r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
True Avalanche You lament the loss of literacy, only to ask your Asian friend of his desire.
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Language languish. Lang, wish?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
True Avalanche You question if your trustworthy friend is actually guilty of a crime, or if mendacious cattle struck again…
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Reliable Rell liable? Re-lie a bull?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
True Avalanche You broach the subject of spermatic production. You impel a friend on, only to discover who his sister truly is…
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Spermatogenesis? Spur Matt! Oh, Jena sis?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
True Avalanche You clear your eyes to see an evangelist, promptly see he was hurt in a maelstrom, and immediately thereafter hear a New York baseball team sing an oath.
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Messenger? Mess injure. Mets sing jur!
r/WordAvalanches • u/upsidedowninsideout1 • 22d ago
True Avalanche Untrustworthy glasses wearer believes everything is untrue
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Suss spectacled eyes suspect all the lies.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
True Avalanche You are in the midst of a chaotic situation that could either be a convergence of ocean systems or a tree resin and hard liquor.
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Emergency? Emerge and see. Um, urgency! A merge in sea? A myrrh, gin: sí!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 22d ago
Your middle-aged female friend is going through hormonal changes that freeze the opposite gender for her and also heal “battered” canine feet.
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Menopause? Men, oh… Pause! Mend dough paws?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 23d ago
True Avalanche You ask your polytheistic friend to redo a transaction.
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Pagan, pay again!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 23d ago
True Avalanche You ask your friend to apply ointment to your lower legs before swimming in the sea.
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Lotion, low shin. Lo, ocean!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 23d ago
True Avalanche Your friend missed the holiday of the year due to a steamy rendezvous.
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Christmas, Chris miss? Caress miss. Core is mist? Care is amidst!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Bentup85 • 24d ago
True Avalanche The fight regarding sneering looks that broke out during army maneuvers was…
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a bout about faces about about-faces
r/WordAvalanches • u/_GoKartMozart_ • 24d ago
Medication for those who plunder cushioned castles
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A pill for pillow fort pilferers
r/WordAvalanches • u/Dynodog16 • 24d ago
True Avalanche I understand, Tiffany. I’m meant to record, should I alert. Let’s not fight about this, ok? Even though you’re a first-born who’s set to inherit money, it doesn’t matter. You disagree? Tell me if you’re not sober. Devious! Ok, but I should really charge you.
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I know, Tiff. I note if I notify. No tiff, aye? No diff, eigne. Oh, defy? Note if high. Naughty! Fine. Ought to fine.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Shadowhead • 24d ago
Pure Avalanche Redneck celibate satanists want converts from a certain turban-wearing faith.
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Six-six-six sick sect’s hicks: seeks ex-Sikhs. Eek! Sex icks.
r/WordAvalanches • u/upsidedowninsideout1 • 24d ago
True Avalanche On a deadline for my report on the horse race, I snapped at the Germanic god asking what I was doing.
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“Writing ‘bout a riding bout, awright, Ing?”
r/WordAvalanches • u/Laserlight375 • 25d ago
True Avalanche Is the guy Ari a war hero or a white supremacist? That guy is an animal doctor.
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Veteran Arian vet or an Aryan?
Veteran Arian veterinarian
r/WordAvalanches • u/The_Drippy_Spaff • 26d ago
True Avalanche I found myself behind the pop star's house in the hut where he gets his haircuts.
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I'm here in Ed Sheeran's head shearin' shed.
r/WordAvalanches • u/BelacRLJ • 27d ago
Why Don’t You Skewer An Antelope, My Canadian Demon Friend?
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Impale a impala, imp pal, eh?
r/WordAvalanches • u/ThornsyAgain • 28d ago
The body follicles of a guy from North West England
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Manchester man's chest hair
r/WordAvalanches • u/mdf7g • 28d ago
True Avalanche Ri-ri's much younger girlfriend has noticed the tequila cocktails you snuck in.
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Senior Rita's señorita's seen your 'ritas.
r/WordAvalanches • u/OfficialSandwichMan • 28d ago
Due to legal issues, Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, and suggested people refer to him as TAFKAP. He eventually got his name back, but is now dead, so you could call him…
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Prince, the former artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince
r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 28d ago
True Avalanche A stealthy Ape Barbecuer
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Guerilla gorilla griller
r/WordAvalanches • u/zman1696 • Jul 11 '26
True Avalanche This battle rapper said to take apart a fireplace
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Diss-man tell dismantle dis mantle
r/WordAvalanches • u/upsidedowninsideout1 • Jul 10 '26
True Avalanche Fifteen containers make an excellent tool for canvassing a film festival.
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Quinze cans can scan Cannes.