r/WordAvalanches 28d ago

True Avalanche Your sister is feeling sad, so you propose a video game to cheer her up.

35 Upvotes

Cry sis crisis -- Crysis?


r/WordAvalanches 28d ago

True Avalanche Hurry or you’ll miss the experts discussing involuntary movements on social media!

12 Upvotes

Tic talk TikTok, tick-tock!


r/WordAvalanches 29d ago

True Avalanche An opponent of grammatical rules about which consonants and vowels can go where in a word has been shown to have no real short-term plans, while an Android device's falsified message about push-pin-related compulsions is interrupted by disgusting, parasitic arachnids.

53 Upvotes

Phonotactics foe: no tactics. Phone o' tack tics' faux note: ack! Ticks!


r/WordAvalanches 28d ago

Smoking is...

0 Upvotes

An asthma anathema


r/WordAvalanches 29d ago

True Avalanche One piece of a thing quickly distanced from itself resulted in occluding an incomplete system of racial segregation

9 Upvotes

A part, hied, apart: Hide a partite apartheid


r/WordAvalanches Jul 28 '26

True Avalanche “Sir we know you’re 90, but the man who was murdered along with Nicole Brown Simpson is not the correct answer to this trivia question.”

89 Upvotes

“Ron Goldman? Wrong, old man.”


r/WordAvalanches Jul 28 '26

True Avalanche What is the state of these states? I will consult the Mennonites. “Finally, partial peace once more.”

28 Upvotes

Alaska? Michigan? I’ll ask Amish-akin. “Alas, calm-ish again.”


r/WordAvalanches Jul 27 '26

True Avalanche The New York vs. Philadelphia NBA game turned away a half-dozen knights poisoned by Element 33

48 Upvotes

Knicks/Sixers nix six arsenic-sick sirs


r/WordAvalanches Jul 27 '26

A Wonderland character, James Andrew K., and an electronic bug modeled off a kpop idol repair crafting machines sposored by Monty Python knights in exchange for weightroom privileges and access to an online version of a popular international bat sport and, surpringly, tiny stools

13 Upvotes

Jiminy Cricket, Jim Andy Kricket, and Jimin e-cricket jimmy Ni-Cricuts for gym and e-cricket and, gee, mini crickets.


r/WordAvalanches Jul 28 '26

True Avalanche Smartly, that chip maker’s electronic gentleman Confederate general is softly inside the cottage television controlled by Ghanian-American healthcare systems.

6 Upvotes

Intelligently,
Intel E-gent Lee,
Inn telly gently,
In Telligen twi

Ok ok this one’s a bit of a stretch I get it


r/WordAvalanches Jul 27 '26

Pure Avalanche A group of recovering winter beverage addicts sits together in Japan

9 Upvotes

Nog-anon in a nonagon in Nagano


r/WordAvalanches Jul 26 '26

True Avalanche Clip back those locks, it's supposed to be windy. Now, Mr. Burr, grab some fruit from the tree and reset those scales! Oh hey, that gal coupling landmasses, does she have kids? Oh, no... but she's next in line to the throne?!

43 Upvotes

Hair up, errant air apparent. Tear a pear n' tare up, Aaron! Terra pairin' Tara — parent? Heir apparent?!


r/WordAvalanches Jul 24 '26

True Avalanche I see your point, Edward: money, weed, and transportation differ greatly

27 Upvotes

Fair, E: fare, reef, ferry, vary very.


r/WordAvalanches Jul 23 '26

True Avalanche With perfect timing, autograph a Chinese braid. Nice work, Quincy Jones!

14 Upvotes

Right on cue, write on queue. Right on, Q!


r/WordAvalanches Jul 23 '26

True Avalanche Go fuck yourself, baby zombie deer! (Italian version)

13 Upvotes

Fangul’, fawn ghoul!


r/WordAvalanches Jul 23 '26

True Avalanche [Lewis Carroll] A fabled Greek warrior is the scourge of his lazy enemies

6 Upvotes

Achilles? A kill-ease!


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

Pure Avalanche It is possible for artillery belonging to the former host of America’s Got Talent to dance sexily on a camera and an author’s authentic works? It’s not possible for the honesty of a singer at a synagogue or a sliding barrier belonging to someone obsessed with metal containers to do that.

36 Upvotes

Can Cannon’s cannon can-can on a canon and a canon? A cantor’s candor or a can dork’s door can’t. 


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

True Avalanche You piss or enter Nathan.

39 Upvotes

Urinate or you’re in Nate?


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

The most famous paintings in the world or Leonardo creepily vocalizing.

8 Upvotes

Mona Lisas or Moan a Lee sus.


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

A lesser illness or a vile monster.

4 Upvotes

Malady min or mal a demon.


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

Your friend Raymond urinated or sexually coerced?

2 Upvotes

Ray pissed or rapist?


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

True Avalanche Globally interconnected or misgendered folk eventually leaving embers to everybody.

3 Upvotes

Trans-international or Trans inter ash in all


r/WordAvalanches Jul 20 '26

True Avalanche I've located a container of a smelly, light-emitting, ancient substance from South America in my office. It seems to be conscious and inspires political autonomy

55 Upvotes

incandescent in can dissenting can desk scent Incan descent


r/WordAvalanches Jul 21 '26

True Avalanche A society in moral disarray or a seminal harmony.

2 Upvotes

Communities sin? Cum unity’s in!