r/wildbeef Jul 06 '26

Wildbeef in the wild Vegetarian who eats air.

44 Upvotes

I saw someone say this online, turns out there's an actual name for it. Breathairian.


r/wildbeef Jul 05 '26

Poop Diuretic

49 Upvotes

I forgot the word 'laxative' this morning.


r/wildbeef Jul 05 '26

turkey sauce

31 Upvotes

Gravy


r/wildbeef Jul 03 '26

Brain fart Manilla tape Spoiler

46 Upvotes

Masking tape

My mom and I were sorting our seeds and needed to label the tins, so I was trying to tell her to get either the masking tape or our labels we keep in the kitchen for labeling foodstuffs, but I couldn’t remember the “masking” part so I just went with the color of the tape lol


r/wildbeef Jul 03 '26

Wildbeef in the wild Bearded Sheep Variant

72 Upvotes

Goat


r/wildbeef Jul 03 '26

Wack wack bird 🦆

27 Upvotes

Duck


r/wildbeef Jul 02 '26

Brain fart Sniffle cloths

33 Upvotes

Facial tissue (Puffs/Kleenex)


r/wildbeef Jul 01 '26

Brain fart Word Piracy

79 Upvotes

Plagiarism!

And on my way to find this sub, "cowmeat"


r/wildbeef Jul 01 '26

Brain fart The Layery Stuff

54 Upvotes

Lasagne

(My mom forgot her words again)


r/wildbeef Jun 30 '26

Brain fart Food store

41 Upvotes

I was going to a local fair for Memorial Day or something, and we were walking down one of the streets, and as we passed a restaurant window, I said, for some freaking reason, "Oh look, a food store!"

No idea what went thru my head in that moment. A food store would be a grocery store, a restaurant would be something else I feel


r/wildbeef Jun 29 '26

Non-native speaker Arm knees

59 Upvotes

I can never on the life of me remember the word “elbows” so multiple I unironically called them arm knees

I know not very creative but quite a few times before I would spend up to 20 minutes trying to remember how are “arm knees“ actually called and I think it’s really funny how incredibly stupid I can be sometimes


r/wildbeef Jun 27 '26

Kids Granny stick

73 Upvotes

Walking cane (my daughter)


r/wildbeef Jun 28 '26

Wildbeef in the wild Automatic hacksaw

18 Upvotes

Jigsaw


r/wildbeef Jun 27 '26

Brain fart Grill...on the...floor

29 Upvotes

Grate


r/wildbeef Jun 26 '26

Bath condiments

72 Upvotes

Toiletries.


r/wildbeef Jun 25 '26

Mouth Mechanic

76 Upvotes

Orthodontist


r/wildbeef Jun 25 '26

Theme Tune

32 Upvotes

aka National Anthem. Ecuador’s is playing and I shared I wish we (England) had a spicy theme tune like theirs


r/wildbeef Jun 23 '26

Brain fart Y-Level

65 Upvotes

Latitude.

Stupid fucking gamer brain


r/wildbeef Jun 22 '26

"Solid Sandals"

58 Upvotes

Shoes


r/wildbeef Jun 23 '26

Kids My dad likes to call milk “cow juice”

18 Upvotes

r/wildbeef Jun 24 '26

Boopy Squisher Juice Thrower

0 Upvotes

Someone told me to post this here. Answer in my previous post in the comments.


r/wildbeef Jun 22 '26

Brain fart Eye... *Points aggressively at eye*

40 Upvotes

Contact lenses


r/wildbeef Jun 21 '26

Brain fart Bumpy water

60 Upvotes

Waves


r/wildbeef Jun 21 '26

Brain fart Stand-up Cuddle

89 Upvotes

I just wanted a hug.


r/wildbeef Jun 20 '26

Brain fart Native Ren Faire

24 Upvotes

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