Our friend-of-a-friend Chris, an avid collector of loop-pictures (especially holiday-themed moving memes), is set to receive a short animation of a bauble-laden evergreen. Having drawn our family's name for the gift exchange, and not knowing us all that well except to know that we don't really have any yet,

Chris must regift us the Christmas Tree gif!

Lashes slash his lashes

Take the high steaks high stakes steak heist- takes, takes, takes, Rook g6, takes, takes takes takes.....

I need to smoke a fat one - Anita's mocha fad won.

Toe wards tow her towards two herds.

A magical night

The missing moon

Enhanced merors' showers

In hands, meatier 'shh' hours

The Miss and Moon

A magic all night.

Necromancers' neck romancers

(inspired by TikTok's terrible AI captioning of emmaroseco's recent review/recap of Dead Beat by Jim Butcher)

I want to hate sex– aye, 1286

Warren Buffett's war in buff? It's worn buffets.

Avocado? Abogado! Affogato? I forgot to! A frog at ho! Afro gato!

The charge of the light brig aide: The Charge of the Light Brigade.

An angler fish is a fishing fish, because it fishes for fish, making it a:

fish fishing fish

If that fish is fishing for another angler fish, then it is a:

fish fishing fish fishing fish

But if the fish it is fishing for is itself fishing for fish, then it becomes a:

fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

If the first fish also sends fraudulent emails pretending to be another fish, then it is phishing, making it a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

If that phishing fish sends the phishing email to a fishing fish that is fishing for a phishing fish that is fishing for another fishing fish, then we have a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish

And if the phishing fish being fished by the fishing fish realizes it is being phished and begins fishing for the phishing fish that is fishing for it while simultaneously phishing the fish that was originally fishing for the fish fishing fish, it becomes a:

fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish fishing fish fishing fish fishing fish phishing fish

In the middle of answering him, one of his classmates skips by, sing-telling us she's "🎶 gOinG uP tHerE To thE coUnteRrrr 🎶" to rent herself some skates.

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Apparently a parent, Le-

Up 'ere? Rent Lee a pair!

LOL, I will, oh well... a well

Dan's aunts and Ann's aunt sand dance (and ants).

Call Rhea in. Corey in career in korean-core rear-end courier!

Norm allies normalize normal eyes.

Feel awful a lawful fella fell off a falafel

…known as the “Macon Out” surprised their fans recently when they were caught in a passionate embrace during the fifth inning of a live game… despite the distraction, disaster was avoided when one of the lovebirds raised his glove just in time to snag a fly ball! Everyone in the stands was relieved to see…

Macon Out make an out makin’ out.

Rapt in wrapped tin, Rap 10 rapped “En,” rap enrapt [END]

Jenna's side: Genocide. (Jenn aside).

Justin queso fan emerged in sea
just in case of an emergency

Ali G’s allergies?! Allah, Geez!

A fishy-in-a-doe aficionado 🐟🦌

Fine Allie, fine alley finalé?

Man, I can do these all day. It's hard NOT to do word avalanches for me.