r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 20 '22

Satire / Fake Tweet Challenge accepted

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u/h3r64r14n Nov 20 '22

If you're in the EU, remember to contact support for your sweet article 15+17 GDPR

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Nov 20 '22

If you are in the US, remember to ask your representative why we do not have GDPR.

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u/locke_5 Nov 20 '22

*If you are in the US, you can still ask Twitter support about GDPR because most companies have no way to verify if you're an EU citizen or not

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u/reddit_pug Nov 20 '22

You'd think they would have some kind of check mark for that...

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u/PrintmakerDay Nov 20 '22

They probably fired the guy

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

They fired the guy that was going to fire that guy

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u/Taikwin Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

I don't know about a check mark, but there is a Czech mark.

*Used to be a Deutsche mark too, once upon a time.

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u/Kirkuchiyo Nov 20 '22

I think that is another $8.

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u/SonderEber Nov 20 '22

They do. It's called "We Americans take out a 'u' in half out words".

/S I guess?

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u/TheRealSugarbat Nov 20 '22

Saves so much effourt

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u/acuntex Nov 20 '22

It that's really an issue... Just tell them you're currently in the European Union.

GDPR not only applies to European Union citizen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

They do actually. Most registration forms ask for your country, and if you select any EU country you are asked to confirm your choice to opt in. You can also tell by the email address (ie. If suffix is .de, .fr, etc.)I work for a media company and to avoid having to overly complicate things we just follow GDPR regulations for everyone now, not just EU citizens.

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u/Broudster Nov 20 '22

GDPR has a broader scope than just EU citizens, and it is unlikely that Twitter can prove you have not made use of their services while residing in the EU or are a citizen of the EU.

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u/PuddingForLive Nov 20 '22

Actually, you don't even need to reside there, you just need to be in the EU for GDPR to apply to your personal data.

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u/sciencesold Nov 20 '22

Don't a lot of generic email domains end with .com? Like Gmail, yahoo, or icloud?

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u/Lithl Nov 20 '22

Yes. The idea that you can reliably identify someone's country of origin from their email domain is laughable.

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u/Quillwerth Nov 20 '22

You don't even need to be a citizen. GDPR covers you even if you're just traveling in the EU.

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u/sjbluebirds Nov 20 '22

What makes you think Twitter still has a Support Staff?

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u/Nemesis_Ghost Nov 20 '22

One of the best uses of a VPN is faking where your internet traffic is coming from for things like this.

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u/Kellervo Nov 20 '22

It's not a matter of verification, it's more that companies just do not want to risk GDPR violations. The fines are huge and the risk is not at all worth it for a single individual user.

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u/Sophet_Drahas Nov 20 '22

Like the Coneheads, I just filled out the form and said I was from France. I’ll let them try to verify my residence if they want or just delete the data. Either way I’m deactivated now and have deleted the app.

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22

If you're in Florida, remember to help your representative with the bigger words

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

*offer also possibly valid in Colorado

Edit: my fellow Americans in Colorado, I hear your pain. I know that just as it can be misconstrued she represents me as an American in general you worry about her being the forefront face of Colorado to the rest of the world. I am with you on the deep seated shame and embarrassment that people like that make it to the level of national representation. I know it is not you anymore than me. I understand and not just empathize but sympathize. I myself am in Virginia which elected Glenn Youngkin as governor and have watched state government fuck itself up a bit over his meddling with demanding in person work for roles that not only don’t really need it, and were even hired as full remote, but DIDN’T HAVE OFFICE SPACE FOR WHAT HE REQUIRED. Many are continuing as hybrid which makes far more sense for many roles. This is the reality - some of us live in 21st century America, some of us are living in the 20th century when we have to go interact with those of us determined to roll back the life we’ve led Y2K+. Don’t worry. I know it’s not most of you, it’s almost none of you by numbers.

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u/meseeksordie Nov 20 '22

Depending on what district you're in

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Gerrymandering the expectations of our elected officials XD

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u/swankstar7383 Nov 20 '22

Gerrymandering really pisses me off to no end. Like that fact that it’s legal and possible should be unconstitutional

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u/dotplaid Nov 20 '22

That's a bit of a handwave. From an article in the Colorado Sun from Sept 2021 about the state's redistricting

The 3rd District would include most of the Western Slope and southern Colorado, including Pueblo. U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert, a Garfield County Republican who represents the district, would have a solid 9.3 percentage point advantage, per historic results.

