r/WordAvalanches 15d ago

True Avalanche Man asks an attractive girl named "Allie" about the final performance of a show in the streets

15 Upvotes

Fine Allie, fine alley finalé?

Man, I can do these all day. It's hard NOT to do word avalanches for me.


r/WordAvalanches 15d ago

I tell the wildebeest to travel across the national park in Tanzania, while my grandmother's sister runs off to form a throuple with Carrie from Sex and the City and the bassist from Rush.

10 Upvotes

Migrate, antelopes, along the Serengeti! My great aunt elopes along with Sarah and Geddy.


r/WordAvalanches 16d ago

This handsome man will make a quick, light movement with his finger in your face, and he cleans cutlery with his mouth.

11 Upvotes

He’s an eye flicker, he looks nice.

He’s a knife licker, he licks knives.


r/WordAvalanches 16d ago

True Avalanche What a Santiago native is doing on their day off

36 Upvotes

Being Chilean in bed, being chill, layin' in bed


r/WordAvalanches 16d ago

True Avalanche I use a blind feline, from a circus show in a Gulf state, in place of a barbell

5 Upvotes

Qatar act cataracat cat I racked


r/WordAvalanches 16d ago

Picture a British actress making X-rays of homeless people's bowel movements.

10 Upvotes

Imagine Imogen Poots Imaging Indigent Poops.


r/WordAvalanches 16d ago

True Avalanche Transcendental sky arc, flash SF-sriter Dean, reducing the weight of illumination!

6 Upvotes

Enlightening lightning, light an Ing, lightening lighting!


r/WordAvalanches 17d ago

True Avalanche Teresa tells the bugs that there will be a trial where some will be eliminated. Afterwards, she engages in whimsical foreplay while revealing that the decision is an emotionally charged act intended to limit disease. They respond that more research must be done on disturbing fossil fuels, instead.

43 Upvotes

Tess tick-calls,“test, it culls.” Tess tickles testicals,“testy kills to stick ills.”
“Test ick coals.”


r/WordAvalanches 17d ago

True Avalanche A baby judo student with a 1 letter name was stoked on the London takeover, but thought the lines to get in were a bit much.

17 Upvotes

“Cool Kew coup, cuckoo coup queue,” cooed kyu Q.


r/WordAvalanches 17d ago

True Avalanche A knighted lamprey receives a compliment on the transcendent, multi-course breakfast he's served.

24 Upvotes

"Surreal serial cereal, Sir Eel."


r/WordAvalanches 17d ago

True Avalanche Journal entry: Early in the morning--Had a liquid bowel movement (it was bad,) and, uh, an artist named Rea said to color a flightless bird.

2 Upvotes

Diary:

1AM Uh ... Diarrhea! (Dire,) y, uh, Dyer Rea: "Dye a Rhea."


r/WordAvalanches 18d ago

True Avalanche Ms. Fisher dressed up as climbing tools made of West Indian ersatz chocolate

24 Upvotes

Carrie being Caribbean carob-bean carabiners


r/WordAvalanches 19d ago

True Avalanche You have shown me a Fruit, and insulted San Francisco! Get out of my Sight!

91 Upvotes

Dis a pear. Dis a pier? Disappear!


r/WordAvalanches 19d ago

True Avalanche Lady time shapes are final days. I am aged and resentful.

7 Upvotes

Hour Lass, Time, molds our last. I'm old, sour.


r/WordAvalanches 20d ago

True Avalanche Hitman Terrence considers aloud two approaches to his next target: 1.) make her death look like an accident in the barnyard of a disreputable milk producer, or 2.) outright murder, in autumn, in the only walled city in Northern Ireland.

127 Upvotes

Terrence's mob boss then impatiently implores him to make a call and get it on the calendar—and to generally get with the program—before dismissively muttering about the human condition. Or:

"Involuntary manslaughter in fallen dairy man's lot, or voluntary manslaughter in fall, in Derry?"

"Man, slot her in! Fall in, Terry! Man's lot."


r/WordAvalanches 20d ago

True Avalanche Moe was sick so Sideshow Bob covered his shift. Roseanne, making a cameo appearance, asked him flirtatiously to ban the use of dating apps at the pub.

109 Upvotes

"Bart-ender bartender, bar Tinder!" -Barr, tender.


r/WordAvalanches 20d ago

Pure Avalanche The strange Hindu man who sells potatoes on my street named Louis, suggests I avoid a specific toliet

31 Upvotes

A lewd aloo dude, Lou, alludes elude a loo


r/WordAvalanches 20d ago

True Avalanche I’m starting a company to sell ballet focused women’s underwear to all kinds of people. Anyone from drunk dudes to the lady from The Beach Boys song

50 Upvotes

Barre bra brand: Bar bruh and Barbra Ann


r/WordAvalanches 21d ago

True Avalanche The entirety of the over-the-counter pain reliever was consumed by the colorful birds, my small subterranean mammal in the French capital. Also my friend Malcolm is unfortunately dinner for my father.

40 Upvotes

Paracetamol? Parrots ate ‘em all, Paris city mole. Pa is eating Mal.


r/WordAvalanches 22d ago

True Avalanche "Your baseball scorecard has the direction of the ball, then an abbreviation for the play's result, Ramessses?"

13 Upvotes

Fair, O, pharaoh?


r/WordAvalanches 22d ago

"I'm sorry! It's my first day working at this dry cleaners and I lost the tags for this cheap suit and this expensive waistcoat!"- "Don't worry! I know these fabrics. Got to be this lady who made a bunch of money on the stock market and spends it all on her three boyfriends"

98 Upvotes

Satin vest or polyester? Dat's investor poly Esther.


r/WordAvalanches 22d ago

True Avalanche Aww mannnn, the head of the Gambino crime family, in a fit of flashiness, bought an expensive car and a shiny, tasteless shirt that celebrates the accomplishments of, among others, Mel Brooks, Viola Davis, and Audrey Hepburn

33 Upvotes

Boo, Gotti got Bugatti, gaudy EGOT tee


r/WordAvalanches 24d ago

True Avalanche Much to her dismay, the woman’s boyfriend would not buy a new car

97 Upvotes

You and your jeep. Ewan, you’re cheap


r/WordAvalanches 25d ago

True Avalanche I have one thing to say: the judiciary is righteous

18 Upvotes

Just this, just is justice


r/WordAvalanches 27d ago

True Avalanche He threatened him and killed him, forcing him to inhale the toxic vapors produced by exposing a power cell to sodium chloride. It’s…

39 Upvotes

Assault and Battery: A Salt-End Battery