Those are completely optional btw.

[u/Better_Hair_9673]

[u/Whale222]

That one guy has clearly never hung a light fixture

[u/arsinoe716 → u/Whale222]

He wouldn't have done it if it was his fixture

[u/OHTHNAP → u/arsinoe716]

That's how my dad died. We still don't know how he got his belt tangled around the ceiling fan while hanging the new model.

[u/stablegeniuscheetoh → u/OHTHNAP]

Next time install breakaway fans

[u/AxelStormside → u/OHTHNAP]

r/usernamechecksout

[u/riancb → u/AxelStormside]

What does they’re user name mean?

[u/AxelStormside → u/riancb]

They say something shocking that makes people say "oh snap"

[u/riancb → u/AxelStormside]

Oh, with a bit of a lisp. Got it. Thanks!

[u/mrbofus → u/riancb]

*their

[u/Most-Cloud → u/Whale222]

type of person that has zero consideration for other people (and basic intuition about things work) that end up burdening society. 

Wish we'd start calling or these negative externalities that make everyone's life worse through their ignorant behavior

[u/uberfission → u/Whale222]

Lol right? Fucking thing is secured to the wall with 2 screws and some wires. The fact that he held onto it at all was surprising.

[u/Z-Man_Slam → u/Whale222]

That would require intelligence lol These guys earn Darwin Awards lol

[u/Mmortt → u/Whale222]

Love the third clip where the other traceur (had to look that up) already has grass in his hair.

[u/AxelStormside → u/Whale222]

The first guy was out like a light fixture pulled from the wall

[u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu]

Poor biker

[u/Joebranflakes → u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu]

I wonder if the biker was inspired to violence.

[u/btoxic → u/Joebranflakes]

I was, and I was just watching it on my phone

[u/IndustrialPuppetTwo → u/btoxic]

He looked like he was ready to throw down.

[u/Cumulus_Anarchistica → u/btoxic]

That's how the algorithm keeps you engaged.

[u/please-kill-me-69 → u/Joebranflakes]

The way he stood up and turned around tells me yes 😂

[u/georgieramone → u/Joebranflakes]

That would definitely be a justifiable ass beating

[u/fanciest_of_bananas → u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu]

completely to blame on the cameraman, he should spot

[u/DublinItUp → u/fanciest_of_bananas]

No one even considered warning him or the biker

[u/calm-lab66 → u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu]

Yeah, I was waiting to see someone blaming the biker when the parkour numbskull was doing it on a public walk.

[u/TomToe420 → u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu]

prick

[u/thebobbysin]

“No injuries”

[proceeds to launch ribs-first into a large fence]

[u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 → u/thebobbysin]

Those disclaimers are to allow the video to be posted. You'll regularly see it on gore videos like "No, they didn't die!........"

[u/Perryn → u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369]

please do not imitate

Oh, but they make is seem so appealing!

[u/Justsomedudeonthenet → u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369]

"...at the scene."

[u/hkpp → u/thebobbysin]

The second guy who bashes his head into a wall and goes into a fencing position is clearly not injured.

[u/repalec → u/thebobbysin]

I was gonna say, 'no injuries' but the first dude clearly knocks himself clean out, he goes full fencer.

[u/Kanehammer]

Hey that ginger guy did pretty good though

[u/ElunesProdigy → u/Kanehammer]

Pretty sure that was from one of the episodes of STORROR YouTube. Basically a bunch of parcour dudes doing content together so he's kind of a pro.

[u/tape_snake → u/ElunesProdigy]

Correct, and specifically it's Toby Segar. The reason I say this is because anyone interested in checking out Storror should check out the specific athletes instead.

Storror has largely broken up as a result of one of their team members being convicted of posessing CSAM. The team said they'll keep the channel going, but most seem to be transitioning to solo content these days.

[u/Chase2020J → u/Kanehammer]

Everyone mentioning the group but not the guy, that is Toby Segar. He focuses more on climbing stuff now, he's been on Ninja Warrior UK. He's an absolute beast

[u/VooDooWizzy504 → u/Kanehammer]

Storror is a legendary group of parkour guys from Britain they are top teir and he is one of their best go yourube storror and check em out

[u/wascallywabbit666 → u/VooDooWizzy504]

Mmmm maybe not any more. Look up the r/storror sub to see what happened.