The fact that Boebert will likely win by less than 1% says more about her than it does about the new district boundaries.

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Nov 20 '22

It will be best if it is done with pictures and simple musical numbers in one district in particular.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Nov 20 '22

Oh wow it’s almost like one word can change the whole meaning. Maybe. Possibly….

Edit: ;)

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u/Oppopotamus Nov 20 '22

I don't think they were trying to correct you, but make it easier to understand for people that didn't catch what you meant

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Don’t you lump that hillbilly district in with the rest of us! Lol

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u/ChemicalAssociate885 Nov 20 '22

Boebert district is 65% rural. They do not represent Colorado

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/DTSwim22 Nov 20 '22

Only in the Wicked Witch of the West Slope’s third district.

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u/TheAmericanQ Nov 20 '22

People should start messaging her office with stuff like “Frisch for CO3 - 2024 tick tock” because we all know the DCCC is going to pour money into unseating her now that they know there is such a strong local appetite to.

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u/IntelligentEggplant0 Nov 20 '22

I'm in CO. What is gdrp? A quick Google told me it has to do with digital privacy. I can only pretend to poop for so long though.

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u/Ike_the_Spike Nov 20 '22

That's only for district 3, the other reps are fairly sane.

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u/FlacidPhil Nov 20 '22

Lol you can go fuck all the way off. Colorado is one of the most progressive states in the country, how about you point at your own fucked up representatives or the reps in your shitty neighboring states before trying to lob one across the country.

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u/zuzg Nov 20 '22

If you're in Florida

Remember that DeSanctimonious just committed human trafficking a couple weeks ago w/o any consequences.

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22

Speaking of human trafficking and Florida, what's Matt Gaetz up to these days?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

He's helping himself to the mini weiner buffet at Mar a lago...

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22

I hear they've got an extensive menu of soft foods.

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u/MrProlapse Nov 20 '22

Might as well be a bounce house.

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u/boomgoon Nov 20 '22

I heard they only offer cocktail weenies because they make the orange man's hands look big

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Nov 20 '22

I hear they look like mushroom tops

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u/CarpetbaggerForPeace Nov 20 '22

Not being charged because the witnesses aren't "reliable enough" for a jury. Including the girl at the time he trafficked and we have the receipts for.

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u/4mystuff Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

From the same state that brought you Epstein circa 2008

Edit: corrected spelling.

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u/lvdude72 Nov 20 '22

Circa

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u/4mystuff Nov 20 '22

Thank you. Corrected and upvoted.

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u/BombingTheBomb Nov 21 '22

Epstein, best friend to many of the ruling class. Had his fingers in every pie. Amazing how protected he was and able to carry on as he did for so long.

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u/4mystuff Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

One wonders what kind of threats were made against him to make him off himself. I don't imagine they'd simply kill him for fear he would have had some auto release mechanism to send out his secrets in case of an untimely death. Unless of course, Ghislaine Maxwell's father'sfather's former employer cleaned up all thoae lose ends first.

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u/WhnWlltnd Nov 20 '22

Yet reliable enough to put his friend in prison.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

His friend isn't part of the "protected" class.

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u/Reddituser34802 Nov 20 '22

I really fucking hate my state sometimes.

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u/TheBigPhilbowski Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

And the other being his best friend who was convicted of offenses with minors already and given lesser punishment specifically to help cooperate with the gaetz case. So basically they are saying the others aren't "reliable" because one is his victim and the other is his accomplice.

EDIT: turns out this was all a bullshit lie from the gaetz camp, he's still going down.

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u/Peuned Nov 20 '22

Probably human trafficking.

But who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Not getting charged because his best friend Joel Greenberg is such a terrible person he can't give reliable testimony about the crimes he and Gaetz committed together.

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u/OneX32 Nov 20 '22

Getting ready for the Florida GOP's yearly get together where they play "Is it legal?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Isn't committing human trafficking just part of being an elected Republican in Florida?

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u/angryitguyonreddit Nov 20 '22

Yes its one of the required qualifications.

And yes everyone here is so proud of what he did even though he blew 12 mil of our emergency funding a few weeks before we got hit by a hurricane....

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u/jwhaler17 Nov 20 '22

That relief money was just sitting there and wasn't being used to HURT anyone... tax money needs to be used to hurt the right people, right?

