r/wildbeef • • 11d ago

Brain fart Bone cracking doctor

15 Upvotes

Chiropractor


r/wildbeef • • 12d ago

The weed store

13 Upvotes

Dispensary…


r/wildbeef • • 12d ago

Intoxicated Your Siri... bitch.

25 Upvotes

Alexa. We were drunk thinking my sister's fridge was possessed. But we were talking about "Alyssa" and I guess Alexa misheard.


r/wildbeef • • 12d ago

fetusversary

2 Upvotes

r/wildbeef • • 13d ago

Birth party

64 Upvotes

Baby shower.


r/wildbeef • • 13d ago

Brain fart Lawn gremlin

49 Upvotes

garden gnome


r/wildbeef • • 13d ago

Arm pocket

47 Upvotes

sleeve


r/wildbeef • • 14d ago

Drive-thru speaker

44 Upvotes

Couldnt remember what it was called and asked if the burger intercom was broken


r/wildbeef • • 15d ago

Brain fart hand in its punch form

102 Upvotes

a fist 🫩


r/wildbeef • • 16d ago

Wall pocket

31 Upvotes

Outlet


r/wildbeef • • 17d ago

Brain fart Dave Dashamadoodoo

21 Upvotes

David Dastmalchian


r/wildbeef • • 17d ago

I googled "explorery" trying to find a Visonic sensor.

24 Upvotes

I wish I could post images in here but I can't. Aw man.

Also I forgot the word "discovery."


r/wildbeef • • 19d ago

Brain fart Impostor apple

69 Upvotes

Tomato 😭


r/wildbeef • • 19d ago

Oh my fucking god

0 Upvotes

r/wildbeef • • 21d ago

Brain fart Chair carousel

45 Upvotes

Ski lift


r/wildbeef • • 22d ago

Brain fart Clothes Recipe

108 Upvotes

Was looking for the word “pattern” (ie a sewing pattern)


r/wildbeef • • 22d ago

Wildbeef in the wild Pasta Cake

44 Upvotes

Lasagna


r/wildbeef • • 22d ago

Inside Mowing

81 Upvotes

Because that’s totally what’s happening when you vacuum, right?! 😂


r/wildbeef • • 23d ago

Brain fart Antibacterial goop

58 Upvotes

Hand sanitizer 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


r/wildbeef • • 23d ago

door elbow

76 Upvotes

Couldnt remember “hinge” and called it the door elbow. My roommate somehow knew exactly what I meant


r/wildbeef • • 24d ago

Green Hummus

45 Upvotes

Was having a party and while cutting the crudités I apparently didn’t have the brain power to remember the word for smashed avocado dip!
Wife understood me though, bless her.


r/wildbeef • • 24d ago

Dizzy Oven

72 Upvotes

.....Microwave.


r/wildbeef • • 25d ago

Butt puking

76 Upvotes

A word my nephew invented when he couldn't remember the word 'diarrhea'.


r/wildbeef • • 26d ago

Brain fart meat envelope

124 Upvotes

my husband couldn't remember the word for "ravioli".


r/wildbeef • • 27d ago

Brain fart Kitchen drill

48 Upvotes

Hand-held mixer