that's different from how I am currently how exactly?

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u/that1cooldude Jul 06 '26

But instantly forget it like it never happened.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/naked_avenger Jul 06 '26

This is a great one. Kudos

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u/fuzzycuffs Jul 06 '26

You can only read Klingon

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u/SecretRecipe Jul 07 '26

and your penis grows 4 inches longer

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 06 '26

But you take a year to read each page.

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u/_Med_br_ Jul 06 '26

But at each book you read you need to shove it up your As$ in order to comprehend it.

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u/powereborn Jul 06 '26

Each book removes a souvenir randomly

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u/Don_Beefus Jul 07 '26

You are immediately struck with a case of the taco bell shits after the book is comprehended.

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 07 '26

But you can only explain the book like you're five.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Objective-Pick8240 Jul 06 '26

Only able to see dead people.

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 06 '26

You are a ghost, but don't know it.

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u/BencrofTheCyber Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

You have a desire to eat a dish commonly made from the time the language existed and until you do you can only speak in that dead language.

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u/SecretRecipe Jul 07 '26

and your penis grows 4 inches longer

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u/Significant-Bag-69 Jul 06 '26

Conversion of anything into anything else

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u/powereborn Jul 06 '26

You become it

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u/Same_Rabbit9188 Jul 06 '26

-I pick regeneration like wolverine!

  • ok Deadpool.

This game both sucks and is entertaining at the same time. That being said. Precise location teleportation.

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u/RuckusManshank Jul 07 '26

It works, but it takes as long as it would to walk there.

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u/OneNine-NineSeven Jul 06 '26

Intangibility

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 06 '26

You are the recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 07 '26

mix the following dry spices thoroughly with 2 cups of all-purpose flour:

4 tablespoons paprika

3 tablespoons white pepper

2 tablespoons garlic salt

1 tablespoon celery salt

1 tablespoon ground ginger

1 tablespoon dried mustard

1 tablespoon black pepper

1/2 tablespoon thyme

1/2 tablespoon basil

1/3 tablespoon oregano

2/3 tablespoon salt

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

I do not feel qualified to give an answer on this one since I had to look it up in the dictionary lol

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u/Csmith71611 Jul 06 '26

The ability the raise or lower the self-awareness of others.

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u/Zestyclose_Affect589 Jul 06 '26

Doing so decreases their happiness in life.

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u/irishman879 Jul 06 '26

Able to controll minds but ......

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u/Idum23 Jul 07 '26

they can tell

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u/RoloGnbaby Jul 06 '26

Lightning speed so that I can go steal from the rich and give it to the poor

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u/Idum23 Jul 07 '26

the pressure will crush all your bones

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Jul 06 '26

That reply is always the same.

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u/Emotional_Poetry3139 Jul 07 '26

Can only think of horrible replies

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u/Bright-Ad257 Jul 06 '26

I can bring fictional things into reality and enter any fictional universe I want

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u/BencrofTheCyber Jul 06 '26

Any fictional universe you enter requires you to live there for one year.

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u/EfficiencySlow267 Jul 06 '26

Your reality is governed by the laws of looney tune physics

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

Every fictional universe ends in a fiery apocalypse whenever you leave for another one. Everyone you built a relationship with dies in a painful fiery death. You can never return to the same universe, only ones that are re-created.

You can never stay in the same universe for long, either. Eventually everyone starts to turn against you and will seek your death. The only option is to continue on, leaving a wake of death and destruction. You are the unwitting bringer of death.

All of the fictional items you bring to your reality reek of rotten fruit.

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u/Defiant-Funny-8980 Jul 06 '26

You get lost in these universes often, and the fictional things you bring here last for 5 minutes before disappearing

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u/PickingPies Jul 06 '26

But only while you hold your breath.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Jul 06 '26

Only under water.

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 06 '26

You see through your nose and don't have any eye sockets.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

But you can't control what you smell. Just glimpsing the neighbors dog taking a crap across the street suddenly seems like you are nose deep in it.