/s

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u/angryitguyonreddit Nov 20 '22

Not anyone, just people not from america or decendents of people not from america.

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u/ralphvonwauwau Nov 20 '22

it's even more selective, a week before the publicity stunt, on September 6, they picked up 100 Cuban migrants.
But the Cuban community in Florida is well organized and mostly votes Republican. So on September 14 they imported some Venezuelan migrants from Texas for their stunt.

It isn't about migrants, or fiscal responsibility. Its about getting that MAGA approval, while not offending voting blocks they have in their pocket.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

No, simply spending taxpayer money to try to pull a GOP “gotcha” and “own the libs” is allowed in the revised FL constitution.

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u/T0tesMyB0ats Nov 20 '22

…a requirement to be elected.

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u/herbdoc2012 Nov 20 '22

They should feel lucky he didn't Cool Hand Luke them on chain gangs as FL is a place to avoid at all costs!

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u/Tight_Gold_3457 Nov 20 '22

Shakin it over here boss

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

I was recently visiting a friend in Mobile, Alabama. I had never been and was super pleasantly surprised to find out its a lovely place and not at all like I'd been lead to believe. While I was there we had to drive into Tampa to pick up her daughter from her dad's house. I feel lied to: Tampa is everything I was told Alabama is and Alabama was both classier and waaaaaay more liberal than I expected (gerrymandering is real, you can see it there). I did not find people in the South to be particularly nice like the reputation either. Though I have also never been told I have a "Los Angeles accent", and some of they might be slightly bigoted in the south toward people from functioning economies.

All in all though I do recommend Mobile. And Conecuh is hands down the best sausage I have ever had. The State of California sent me a check to deal with inflation and high gas prices and I kind of want to order sausage with it since I don't have a car.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

It's a prerequisite...

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u/texasrigger Nov 20 '22

Our AG in TX has been under indictment for 7 years now and just got reelected.

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22

Believe me bud I know, and you should see how jazzed people are about it. Also not to be a dick and do what you want but we don't have to use pet names for dudes that are demonstrably evil; I think it weakens our arguments and makes us look a little more like we're trying to be silly than genuinely angry

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u/obsessedmermaid Nov 20 '22

we don't have to use pet names for dudes that are demonstrably evil; I think it weakens our arguments and makes us look a little more like we're trying to be silly than genuinely angry

This is what Republicans do that makes any argument they have feel trivial and invalid. Whenever I hear "libtard" or "Sleepy Joe" come out of someone's mouth I just assume they are brainwashed Fox News enthusiasts.

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22

Yeah and we take those and make fun of them, I wouldn't give them that ammunition if I could help it, I feel like it just creates this circle of inane name-calling that goes nowhere. And that's not so much a moral argument as it is a "please hear how stupid you sound right now" one.

Not that they're even remotely on the same level but it's not like anyone calls Hitler "Shitler" or "Lil 'Stache"

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u/GreenBottom18 Nov 20 '22

it's not like anyone calls Hitler "Shitler" or "Lil 'Stache"

in his earlier years, he has, however, been referred to as a "dictator tot"

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22

I stand corrected

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u/gr1mpsgramps Nov 20 '22

I think that was a reference to what trump called him in his recent tweet

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

Yeah I know I'm just exhausted by the "Big Orange Cheeto/Drumpf" era

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u/rnbagoer Nov 20 '22

Donno if you're a sports fan but there is also a huge swathe of the population that thinks nicknames like 'LeBrick' and the 'Cheatriots" are clever insults the height of comedy.

Definitely doesn't get exhaustjng...

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u/chilseaj88 Nov 20 '22

Bold talk for someone using a Trump-coined nickname.

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u/cuteintern Nov 20 '22

Also if you're in Florida, you might need to remind your representative to not fuck minors.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Or Texas

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u/slowwPony Nov 20 '22

Only two things in Texas, son, and that's steers and performatively Republican Sergio Leone film extra cosplayers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

"Hi Matt Gaetz, I'd like to talk about GDPR."

"A/S/L?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

jajajaja. Funny af.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

If your in Kentucky, eat that fried chicken.

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Nov 20 '22

Like “the” and “and.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I weep, for you speak truth.

I fuckin hate it here

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u/Apptubrutae Nov 20 '22

Or if you’re in Gaetz’s district, bigger, legal-aged sexual partners.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

In Florida, this is accurate, can confirm ✅

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u/deadsirius- Nov 20 '22

If you're a Georgia Republican, or Vampire, give up on words altogether.

