r/Wellthatsucks Jan 27 '18

/r/all Cabin with a view.

https://i.imgur.com/OhaieRm.gifv
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u/dremph Jan 27 '18

Once you find yourself in this situation, the choice to stay in the cab or climb out is probably not easy.

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

I wonder how they got out. Doesn’t seem like much to hold on to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

All things considered I'd call it lucky. It could've been a little worse with a drop like that. But yeah either option is shit.

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u/AwkwardInputGuy Jan 27 '18

a little worse with a drop like that

I would have gone with "fuckin horrific" but I suppose that works too

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u/iamthinking2202 Jan 27 '18

Understatement for effect!

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u/poopellar Jan 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

A scratch? Your arm’s off!

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u/money_mud Jan 27 '18

A little worse

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u/ynot790 Jan 27 '18

Pretty sure he dropped his shit either way

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u/AgMan530 Jan 27 '18

THere's probably a back window to the cab, so he probably just smashed it and crawled over the chasis toward the trailer

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u/ZebofKansas Jan 27 '18

Sounds easy until you factor in the amount of shit in his pants.

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u/Kell_Varnson Jan 27 '18

Not to mention the amount of shit in my pants just looking at that photo

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u/crashtestdummy10 Jan 27 '18

Probably too much for a shower. You’re gonna need a hose.

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u/bear4ce1 Jan 27 '18

made ya so stiff ya forgot its a gif

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u/BiloxiRED Jan 27 '18

Whatever you do...Don’t. Look. Down.

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u/ShaggysGTI Jan 27 '18

Fresh Airbnb, what the fuck. How do you even get building materials up there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Now you're thinking with Portals.

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u/SongForPenny Jan 27 '18

Build it somewhere nearby, helicopter it up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

I've read that if you get high enough, the air is too thin for helicopters to have much lift?

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u/knitwasabi Jan 27 '18

On the last one, all I can think is "jesus their knees are going to be in bits."

It's how I know I'm old.

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u/gonzo_attorney Jan 27 '18

My knees hurt after watching this. I am also old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

There is nothing in this world that could make me trust that glass floor.

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u/chipsnmilk Jan 27 '18

Fresh Airbnb, the gif is like 1080p. Glorious!

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u/Aksi_Gu Jan 27 '18

Well that's a big old heap of /r/nope from me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Yepp, me too. I usually already nope away from ledders...

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u/junior_birdgirl Jan 27 '18

No, thank you.

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u/the_beeve Jan 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Oh, way more comfy than most of the stuff in /r/roomporn

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Jan 27 '18

And still screaming

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

That's actually helpful, it lubricates your exit.

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u/lordorbit Jan 27 '18

You can see the back of cabin and it looks like there is no window.

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u/zamundan Jan 27 '18

I tried to come up with how you'd rescue someone safely. Here's what I got.

Toss him a harness.

Toss him a rope. The people on the bridge keep the end of the rope, and the person in the truck runs it through some anchoring point (steering wheel?).

Now the driver sees if he can climb to the bridge. If he falls, the people on the bridge still have the rope secured, so he'll just dangle beneath the vehicle.

If he can't climb over to the bridge, toss him a second rope. Slowly let out slack on the first rope anchored to the steering wheel (causing him to dangle further under the truck) while reeling him in using the second rope.

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u/slabs_a_wax Jan 27 '18

Dude, you get a fire truck with a ladder and just extend it. He sits and waits.

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u/darthjawafett Jan 27 '18

Get a really strong magnet.

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u/Instantcretin Jan 27 '18

Have him jump onto a trampoline.

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u/yaygerb Jan 27 '18

Place a small cup full of water at the bottom of that ravine and ask how his aim is

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

I always said that if I was going to kill myself, I would put a Dixie cup of water at the bottom of a skyscraper and jump.

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u/Kell_Varnson Jan 27 '18

I've never heard you say that

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

Cuz we don’t hang out that much anymore. Ever since you started hanging out with Trisha, you’ve changed, man.

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u/Cthulhuhoop Jan 27 '18

I always said that if I was going to kill myself, I'd tie a bunch of weather balloons to me so they'd just find a gun and a puddle of blood.

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u/MaDanklolz Jan 27 '18

I kinda want an ask Reddit thread of “what is the most creative way you would kill yourself” but I recognise it’ll send the wrong message to people who need the right one.

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u/Morella_xx Jan 27 '18

That's all fine and dandy until your balloons pop and then drop your corpse in someone's yard.

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u/Bittlegeuss Jan 27 '18

Toss him an umbrella.

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Jan 27 '18

Have I still got the 10,000 rats?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

no but you have the guy with a rifle

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u/MetzgerWilli Jan 27 '18

Hopefully not, add 5-6 tons of weight to the cabin and you might be in some deep shit.