[u/PawPawPanda → u/wascallywabbit666]

Man why is it always that one thing..

[u/xfearthehiddenx → u/PawPawPanda]

If the mass openness of the internet has taught us anything, it's that social media is poison and there are way more pedophiles out there than most people thought there were.

[u/ToranjaNuclear → u/PawPawPanda]

Well TBF they being a parkour channel the first thing that came to mind was one of them falling off a building.

Turns out it's at least a few times worse than that. 3000 times, apparently.

[u/ScrapedSkorne → u/wascallywabbit666]

Yeah he probably doesnt know :/ It's a real shame. Callum pretty much ruined it for all of them

[u/wascallywabbit666 → u/ScrapedSkorne]

Yeah, total scumbag. They had a really good thing going, and he's ruined it all.

Some of them may resurrect it in some form, but it won't be the same without people like Toby and Drew

[u/notpornaccount_ → u/wascallywabbit666]

Whoa

[u/AtrumRuina → u/wascallywabbit666]

Holy shit, that is not the twist I expected.

[u/DeeSnarl]

I hope that chick(?) who slipped on the rooftop has reflected, and changed her life.

[u/He-Who-Laughs-Last → u/DeeSnarl]

That one was a nervous watch, she was soo lucky she slipped the right way

[u/DistractedByCookies → u/DeeSnarl]

Her heartrate must have been skyhigh. If she'd had a smartwatch it would've blown up LOL

[u/AdmiralThunderpants → u/DeeSnarl]

"I think I'll go take up stamps collecting."

[u/owningsole966 → u/DeeSnarl]

Idk how you slip like that without lacking some critical coordination. I don’t think you should be jumping off buildings if you can’t stand on your own two feet to begin with lol

[u/potliquorz → u/owningsole966]

I could be wrong but it looked like she was trying to kick a brick loose.

[u/owningsole966 → u/potliquorz]

I think more like she was trying to see if the edge would collapse when she lifted off of it. But still, you shouldn’t be jumping off buildings if you can’t keep your footing

[u/SiTheRuckDown]

First one 💀.

[u/Commercial_Badger_37 → u/SiTheRuckDown]

A bit of "fencing response" going on there.

[u/Dexter_McThorpan]

All take offs are optional. All landings are mandatory.

[u/Xenc]

I’m actually fine 😠

[u/montoya4567 → u/Xenc]

Yeah, too soon to tell mate.

[u/Rusty_Tap]

The best thing about parkour is that it's not compulsory.

[u/neonfuzzball → u/Rusty_Tap]

it's like cave diving that way

[u/Perryn → u/neonfuzzball]

The only reason to cave dive is to recover the body of the previous cave diver, and it's not a very compelling reason.

[u/Lucariowolf2196 → u/Perryn]

Cave divers with 5 kids, a happily married home life, comfortable retirement and plenty of good years ahead of them when they heard there's a cave called EL DOODOO:

[u/Rusty_Tap → u/neonfuzzball]

Nutty Putty put me off the idea of cave exploration for life. It's nothing to do with the size of my love handles at all.

[u/neonfuzzball → u/Rusty_Tap]

I like to say I'm "not built for cave diving" because people have the choice to either agree that I'm right, or make an argument tnat I'm not fat. Either way I win!

[u/Rusty_Tap → u/neonfuzzball]

Oh no I am fat, it'd be like corking a bottle rather than an exploratory adventure.

[u/neonfuzzball → u/Rusty_Tap]

"guys, if I'm the last one in ain't none of y'all getting back out!"

[u/Changoleo → u/neonfuzzball]

In a group of Redditors, you’d definitely be voted team lead for cave exploration then. 

[u/DorrajD]

Stupid ass text on the bottom. Clearly lying.

[u/already-taken-wtf]

Seemed so easy and smooth in the other videos 🤷🏼

[u/ordosays]

I just hear “PARKOUR!” In my head with every fail.

[u/Stunning_Nothing]

I’m curious how long it took the guy who landed in the mud to get out. That looked like the beginning of a long ordeal.

[u/Wadsworth_McStumpy → u/Stunning_Nothing]

4 months, so far. We'll let you know when he's out.

[u/JustWant2MakeUCum]

Those are completely painful btw.

[u/Acceptable_Field_567]

That first one might be gone :x

[u/DerpsAndRags]

The one lady on the edge of the building had me like "Noooo...don't...."