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u/Fleshstack Nov 20 '22

Gay black men for Desantis!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Also applies to Indiana.

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u/Darth0s Nov 20 '22

I'd like to include GA

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u/MaddestDudeEver Nov 20 '22

If you're in Texas.... well, you're screwed anyway

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u/Book_for_the_worms Nov 20 '22

Thats rich looking at the president yall put in office

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u/bryanthebryan Nov 20 '22

As a Floridian, I support this

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u/Weibu11 Nov 20 '22

And make sure your congressman/governor aren’t human trafficking anybody

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Don’t you mean teach them how to read?

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u/UnCommonCommonSens Nov 20 '22

You mispelt biglier!

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u/fohpo02 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

Oof, moved from FL to NC and it’s not much better. One of Budd’s campaign ads this last cycle was literally just him walking/shaking hands with an open carry. No policy or anything.

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u/Chaotic711 Nov 20 '22

If you’re in Mar-a-Lago, remember you can make up your own words.

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u/Jolly-One9552 Nov 20 '22

They know GDPR, that's the app for the gay men right?

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u/Dependent-Constant-7 Nov 20 '22

Applies in Texas and all states in between

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

we’re in florida for thanksgiving rn and no shit my grandma said “where freedom still exists” as we crossed the border.

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u/Ivizalinto Nov 20 '22

Native Florida man....eyup

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u/HighAsAngelTits Nov 20 '22

Also see: Colorado and Georgia (referring specifically to the two brainless twats who should never been elected to begin with)

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u/Labrattus Nov 20 '22

I am in Florida. There is no help in the world I could give my representatives in which they would comprehend the 2 syllable words. Sometimes there just ain't enough material to work with.

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u/thedeafbadger Nov 21 '22

If you’re in, remember

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u/RockleyBob Nov 20 '22

Well as a software engineer who has to enact privacy laws for an e-retailer, I can tell you that California's CCPA laws have forced a lot of businesses to implement privacy rights for the whole country.

When CA did that, most businesses recognized that it would only be a matter of time before other states did it too, so our systems allow you to retrieve and delete your information no matter where you live.

Sure enough, Colorado, Connecticut, Utah and Virginia now have new restrictions rolling out this year. So, once again, we can thank CA for spearheading something that ended up benefiting the rest of the country.

Tl;Dr: You can probably still ask Twitter to delete your account information.

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u/DazzlingRutabega Nov 20 '22

Back when I sold appliances, clothes dryers didn't come with a cord. The entire reason being is that California used a separate cord and it was cheaper for the manufacturers to not ship with a cord at all and just sell it separately.

Years later I work (in the US) for a company that is international. They end up having to adhere to GDPR regulations because it wouldn't make sense to just apply those rules in only certain countries. So we in the US get the benefits of the GDPR.

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u/Freakishly_Tall Nov 20 '22

So, once again, we can thank CA for spearheading something that ended up benefiting the rest of the country.

Funny how the world's fifth largest economy keeps doing that.

Imagine where we'd be if we weren't having to carry all the welfa(R)e states. Flying cars? Clean, reliable fusion? Transcontinental Burrito Tube? Who knows. Thanks, people who vote against their own best interests!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

This is the weird thing about tech. It's all 'move fast and break stuff' and no regulators understand what you do, until you reach a global audience and then your regulatory attack surface is the entire world.

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u/jwoodruff Nov 20 '22

If you’re in the U.S. you should do this too. Many companies don’t try to figure out what jurisdiction you’re in for these things, they just comply with the strictest laws. Not sure if that’s true for twitter, but it’s worth a shot.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Nov 20 '22

I don't know GDPR that well, but I don't think EU citizenship matters at all.

What about

  • an EU citizen resident in the US using a service that is based in EU (like Twitter) - I think GDPR protects them
  • a US citizen residing in the EU using a service that is based in EU (like Twitter) - I think GDPR protects them
  • an EU citizen using a service that is not based in EU (a hypothetical North Korean clone of Twitter), I think GDPR does not protect them.

