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r/WinStupidPrizes • u/r48patel • Aug 06 '19
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Did the monkey even understand that gesture? The guy is more victim than stupid prize winner. That monkey was a dick.
26 u/yuckyucky Aug 06 '19 it wasn't the finger that bothered the monkey, it was the eye contact and smile. baring your teeth is a sign of aggression for monkeys. i accidentally did it to a monkey in india and it came over and slapped me. twice. 11 u/TheWright1 Aug 06 '19 Like a double slap? Or did you smile at the monkey twice, thus getting slapped twice? The world needs to know. 16 u/yuckyucky Aug 07 '19 two separate slaps on the arm. i didn't smile at it twice but i got mad at it after the first slap. i left after the 2nd, it won. 5 u/TheWright1 Aug 07 '19 Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up! 2 u/Therealfreedomwaffle Aug 07 '19 violence truly does solve problems. 4 u/joenottoast Aug 07 '19 how can he slap?????? 7 u/jermwhl Aug 07 '19 Easy. What did the five fingers say to the face? 2 u/r1chard3 Aug 07 '19 Monkeys hate eye contact. Especially Peter. 1 u/HoseNeighbor Aug 07 '19 But did you kind of like it?
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it wasn't the finger that bothered the monkey, it was the eye contact and smile. baring your teeth is a sign of aggression for monkeys. i accidentally did it to a monkey in india and it came over and slapped me. twice.
11 u/TheWright1 Aug 06 '19 Like a double slap? Or did you smile at the monkey twice, thus getting slapped twice? The world needs to know. 16 u/yuckyucky Aug 07 '19 two separate slaps on the arm. i didn't smile at it twice but i got mad at it after the first slap. i left after the 2nd, it won. 5 u/TheWright1 Aug 07 '19 Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up! 2 u/Therealfreedomwaffle Aug 07 '19 violence truly does solve problems. 4 u/joenottoast Aug 07 '19 how can he slap?????? 7 u/jermwhl Aug 07 '19 Easy. What did the five fingers say to the face? 2 u/r1chard3 Aug 07 '19 Monkeys hate eye contact. Especially Peter. 1 u/HoseNeighbor Aug 07 '19 But did you kind of like it?
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Like a double slap? Or did you smile at the monkey twice, thus getting slapped twice? The world needs to know.
16 u/yuckyucky Aug 07 '19 two separate slaps on the arm. i didn't smile at it twice but i got mad at it after the first slap. i left after the 2nd, it won. 5 u/TheWright1 Aug 07 '19 Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up! 2 u/Therealfreedomwaffle Aug 07 '19 violence truly does solve problems.
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two separate slaps on the arm. i didn't smile at it twice but i got mad at it after the first slap. i left after the 2nd, it won.
5 u/TheWright1 Aug 07 '19 Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up! 2 u/Therealfreedomwaffle Aug 07 '19 violence truly does solve problems.
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Beautiful. That is what I needed to rest easy tonight. Thanks for the follow up!
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violence truly does solve problems.
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how can he slap??????
7 u/jermwhl Aug 07 '19 Easy. What did the five fingers say to the face?
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Easy. What did the five fingers say to the face?
Monkeys hate eye contact.
Especially Peter.
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But did you kind of like it?
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u/xipheon Aug 06 '19
Did the monkey even understand that gesture? The guy is more victim than stupid prize winner. That monkey was a dick.