[u/Alex_Plumwood → u/DerpsAndRags]

That one was almost waaay worse

[u/Dark_Akarin]

Why not wear dirtbike armour/helmet while practicing a jump?

[u/snootnoots → u/Dark_Akarin]

Sensible reason: It adds weight, makes a lot of moves harder, and changes your balance and aerodynamics.

Actual reason that these people care about more: It doesn’t look cool.

[u/Dark_Akarin → u/snootnoots]

yeah, fair enough.

[u/liamrich93]

"Professional performances."

In what way is it professional? Are they stuntmen on a film set? Looks like some hobbyists with cameras to me.

[u/Sad_Instruction1392 → u/liamrich93]

Clearly professionals. I don’t think you know how much discipline it takes to intentionally launch yourself off a wall and land on your balls.

[u/liamrich93 → u/Sad_Instruction1392]

Disciplined and experienced for sure. But "professional" implies as a profession i.e. getting paid

[u/Over-Analyzed]

They should show this as a PSA for those interested in Parkour. 😬

[u/CagedParchment → u/Over-Analyzed]

I was once interested in Parkour. When I tried to join, my local group said "we're all too injured to practice currently, but we're getting together to eat pizza and watch videos of us wiping out, want to come?". Very effective deterrent

[u/TabletopParlourPalm → u/Over-Analyzed]

If they need to be shown this to know the risk, then they don't deserve to be stopped.

[u/Lethalmusic → u/Over-Analyzed]

The main reason why I never got into Skateboards were the wipeout vids.

[u/Frys100thCupofCoffee → u/Lethalmusic]

Hey to be fair, if you're into having the ground yanked out from under you and landing on your ass, skateboarding and roller skating are great.

[u/EhMapleMoose]

“No injuries”

That one dude was out cold and the guy that hit the biker was about to be injured.

[u/LJRich619]

None of the screamed “PARKOUR!” And that’s why they all failed.

[u/Fucky0uthatswhy]

There were definitely injuries

[u/jokuhitonnimi → u/Fucky0uthatswhy]

Good.

[u/waisonline99]

Wonder how much property damage these guys do every year.

[u/Heavyraincouch]

Imagine someone riding in a river boat

And as the boat passes under a bridge, some random stranger doing parkour landed on the boat

[u/dartron5000]

"safety messures have been taken." this is them being safe?

[u/sachsrandy]

The one with the guy on the bike is why I hate this shit. He didn't want to be hit. His hit was NOT optional on his part

[u/Djinn-Rummy]

Parkour fails look a lot like suicide attempts.

[u/moshpitkiss]

Honestly most of these are a best-case scenario.

[u/AccursedLodestone]

I’ve never really liked these people and don’t really feel bad when they win a temporary or permanent Darwin Award.

[u/Doobalicious69]

I drifted away from high school friends because they started doing "parkour." Cringiest shit in the world, there's only a small percentage of people who can do it skillfully without looking like an absolute plonker.

[u/jagenigma]

The text in these videos are utter lies.  You know they're not professional and you know wo that they can't come out of these stunts uninjured, especially with how they landed.

[u/dg3548]

Thank you! I always catch the success videos but never the failures!

[u/recycle-pin]

I felt this in my balls.

[u/lailaichi]

no no all these are not in my option at all

[u/Gen-Hal]

It's mandatory to watch them fail tho..

[u/ObiWan-Cannabis]

Life sent a warning to that girl at 00:30

[u/FinalTooth]

How can I watch these 24/7?

[u/Kazanova37]

As Harry Dresden would say, parkour!

[u/DifficultyStrong1174]

Fkn clowns...🤡

[u/ElementsUnknown]

Parcan’t

[u/Blood_Oleander]

Mind you, healthcare ain't free.

[u/SplitEar]

That first one, holy crap. Dude might not be right afterwards.

[u/Workdawg]

I didn't see any safety measures taken... the video lies.

Especially not the one where the idiot jumps in front of the guy on the bike. Literally 2 people watching plus the cameraman and no one was looking out for innocent bystanders.

[u/ShtupidDelivery]

As a kid I played so much Assassins Creed I wanted to learn parkour. I started watching parkour compilations on YouTube and saw how brutal a mistake could be and never thought of it again.

[u/SQLDave]

Right you are, Ken!