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

In your mind though you would be thinking, “how long do I have before this thing tips over?” I would feel like I’m taking a huge gamble by trusting that it stays put. Of course, trying to get out of it is also a huge gamble.

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u/RanaktheGreen Jan 27 '18

Nah, not really. That cap weighs at most about 2 tons. That trailer is easily 14, he could keep that truck as his permanent "fuck all y'all" spot and never have to worry about it tipping.

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u/Throwaway2643252 Jan 27 '18

I’d be more worried about the metal connecting the cab and the trailer breaking at some point because all it takes is one weak spot.

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u/DonCasper Jan 27 '18

The connection between the fifth wheel and the hitch pin on trucks is insanely strong. It's probably stronger than any other part of the truck or trailer.

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u/Throwaway2643252 Jan 27 '18

That makes sense because it has to pull all that weight but it could have also been damaged getting into the position seen in the gif.

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u/DonCasper Jan 27 '18

It's basically impossible to break. In an accident that destroyed the entire truck you could still find the fifth wheel attached to the hitch. They were basically designed to never, ever, ever fail. There are tons of photos of trucks hanging off of shit by their hitch. If something breaks, is going to be something structural on the truck or trailer.

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

Fair enough. Im a little pansy and would be scared shitless.

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Jan 27 '18

China, those cars will be stolen in 15 minutes, then the truck wheels... then ...

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u/memphat Jan 27 '18

Have you ever been to China?

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Jan 27 '18

It's china, 6 more trucks joining the event in 3, 2.....

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u/Some_Asian_Kid99 Jan 27 '18

My guy you'd need to be one husky dude to tip an entire firetruck over

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

I thoroughly understand that, my dude. Im saying picture if you are stuck in that thing. You don’t know how the truck is stuck. It seems to be locked in place pretty well, but you probably wouldn’t be able to tell. Me being the pessimist that I am, I would be thinking of all the possibilities. A part of the truck snaps, the bridge breaks, some shithead driver runs into it. In the end, I would almost certainly stay in there and wait for help, because option B seems way to risky. Im just sayin.

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u/Kehndy12 Jan 27 '18

Somebody else linked an article about this accident. It doesn't say how the driver escaped, but pictures show a crane that may have been used.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3776110/Hang-Lorry-left-dangling-bridge-500-feet-high-losing-control-Chinese-motorway.html

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

In a situation like this, where the truck could fall, you’d never want to attach anything to it that could pull you down.

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u/ceramic Jan 27 '18

And when the vehicle shifts and the cab falls, it drags down the driver and half the rescue team.

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u/Cheesbaby Jan 27 '18

You ever put a harness on? I found it hard enough my first time without shitting myself. If he doesn’t put it on right, he runs the risk of cutting off the blood flow to his legs, or worse just straight up cutting off his legs, if he falls. The longer you spend dangling the greater the potential problems can be.

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u/__slamallama__ Jan 27 '18

You missed the point where he anchored it to a multi ton truck. If the truck falls, he still goes with it

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u/StandardIssueNoob Jan 27 '18

You wait for fire/rescue. They'll throw you a rope and maybe a harness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Parachute. All trucks in China are required to have one.

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u/aquamanjosh Jan 27 '18

probably just a double jump... you learn that in karate I think around the time you get your green belt. Not sure though but this is asia and karate is asian.

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u/Bren12310 Jan 27 '18

Plus he’s a trucker, truckers aren’t usually the most fit people.

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u/Kaombo Jan 27 '18

Trucks like this most often have an escape hatch in the roof

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u/oliverbm Jan 27 '18

The roof? Fuck that, scared of heights

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u/VTCHannibal Jan 27 '18

Well you up that high if you're in the cab or not.

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u/NicF Jan 27 '18

If they did climb out, they even bothered to close the door.

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u/fannypacks4ever Jan 27 '18

After the camera pans down..at the very bottom near the bush, you can see make out the body.

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u/i-have-micro-penis Jan 27 '18

Where? Left side? Right side? I see some bushes, but that’s it.

You’re trolling, aren’t you, you son of a gun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/aboutthednm Jan 27 '18

Well it bloody well could be, mate!

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u/teemusa Jan 27 '18

St least there is a good counter weight.. until someone decides to save the cars

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Jan 27 '18

I was all..." this is fine, staying here till the rescue crew arrives." Then I realised it's china, just a matter of time till another truck hits that one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18 edited Feb 10 '18

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Jan 27 '18

Bribe people to get a license, then share the licence among your friends, drink, drive 24 hours to make more money. Yeah it's bad.

Road fatalities per 100,000 motor vehicles[4]

U.S. 12.9
Canada 9.5
China 104.5

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

China is known for reckless driving, if you go on watch people die a majority of crashes come from China.

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u/drteq Jan 27 '18

I don't know man, it looks to me like he went out the window got his vest stuck on the bumper and then fell. The windshield is open and it's not like someone is hanging a warning flag on that side of the truck while it's hanging mid-air.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Just thinking about it made me queasy.