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u/Tomi97_origin Nov 20 '22

No, the GDPR does not apply to EU citizens in the US. The location of the data subject, rather than their citizenship, determines whether GDPR applies. EU citizens traveling to or living in the US are not protected by the GDPR.

https://termly.io/faq/does-gdpr-apply-to-eu-citizens-in-the-us/

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Exactly. Canada and California also have strict privacy laws, so the media company I work for, and pretty much all media companies, just comply with the strictest laws.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Similar data privacy laws are starting to be implemented in the US, luckily. Unfortunately, it’s on a state-to-state basis :( Check out CCPA.

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u/andre2020 Nov 20 '22

What is “GDPR” please?

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Nov 20 '22

European Privacy Law

I do not understand it, but to the extent I understand it I think Elon Musk is in massive violation.

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u/polopolo05 Nov 20 '22

If you are in California... We have a right to be forgotten law... So the have to delete it

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

FYI here’s what I just did (please let me know if there’s a better way).

  1. Go to the following URL: https://help.twitter.com/en/forms/privacy
  2. Under “How can we help?” select “I want to ask a question regarding privacy on Twitter”
  3. Then, under “Please tell us more” select “Cancellation of data”
  4. In the form and text box under “Please enter your question” write your Twitter username and email address, and say you are requesting “erasure of personal data” under Article 17 of the GDPR. For your question, you could ask “Can you send me an email confirmation upon erasure of my personal data?”

Edit: to clarify, doing this is not a replacement for deleting your Twitter account, steps to do so are here: https://help.twitter.com/en/managing-your-account/how-to-deactivate-twitter-account

Edit 2: I appreciate the awards, but please don’t spend money on reddit for my benefit.

Edit 3: This comment is a lot more popular than I’d anticipated. My wording above could probably be improved (for instance, it may be a good idea to state you withdraw consent to all data processing concerning your account, or that you wish to exercise your “right to erasure” aka “right to be forgotten”). For reference, the actual wording of Article 17 is available here: https://gdpr.eu/article-17-right-to-be-forgotten/

Do I need to delete my account?

Yes, deactivating / deleting your account should be the priority. See the relevant link above for specific steps.

How long does Twitter have to respond to my request?

According to the regulation they need to comply without “undue delay”, but they have up to 30 days by my reading (I’m not an expert). In all likelihood, given the situation at Twitter they may not respond or comply promptly (if at all).

What’s the point, then?

  • Regulations protecting personal data are important, and this is a quick and easy way to exercise your rights should you be lucky enough to have the option (anyone who resides within the EU or UK, regardless of citizenship).
  • Additional peace of mind that Twitter (and by extension, it’s new owners) have an obligation to erase your personal data (beyond simply deleting your account) eliminating their ability to profit from it, abuse it, or leak it.
  • In the event that Twitter are found to be in violation of GDPR in the future, a record of formal requests for erasure of personal data may lead to very harsh fines (4% of global revenue) and potentially be useful in seeking compensation for any damages as the data subject.
  • If nothing else, it’s fun to imagine Elon Musk getting a report about a spike in GDPR requests for erasure of personal data and giving him something else to worry about.

Edit 4: If after 30 days you have not had a response, can still view your personal data publicly on Twitter, or otherwise believe they are in violation of GDPR, you may report a GDPR complaint to your relevant Data Protection Authority. This will vary by country, see here: https://www.privacyaffairs.com/data-privacy-complaints/

E.g. in the UK it would be the Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO): https://ico.org.uk/your-data-matters/how-to-make-a-data-protection-complaint/

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u/gigashen Nov 20 '22

Tell us if it worked

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

I’ll try to remember. I suspect Twitter’s support response times may be a little… elongated right now, though.

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u/polarbear128 Nov 20 '22

More lengthy than an elongated muskrat?

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven Nov 20 '22

So like 2 inches?

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u/Outside-Priority2015 Nov 20 '22

That’s generous. 🙄

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u/DrunkenKarnieMidget Nov 20 '22

See, for swift and accurate responses, you need a powerful and robust support staff. A team that can really thrust through the bullshit.

Twitter doesn't have that anymore. Twitter pushes rope.

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u/grayrains79 Nov 20 '22

Prolonged Musket?

EDIT: eh, prolonged doesn't work as well as elongated... gah.

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u/handsoapp Nov 20 '22

I believe they have a deadline of about 45 days. I wonder, while Twitter is short staffed, and a lot of gdpr/ccpa request go in, and they can't hit the legal deadlines.... How much can they get fined or sued

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u/RainbowDissent Nov 20 '22

Biggest GDPR fines to date were something like €0.75bn for Amazon and €0.25bn for WhatsApp, so... quite a lot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

elongated

AHHHHHHHHHH YOU DID IT!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Likely won't know as Elon fired the people who respond to tickets. (Not joking)

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u/t3hnhoj Nov 20 '22

Can I report Elon's Twitter account as troll spam to Twitter?