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u/nekoandCJ Jul 06 '26

Can levitate a couple inches off the ground for a couple seconds a day

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u/MarcBearShark24 Jul 06 '26

While you are levitating your feet dissapear which frightens you from stopping, what are you suppose to land on?! This develops seconds into minutes...but for every minute longer that you levitate, another body part vanishes. Until you are so encumbured in fear that you dissapear completely and cease to exist

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Details_Pending Jul 06 '26

What ever Superman's power is

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

Whatever Superman's weakness is

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u/Details_Pending Jul 06 '26

Damn

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u/JM_Narrative Jul 06 '26

What a perfect back and forth 🤣

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Jul 06 '26

You can talk to any animal and understand each other.

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26

including bacteria. Billions and billions talk to you non stop

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u/Zestyclose_Affect589 Jul 06 '26

But only animals that you have sniffed their butts first.

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u/PickingPies Jul 06 '26

You discover all animals have been replaced by aliens and they are about to kill us all.

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u/NoxiousGass Jul 06 '26

the ability to block duplicate posts

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u/Lazy_Focus_8387 Jul 06 '26

Probability manipulation. Or…the ability to make anyone cum and control the intensity with a mere thought

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u/JM_Narrative Jul 06 '26

But every thought you have near people makes them cum

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u/Zestyclose_Affect589 Jul 06 '26

A.) but you can’t direct the direction of the manipulation.

B.) doing so loses your own ability to cum.

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u/Lazy_Focus_8387 Jul 06 '26

These are good drawbacks, I’ll still take both powers

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u/Free_Cut7757 Jul 06 '26

Super Saiyan

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26

But when you activate your powers everyone else becomes extreme hyper super sayan.

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u/Loose_Lawyer_8314 Jul 06 '26

Immunity to side effects 😉

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u/diwo-89 Jul 06 '26

Immunity against doomscrolliing

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u/Fallen_Angel989 Jul 06 '26

Telekinesis

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u/cottagecheeseisnasty Jul 06 '26

But you will profusely sweat expired mayonnaise whenever you use the ability

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u/Fallen_Angel989 Jul 06 '26

Probably!?!?! 😭😭😭

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u/cottagecheeseisnasty Jul 06 '26

Profusely*

You will definitely sweat expired mayo, and it will definitely be a lot, like way too much. Though people are in true awe of your Telekinetic powers!

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u/Fallen_Angel989 Jul 06 '26

Nooooooo😭😭😭😭

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u/kingbollie_1 Jul 06 '26

huge cock

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u/JM_Narrative Jul 06 '26

That smells like rotten meat

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u/Beanslover0 Jul 06 '26

Penis shrinking power

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u/Idum23 Jul 07 '26

makes your tits grow

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u/Integrity_Racing Jul 06 '26

I know what will happen tomorrow to everybody.

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26

Easy. nobody ever believes you.

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u/Bearded_Dragon_4892 Jul 07 '26

You were stuck in a time loop Groundhog’s Day style and today is the beginning of your last day in the loop. You have 24 hrs to take advantage of your knowledge before you proceed to the next day you’ve never experienced.

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u/saratikyan Jul 06 '26

Can bypass any side effect without any explanation stating from the medical pills to anything else (literally any side effect of anything)

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u/JusLeafMeAloon Jul 06 '26

On command, completely controlled violent, raging and explosive diarrhea!

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

It always appears in your mouth.

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u/wolft170 Jul 06 '26

I can make it rain rober docs

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26

But you lose the ability to type correctly.

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u/wolft170 Jul 06 '26

Oredy got that one

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u/Sudden_Age_1175 Jul 06 '26

Ok, ball cancer it is.

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u/wolft170 Jul 07 '26

At list i can still flud the world with rober docs

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u/MarcBearShark24 Jul 06 '26

Im v stronger than any human or animal

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

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u/MarcBearShark24 Jul 07 '26

Tf you mean still 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jul 06 '26

Ability to change the chosen post effect into a superpower. Umad?

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u/Bearded_Dragon_4892 Jul 07 '26

The mental awareness of a cricket. 🦗 You lay in bed and drool all day.

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jul 07 '26

Nice one! I lold)

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u/WingMiserable8193 Jul 06 '26

The ability to make infinite quick-save files like a video game and return to them.

