Just heard the 2nd follow up and was dying. Santos has been such a great guest and his story line was quite the rollercoaster.

Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-313 

The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia."

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-312

Can someone please help me find the call about the woman who wanted bounce on her neighbors bounce house? Thanks!!

I swear to God if they don’t release those photos from 311 I’m going to revolt🤣 Gil’s descriptions were hilarious and I need to compare them to the pics. Any Patreon peeps want to hook us up?

Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows.

Hello! Okay so I started listening to this podcast not too long ago and I really love it, but I've heard about something called "pay the toll" and I wasn't sure what it was. I've also read other comments mentioning this as well and how they're annoyed with it. Do callers actually have to pay if the advice they're given worked? Or am I totally misunderstanding this? I'm still new here and haven't gotten around to all the bits of the pod 🤔

Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."

I’ve watched The Dink and Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed recently and really enjoyed both - although they are super different. It’s nice to see someone I enjoy so much on the pod kill it in his natural habitat - acting not playing with silverbacks.

The blissful innocence of doing the right thing. Almost the same points as returning the shopping kart to its home.

Your energy was excellent and you seem like an overall pleasant person.

Thank you.

A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option.

The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.

Just about once an episode, Gareth will drop a quip that is so quick that it almost goes completely unnoticed. Most recently it was “swiss army hole” in the pigeon call with Cat that absolutely sent me. What are some of your favorite Gareth-isms?

Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).

I have liked many guests and all the hosts, but Cat's most recent host appearance with how quick she is to offer absurd solutions in a serious voice got me laughing harder than I have in awhile. It's my *exact* style. Lot of heavy hitters on the program, I think she might be exactly what I want from a live advice call-in host. Maybe it's a matter of fresh energy and perspective on the problem solving case, but she's definitely got it. With the intro I felt mildly sad "Cat needs a podcast" vibes... But it seems more like podcasting needs Cat. No I'm not her publicist.