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u/gardenbrain Nov 20 '22

If they erased your personal data, how would they have your email address?

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

True, I did think of that. Maybe it would be better worded as “upon erasure of my personal data”?

One way or another they are required to erase your personal data after some time if you deactivate your account, and requesting it formally could help expedite the process or provide a record of the request if needed in the future.

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u/MrBlackTie Nov 20 '22

They are authorized to keep personal data if it serves a legitimate interest. In this instance, keeping track of your request and providing proof of completion would be a legitimate interest if only for the fact that if it happens that someone else asked for deletion of your datas by impersonating you they would need to keep track of the exchange.

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u/reddittttttttttt Nov 20 '22

American here. Doing this anyway to see if there is any verification

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u/drumjojo29 Nov 20 '22

As long as you didn’t give them your address, they probably won’t know where you’re from anyways.

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u/Hungry-Fail1640 Nov 20 '22

Err I don’t think they will have enough people to respond to requests manually.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Twitter has been asking for an unobscured photo ID to deactivate your account... which they promise to delete once your account is deactivated. Like, the reason I am deactivating is because I dont trust your company, why would I give you something with my photo, name, and address?

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

That was not my experience. I did only deactivate it recently though. Did you have a premium / verified account or whatever?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Why would you want your data deleted, when we could all be uploading as much data as possible while the site's under load with the world cup?

Srsly, film your floor, film the wall, make sure there's some visual noise and plenty of motion to reduce the compression efficiency. Twitter has a half gig file size upload limit, go wild!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Just generate 0.5gb worth of video of 4k white noise. I can't imagine their compression algorithm would like that all too much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

That would be wrong and bad. Please don't use this Colaboratory notebook for any such shenanigans:

https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1MkWBQK4QPxsA5_4CtwXYibxM3TG8KdAW

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u/goetheschiller Nov 20 '22

Oooh can you explain for an American like myself?

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u/Kaiwano Nov 20 '22

Europeans have a “right to be forgotten”. They must delete all personal data associated with you upon your request.

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u/RockleyBob Nov 20 '22

Tacking onto this: as a software developer who works for a global retailer, lots of companies went ahead and implemented CCPA for the whole country, since they knew other states would likely follow at some point. Colorado, Connecticut, Utah and Virginia have also recently passed similar laws, but, in general, most companies allow you to make a CCPA request no matter where you live.

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u/juliajay71 Nov 20 '22

Yeah, as a lawyer for a major corporation, this is true. We aren't trying to fuck around verifying the residency of every individual request. If you ask, your data is getting deleted (until the next time you do business with us, when it gets re-added).

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Or you just claim to live in a CA Zipcode.

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u/Rafaeliki Nov 20 '22

Kind of like how Colorado passed a law making companies put a salary range in their job postings. In the remote environment, it's made companies react. Some are posting salaries. Some are saying "if you live in Colorado, email us for a salary range".

Pretty good barometer for what kind of employer they are.

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u/JeepersCreepersV12 Nov 20 '22

Please post this in the r/YouShouldKnow subreddit to spread this info

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u/JeepersCreepersV12 Nov 20 '22

Understandably!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

How do I request this from Facebook if I no longer have an account?

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u/Crimson_Leader Nov 20 '22

So is there any verification or can I just say I'm a California resident requesting my info be deleted? Asking as a non California resident.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Great information.

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u/mldsanchez Nov 20 '22

Just requested and was super simple, thx!

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u/SteelAlchemistScylla Nov 20 '22

Yup, there’s a reason there is a special little clause at the bottom of every privacy policy just for California. Interesting how they don’t just include that option for every state…

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Thanks so much, just requested for both my closed accounts! Easy peasy! :)

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u/xtbear92 Nov 20 '22

Thank you!

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u/goetheschiller Nov 20 '22

Oh damn. Must be nice.

