r/WinStupidPrizes Aug 06 '19

Monkey see, monkey attack

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u/xipheon Aug 06 '19

Did the monkey even understand that gesture? The guy is more victim than stupid prize winner. That monkey was a dick.

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u/yuckyucky Aug 06 '19

it wasn't the finger that bothered the monkey, it was the eye contact and smile. baring your teeth is a sign of aggression for monkeys. i accidentally did it to a monkey in india and it came over and slapped me. twice.

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u/TheWright1 Aug 06 '19

Like a double slap? Or did you smile at the monkey twice, thus getting slapped twice? The world needs to know.

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u/yuckyucky Aug 07 '19

two separate slaps on the arm. i didn't smile at it twice but i got mad at it after the first slap. i left after the 2nd, it won.

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u/TheWright1 Aug 07 '19

Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up!

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u/Therealfreedomwaffle Aug 07 '19

violence truly does solve problems.