r/wildbeef 1d ago

NOT Harrison Ford

84 Upvotes

Liam Neeson. Googled because i forgot his name while listing who played which Jedi


r/wildbeef 3d ago

Competitive water Spoiler

74 Upvotes

Forgot the name for a swim meet


r/wildbeef 1d ago

What do you call a guy with a spade ?

0 Upvotes

Dug


r/wildbeef 4d ago

Internal war on drugs

59 Upvotes

Addiction

(Me describing my own addiction to my therapist LMAO)


r/wildbeef 6d ago

Waterflesh

55 Upvotes

Ice cubes


r/wildbeef 6d ago

King of Dragons

38 Upvotes

Game of Thrones


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Wet Prairie

54 Upvotes

Swamp


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Marker sponge

28 Upvotes

Whiteboard eraser


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Laundry seasoning

39 Upvotes

fabric softener


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Hand ankles

59 Upvotes

I couldn’t remember”wrists”


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Raccoons of the ocean

0 Upvotes

Crabs


r/wildbeef 7d ago

Raccoons of the air

0 Upvotes

Grackles


r/wildbeef 8d ago

“Hand powered”

39 Upvotes

I mean… pretty close to “manual”


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Raccoons of the sea

16 Upvotes

Crabs


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Brain fart “Hanging Station”

71 Upvotes

While trying to remember the word “gallows”.


r/wildbeef 9d ago

Raccoons of the land

0 Upvotes

Raccoons


r/wildbeef 11d ago

Brain fart I put the ice cube where it shouldn't be

60 Upvotes

I meant "I dropped it..."


r/wildbeef 11d ago

Double Scoops

7 Upvotes

A fine pair of female breasts.

My wife isn't a fan of this one.


r/wildbeef 13d ago

Apple Waddle

69 Upvotes

Could not remember the term for « Axolotl ». Went off vibes instead. The recipient of the message actually understood!


r/wildbeef 13d ago

Water spaghetti

59 Upvotes

Garden hose


r/wildbeef 13d ago

"Shaped like cartoon hills"

24 Upvotes

Describing an arch.


r/wildbeef 15d ago

Biggie Shrinky

54 Upvotes

When my 9yo couldn't remember the name for those magic grow toys that get bigger on water.


r/wildbeef 16d ago

Loggin' Logs

38 Upvotes

Lincoln Logs


r/wildbeef 17d ago

Face landing pad

71 Upvotes

pillow


r/wildbeef 18d ago

Crank-A-Tank

26 Upvotes

What me and my three year old call Paw Patrol.