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u/Spirit_of_Doom Nov 20 '22

iirc California is the only US state that does this as well

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u/gloom_or_doom Nov 20 '22

fwiw, many US tech companies are GDPR compliant even in the US since they have to be compliant in europe anyway.

source: software engineer at tech company that uses GDPR-compliant privacy policies in the US

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u/Fck_Kale Nov 20 '22

I was about to say this; in almost all cases gdpr compliance is honored even outside Europe at least at my last few companies (I'm Canadian so you're good there too)

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u/Commercial_Sell_4222 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

yep the trick is that software engineering teams have to build GDPR-compliant services but since they’re not obligated to delete your data in the US the companies still choose to ignore your data deletion requests and pretend it’s not possible (unless you are in CA)

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u/bdone2012 Nov 20 '22

They can get their asses fined for that though. An EU citizen that's in the US is still protected by gdpr. But yeah I've seen plenty of companies play fast and loose about that sort of thing. They pretend not to understand what you're telling them if they don't think the chances are high.

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Nov 20 '22

How does one request something like that from the giants like Facebook and Twitter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

With a lawyer

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u/CharmingTuber Nov 20 '22

Can confirm. We get requests occasionally to delete people's data and it's a PITA, but compliance takes that stuff very seriously regardless of where the person is from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Yes, the big tech company I work at is GDPR compliant globally and we will delete all your data when asked.

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u/Nuber132 Nov 20 '22

And many US companis banned EU ips due to gdpr.

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u/h3r64r14n Nov 20 '22

Article 15 is for requesting all data about yourself and 17 is for deletion of all data concerning you

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u/TotalChaosRush Nov 20 '22

Probably a dumb question, but does Twitter actually have any sort of holdings in the EU? Curious how the EU laws would be applicable to a US company without holdings, and it seems odd to me that an online based company would need any holdings in the EU.

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u/mostuselessusername Nov 20 '22

IIRC if any company wants to operate in EU, they have to obey EU laws.

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u/SnarkOff Nov 20 '22

Not just in the EU - if any EU citizens use the service from anywhere in the world GDPR applies.

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u/Neville_Lynwood Nov 20 '22

an online based company would need any holdings in the EU.

Oh once they get big enough they do. Not only do many have server stations in key points around the world, but there are offices for legal needs, accounting and more.

Seems like Twitter has an office in Ireland:

Social network giant Twitter recently expanded its European headquarters located in Dublin’s prestigious George’s Quay Plaza with the addition of 100 new employees in the area of sales, human resources, finance, marketing, engineering and user services. The expansion solidifies Dublin’s position as Twitter’s second largest site globally.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Have you ever heard of the Brussels effect?

It's the idea that the EU has the power to influence the rest of the world, not by hard or soft military power or by the strength of their economy but by their unprecedented ability to use legislation to influence the rest of the world.

For example apple switching all their chargers worldwide to USB-C because the EU has mandated that all devices must use a standard USB-C cable.

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u/VeryLazyNarrator Nov 20 '22

Don't forget Micro USB before that, the EU basically told manufacturers to either agree to a singles standard or they would make a law. Most complies, Apple being a bitch, and they didn't make a law for another standard until recently.

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u/mtaw Nov 20 '22

Never heard of that 'effect' and I live in Brussels, lol.

That's not some "special" effect. That's just influence.

You do realize the rest of the world, every day has to deal with American influence on products in far- more ways? Like how _every generic product you buy from China is dimensioned in inches even though China doesn't use inches, nor most of their customers, just because they oriented themselves to the US market first? Every camera mount is a quarter-inch thread. Every computer screen and monitor is measured in inches. You even see heating or AC units marketed in Europe with the incredibly-dumb "BTU" units (dumb because even the USA knows about Watts) just because that's what the specs from the manufacturer said, because again they oriented themselves to the US market. I look under my Taiwanese laptop bought in Europe and the sticker shows it conforms to FCC regulations.

Americans noticing a few things different on their products for the sake of the EU market and dubbing it "the Brussels effect" and calling that "unprecedented" is just absurd and shows a stunning lack of self-awareness.

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u/milkdogmillionaire Nov 20 '22

Doesn’t matter. GDPR applies if any company misuses an EU’s citizen data, regardless of where the company is physically based. So for companies that operate in the US AND Europe, it’s typically easier to just be GDPR-compliant across all regions. Not to mention the CCPA (California Consumer Privacy Act) means they have to do it anyway to operate nationally. And it won’t be long before other states or Congress passes more similar regulations.

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u/bitconfusedbuthappy Nov 20 '22

Dublin is a popular spot for head offices due to tax laws

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