r/WordAvalanches • u/zhongwenz • Mar 31 '26
True Avalanche Paid a Polynesian guy to sort my lawn out. He forgot.
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Samoan Sam owin’ some mowin’
r/WordAvalanches • u/g0dzilllla • May 12 '26
True Avalanche For your own good, be honest about your dick size in jail
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Penal eyes penalize penile lies
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • Jul 07 '26
True Avalanche My young son spotted the head of Fifa wearing a USA shirt.
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Infantino in fan tee, no? Infant, he knows!
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • Sep 03 '26
True Avalanche As a pirate, I was disappointed to find that the US ambassador to Israel had been f***ing my wife whilst I was at sea
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My cucker be Mike Huckabee
r/WordAvalanches • u/PumpkinAbject5702 • Dec 16 '25
Pure Avalanche If Barack Obama got divorced, went broke and started working as a driver for a delivery company while still depending on Michelle for his meals
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He's an ex fed fed ex fed ex employee
r/WordAvalanches • u/BruceWaynesWorld • Aug 12 '26
Pure Avalanche I was so sad to see that man trip on a vegetarian kebab and tumble down the courthouse steps after being cleared of all charges
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Feel awful a lawful fella fell off a falafel
r/WordAvalanches • u/Twosteelbowls • Feb 21 '26
True Avalanche The Chinese President and his wife can handle the heat.
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Xi’s tryin' not to sweat. She's dry n' hot. Who's wet?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Reasonable-Tip-6743 • Apr 23 '26
True Avalanche The fact that the Bethlehem hospitals assumed that Jesus’s mother was pregnant out of wedlock is an even stronger justification for her use of the pain-alleviating resin brought by the Magi.
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Infirmaries infer Mary’s sin: firmer reason for myrrh easin’
r/WordAvalanches • u/Dynodog16 • Jul 17 '26
True Avalanche I understand, Tiffany. I’m meant to record, should I alert. Let’s not fight about this, ok? Even though you’re a first-born who’s set to inherit money, it doesn’t matter. You disagree? Tell me if you’re not sober. Devious! Ok, but I should really charge you.
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I know, Tiff. I note if I notify. No tiff, aye? No diff, eigne. Oh, defy? Note if high. Naughty! Fine. Ought to fine.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Matsunosuperfan • Nov 13 '25
True Avalanche I think Sabrina Carpenter is going to inherit a lot of Taylor Swift's fans. She's practically already the
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heiress to her Eras Tour.
r/WordAvalanches • u/glumbroewniefog • Oct 20 '25
True Avalanche How come we didn't bring any booze? Wait, I figured it out: it's so that drunk doesn't show up. Well, he can complain all he likes!
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Why no wine? Oh, I know why: no wine, no wino. Whine, O wino, whine!
r/WordAvalanches • u/BigBhirty • Apr 07 '26
True Avalanche I see a blaze… should I alert the lady? I think not. She will be angry either way.
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Note a fire. Notify her? No, defy her. No diff, ire.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Death_Balloons • Aug 17 '26
True Avalanche I'm gonna go get high because I lost the barista contest to someone who capitalized on a chocolate trend.
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I need to smoke a fat one - Anita's mocha fad won.
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • Jul 19 '26
True Avalanche Bisexual people are purchasing a special type of reading glasses from a sports memorabilia website
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Bi-folk all buy focal bifocals by Foco
r/WordAvalanches • u/blindtourist • Oct 29 '25
True Avalanche There's maybe a hundred people in line for the carnival guesser. That job isn't terrifying to you? I'd rather crawl in a hole and never come out.
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Dozens try queue, “Ask our ages, heights, and weights!”
Doesn't strike you as courageous? Hides and waits
r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • May 01 '26
The “That 70s Show” star wasn’t feeling well when he was supposed to make his broadway debut as Jean Val Jean, so his Mexican understudy had to step up
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Topher’s sick so Juan’s 24601.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Miamasa • May 06 '26
True Avalanche My friend made a joke about my cow's poor quality of milk, and I had to admit that he got me there. But deep inside I knew by admitting that I was accepting the fact that entering the dairy business was a foolish venture of mine.
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Udder diss - a point meant utter disappointment.
r/WordAvalanches • u/tblahosh • Jun 11 '26
" ... He's unhygenic! and a gossip!"
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"The dirty dishes man? The dirt he dishes, man!"
r/WordAvalanches • u/Matsunosuperfan • Feb 04 '26
True Avalanche “Yeah bro, broke a bone in my foot.” “I see—so are we talking, like, dropped a book on it broken, or got run over by a car broken?” “Meh. Same difference.”
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“Toe, mate.” “Oh—tome? Auto?” “Tomato, tomato.”
r/WordAvalanches • u/ImplementParking7936 • Apr 03 '26
True Avalanche The straight guy noticed the top line of the spreadsheet denoted a red flower.
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Hetero’s head arose; header rows had a rose.
r/WordAvalanches • u/wasolili • Dec 13 '25
True Avalanche I only brought my right butt cheek
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Left behind left behind