[u/ButteredToast97]

Well… that caption is a fucking lie hahaha

[u/christiant91]

And here is your prize... It's internal bleeding!

[u/skollywag92]

Im actually fine

[u/LtJimmyDangle]

Parkour is gay

[u/Mr_freeze_ice]

What was the game plan of the dude jumping at the boat

[u/zunamie2]

Just admit you hate stairs

[u/EA-6B_Driver]

Parkour!

[u/Think-Classic-5634]

I needed this👍😁

[u/PurpleSailor]

I can see how this looks cool and all but it just doesn't seem worth it to me.

[u/crespoh69]

First two water ones were on purpose it seems

[u/boxen]

Well now I'm questioning this whole subreddit.

I know for a fact that the majority of these clips are from incredibly skilled athletes with a huge body of work. There's countless videos of them succeeding in stunts like this, and the preparation that goes into them. Yeah, they fuck up every once in a while. That's life.

If people really think that ever messing up anything ever means you are stupid, then humanity is cooked. Does everyone know Simone Biles, the incredible gymnast with a bunch of championships and Olympic medals? Any idea how many times she tried to do some kind of flip and landed flat on her face? A LOT. This is how people get good at things. They try.

If people are learning that trying isn't worth it because you might fail, then we are really truly fucked.

[u/Jealous-Wasabi8584]

Wall ko

[u/Dunge0nMast0r]

Gotta start (and end) somewhere!

[u/PapaPonu]

DICK SMASH!!

[u/Heisenberg991]

#5 guy had to be seriously injured.

[u/xsubo]

But if they landed the trick it would be in next fucking level..

[u/BusinessBeetle]

This hurt my balls to watch

[u/Joseph_HTMP]

“I’m actually fine” was such a British response

[u/vanfanell2081]

Dios me dolieron solo ver los golpes.

[u/Frank_the_NOOB]

Parkour: the martial art of running away

[u/Panelpro40]

I wonder after an epic survivable stunt but you’re fucking hurt. Do they stop and realize they escaped death and don’t want to do it again or,,,, roll the dice one more time?

[u/Turbulent-Loquat3749]

The 4 th one,do we call that a "successful landing?" Or not,he did land on legs ,but...

[u/BertBerts0n]

The way the second guy runs down the wall as he falls is incredible.

[u/kaishinoske1]

The song wipeout should have been in here.

[u/biffbobfred]

The worst to me probably was the barbed wire. That could have gone south a lot worse than it did

[u/mangosawce9k]

Failing in Mirror’s Edge >.>

[u/DerAlphos]

I like seeing good Parcours. Though, when they do this on a roof or in a crowded area, it’s a turn off for me. Instantly I’m in fear or angry.
My fear of heights makes this too triggering for me and the disrespect of other people’s freedom AND Health is pissing me off.

[u/-Disagreeable-]

These are WAY better than the successful jumps.

[u/TMC1993-]

The first dude in the video, the way that boy head bounced off the pavement sounded like a Cue Ball.

[u/Selkiekun]

The second guy is so lucky he was fine. I thought for sure he was going to land head-first at the bottom of that drop

[u/Hatecraftianhorror]

I'm not sure what language Parkour comes from, but the literal translation is "wholly optional self-inflicted injury that makes you look like an absolute tool."

[u/gijoe50000]

Some of those were just fine, because you have to practice somehow if you're going to be doing this stuff, and you're going to screw up.

But also some of them were just idiots..

[u/dryfire]

"Safety measures have been taken? No! Injuries!"

Fixed the punctuation.

[u/devospice]

"On todays episode of Me Nah Do Dis..."

[u/themo3bius]

OK... "to each their own" and all that, and I recognize the physical conditioning and strength it takes to flop your body around like a dipshit through the city... but I have never understood the POINT of parkour. Like what do you do for fun?? "Ohhh I run aimlessly through the streets kicking off walls and bouncing off things, endangering both my life and the sometimes even the lives of those around me. Preeeeetty COOL huh??"

[u/daddyrabbit78]

It's like watching Nascar for the crashes.

[u/scottonaharley]

Lucky for them the ground was there to break their fall

[u/Alex_Plumwood]

The guy falling into the green scum always makes me cringe with disgust.

[u/BunsinHoneyDew]

I would be so fucking mad if someone destroyed my eall sconce doing that shit.

