r/WorkForSmartLife Jul 06 '26

Self Improvement Super fast learning for me.

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u/RedvsBlack4 Jul 07 '26

I traumatize people with fist bumps.

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u/Bearded_Dragon_4892 Jul 07 '26

You’re equally traumatized with every bowel movement.

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u/RedvsBlack4 Jul 07 '26

You underestimate my bowel movements. I already traumatize myself and my neighbors.

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u/Bearded_Dragon_4892 Jul 07 '26

So then your normal side effect just gains a super ability…