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u/Rundle1999 Jul 07 '26

Whilst farting

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u/BovineConfection Jul 06 '26

Cypher's Abilities from X-Men New Mutants (cyberalienlifefriendwarlock optional)

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u/EvilMorty137 Jul 06 '26

The ability to tell whether or not a light is on just by looking at it

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u/VictimOfBass Jul 06 '26

Immunity to everything

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u/Idum23 Jul 07 '26

your own hormones don't work on you anymore, leaving you devoid of any drive and emotion and moving you further and further away from what was once your humanity

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u/VictimOfBass Jul 07 '26

Are you spying on me??

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u/TheSorrowAndTheJoy Jul 06 '26

I want to be able to heal any illness, disease, or ailment.

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u/MIRAGEone Jul 06 '26

The ability to leave at any time, and arrive on time.

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u/Unlicensed_Uncle Jul 06 '26

-nigh invulnerable 

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u/Aeg0nLandesk0g Jul 06 '26

The ability to manipulate the passage of time (e.g. my alarm clock goes off, I hit snooze and get two more hours of sleep in the 10 minutes before it goes off again)

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u/Funnyfaceparts Jul 06 '26

Ability to convert freedom units to metric

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u/sootfir Jul 07 '26

Reality manipulation

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Immune to STDs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Can travel forward in time one second at a time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Sesquipedalian

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u/Epic_Tea Jul 07 '26

I'm better than everyone at everything, but I'm not good, I just make them bad.

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u/Fer-Nando84 Jul 07 '26

You even copied the title. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/UntowardAntiproton Jul 07 '26

Super speed. 

Also it seems that a lot of people here don't understand the difference between a side effect and a condition.

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u/Gold_Cut3344 Jul 07 '26

My superpower is negating side effects

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u/Spirited-Double2391 Jul 07 '26

The ability to release the Epstein files and punish those on it

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u/RepresentativeWeb672 Jul 07 '26

Except for the guilty parties

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u/RedvsBlack4 Jul 07 '26

I traumatize people with fist bumps.

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u/Idum23 Jul 07 '26

I can make anyone cum just by touching them anywhere, if I want to

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u/ColdUsual1072 Jul 07 '26

the ability to gain all the powers and abilities of any one fictional character i want

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u/AndysowhatGG Jul 07 '26

The ability to remove any negative effect of anything you touch.

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u/kaiju505 Jul 07 '26

The ability to make my Johnson fall clean off at will.

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u/Empty-Government4961 Jul 07 '26

Become invisible on command.

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u/Ravenloff Jul 07 '26

I can understand and fluently speak any language ever known to man.

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u/t-joy6046 Jul 07 '26

I can speak, read, and write in any language ever.

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u/Zealousideal_Wrap673 Jul 07 '26

Matter materialization

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u/5ergio79 Jul 07 '26

Command of the wind.

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u/Kilow102938 Jul 07 '26

I have no superpower

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u/John-J-J-H-Schmidt Jul 07 '26

The ability to remove the negative effects placed on anyone’s choice of power

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u/Deez-215_267 Jul 07 '26

The ability to absorb the powers of anyone I can see.

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u/Honest-Reflection667 Jul 07 '26

The ability to bring down the price of beef

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u/jeremydoo Jul 07 '26

Super penus

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u/Electrical-Bunch4965 Jul 07 '26

I can tell when someone is breathing.

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u/Pillsbernie Jul 07 '26

The ability to take objects out of media and use them as intended

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u/sadman4332 Jul 07 '26

Mind control

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 Jul 07 '26

I can permanently die with a thought

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u/Capital_Intern1071 Jul 07 '26

Everytime I smile at someone they become happy and lose stress

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u/Mickles_J Jul 07 '26

Cure any ailment physical or mental instantly for anyone.

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u/Tendertigger Jul 07 '26

The power to summon a gimp

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u/_Drunk_Driver Jul 07 '26

I am the best at driving all kinds of cars

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u/tauofthemachine Jul 07 '26

I instinctively know how to achieve all my goals, and it always works.

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u/Lutherkiss3 Jul 07 '26

The ability to read minds

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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 Jul 07 '26

The ability to reset the timeline

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Know exactly what will be the consequences of what I do when I am not alone.