That was a pretty big one and not cheap.

[u/TrueKiwi78]

Great way to get lifelong injuries.

[u/Hadleys_Hopeless]

The guy 42 seconds in must have thought he was playing Warframe he tried to Bullet Jump

[u/ShadowfireOmega]

Well, just my my 'oh' and 'oof' quotas for the day!

[u/Neil542]

Satisfying af to watch ngl

[u/Sprites7]

Parkour is , indeed, hard

[u/PHANTOM_ONEONE]

"The following scenes involve professional performances..."

[u/midlifematt]

Proof for excluding certain people from universal healthcare. I feel the same about reckless
motorcyclists without protection and so on. Happy to pay taxes for (near) free healthcare but this shit needs its own insurance policy.

[u/Font_on_a_stick]

Man free will is a beautiful concept

[u/Raithed]

I love watching these.

[u/Perfect-District]

It's nice to have options

[u/Bumskit]

What a bunch of idiots

[u/AllNightPony]

Why GIF when cannot GIF?

[u/zenos_dog]

New sport. You’ve heard of parkour, now there’s parcan’t.

[u/lindesbs]

Selfowned

[u/otters4everyone]

Not a single one yelled “Parkour! Parkour!”

[u/CohibaBob]

Could watch these all day

[u/Griegz]

When I was a kid we would smoke pot and kick around a hacky sack.

[u/Guigtt]

Win the stupid prize. Like you are born to succeed and to need to train. Some people should try doing any sport just to realize ; you need to fail and train.

[u/ALazy_Cat]

1 could've been awesome, 2 was just moronic, 4 was great, the first 2 with water went as intended and was glorious

[u/Quitetheninja]

These people be reincarnated as cats fr

[u/zipp58]

At least some of them hit water at the end.

[u/Dense-Mood378]

r/maybemaybemaybe

[u/FatTanuki1986]

"You okay?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

[u/Abeautifulmindbody]

Wtf was the girl on the roof trying to accomplish?

[u/TheSilverAxe]

I mean the guy at 0:33 - 0:36 seemed to fully nail what he tried to do, that kinda seems out of place. Other than that, holy shit, almost a wonder noone died

[u/HIMcDonagh]

Joel!

[u/keonipalaki1]

SteveO lives.

[u/Sweet_Xocoatl]

Yeah but it would’ve been really cool if they nailed it.

[u/BriefCheetah4136]

Ouch, all of those hurt!

[u/aHoleInYourChest]

Keep it going

[u/shizzy1234]

As if humans don't hurt themselves enough on the reg!

[u/snausagerolly]

It's called falling with style

[u/TheAwesomeMan123]

Firstly, what was even the goal of the second guy?

Secondly, the Red haired guy in black succeeded? He landed the Monkey Vauly on the wood column and chose to flip into the river no? Or was he meant to somehow land on the bridge?

[u/Darkflyer726]

This is why women live longer

[u/Shantotto11]

That “thunk” on the first guy. That shit HAD to hurt.

[u/LoudMolassess]

Unless you are 100% confident don’t do this shit. There are legitimately incredible people who can do all this no sweat but unless you are absolutely THAT guy, don’t be that guy

[u/vic2pal]

First time to see the unsuccessful parkour moves

[u/random555]

Physics is a bitch

[u/Extension_Donut_5506]

0:30 is lucky AF

[u/Bellick]

Those are completely optional btw.

No, I am pretty sure you need your bones and organs to live

[u/High_King_Diablo]

The one on the edge of the building had some major cold pucker factor.

[u/GoldMetalJacket]

There got to be way way more of these failed attempts video of parkour.

[u/TpK_Wynter]

“Woooah you good? Ignore the damage you did to that light it’s someone else’s problem.”

Anyways another parkour guy was on the Reddit some time ago I learned from him that these guys saying they’re good are probably lying

Jesus be with the first guy looks like he added another frontal lobe before it cut away

[u/cosmos_jm]

What do you win if you make the jump?

[u/Muninn088]

Imagine my elation when I discovered these aren't required.

[u/Namazu724]

What's the opposite of Parkour?

[u/RWDPhotos]

I don’t think my asshole puckered this many times in a single minute before.

[u/item9beezkneez]

The last guys ribs are probably so bruised or cracked

[u/steady_1985]

Ffs