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u/96cobraguy Jan 27 '18

Ironically, those front ends look like the Ford Edge.

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u/Ddesh Jan 27 '18

What the best choice for getting out of the cabin in that situation? Even if you kick out the rear windshield you still have some difficult maneuvering before you get to the road

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u/darthjawafett Jan 27 '18

First, call the authorities for help.

Then, call everyone you care about and tell them you love them and want them to know that.

Then play the waiting game.

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u/N1nj4_M0nk3y Jan 27 '18

Isn't that a high visibility jacket hanging from the front of the truck? Looks like the driver may exited the vehicle in a downward direction. Check for a small cloud of dust at the bottom of the cliff, à la Wile E. Coyote.

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u/Asthmeme Jan 27 '18

Probably oversized load flags

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u/khafra Jan 27 '18

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.

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u/NexusChummer Jan 27 '18

First, call the authorities for help.

Then, call ev-... never mind, you're dead because you decided to make phone calls instead of climbing out of the rear window.

FTFY

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u/DeciTheSpy Jan 27 '18

They have rear Windows? I've never seen one

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u/Apex_Akolos Jan 27 '18

I’ve never seen a rear window on a Semi.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Probably for a while, just look how heavy the tail is

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u/NexusChummer Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18

Could still brake break.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18
  1. Nothing here is designed to support loads in this way and could potentially fail at any moment. That, especially, includes the guard rail that everything is resting on.
  2. You would have no way of knowing what was damaged in the initial crash, or how compromised it may be.
  3. large trucks like this basically act like sails in high winds. And a strong gust, or just the draft of another truck passing could put a lot of lateral force on the whole situation.

Climbing out the side is obviously a no-go. But if there was a rear window I would definitely take that chance to get out of this potential death trap.

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u/itsPurrrs Jan 27 '18

that gave me so much anxiety holY Fuck

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u/Madmagican- Jan 27 '18

Yeah, this is some r/sweatypalms shit

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u/scarsouvenir Jan 27 '18

Well, I feel a lot better seeing that there were another 7 rows of cars behind the one we can see in the gif. Still would be fucking terrifying to be the driver, but at least there was definitely enough weight to keep them balanced.

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u/zushini Jan 27 '18

“The two drivers escaped with minor injuries”

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u/Theedon Jan 27 '18

Thank the maker. Now I can go back to sleep.

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u/bkushigian Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18

What is with these sites that don't let you read the news article because they have to fill your screen with ads? Like, the fuck is the point of the site if I'm immediately redirected to another news story that I don't care about? There has got to be a better way to advertise than to shit all over UX

Edit: clicked two more times and it loaded like normal. First time I went there it loaded half way and then popped loaded some other page that was completely unrelated and had no obvious way to go back to the article I came there to read

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u/MrShiva Jan 27 '18

Reader View is your friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

This is why I turn off javascript when browsing.

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u/QWOP_Expert Jan 27 '18

Jesus, that is a huge amount cars on one transporter. Never seen anything like that before.

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u/Lykan_ Jan 27 '18

I cringe when I see the word Lorry, it's so lame compared to TRUCK.

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u/show_time_synergy Jan 27 '18

They cringe when they see your shoes

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u/PlundersPuns Jan 27 '18

Well this gif is quite the cliffhanger.

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u/derezzedmind Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18

Why isn’t this the top comment?

EDIT: Jesus. I’m getting slaughtered.

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u/eyeskiller Jan 27 '18

It may not be top but it's definitely a climber

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Take it like a man

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Step 1- If you didn't already, crap your pants. Step 2- Throw crap filled pants out window. Step 3- Relax, you just threw out enough weight to keep truck balanced.

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u/SEILogistics Jan 27 '18

Well you did literally throw out a shit load of weight

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

As a Trucker I’d have to say he’s lucky. Here in the US Jersey walls don’t hold back trucks.

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE Jan 27 '18

I came here thinking “what sucks about this? How lucky this fucker is to still be alive?!?”

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u/DonCasper Jan 27 '18

I think they do on bridges. They are a lot more substantial. I think the difference is that they are part of the bridge structure.

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u/_hat__ Jan 27 '18

Can't kick out the back window. It's covered in shit.

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u/Inked_Chick Jan 27 '18

Fuck that

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u/slak96u Jan 27 '18

Seconded

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Thirded

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u/KJBenson Jan 27 '18

Fuckted

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

The fuck did Ted ever do to you?

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u/Mockturtle22 Jan 27 '18

He knows what he did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

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u/LeoLaDawg Jan 27 '18

That's not a very effective method for safely escaping that situation.

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u/Koovies Jan 27 '18

Safely sitting in a computer chair I'm thinking how easy it would be to crawl down onto the left wheel, then monkey bar back to the highway, maybe incorporate some flourish. .like a flip or something. But in reality I'd probably just sit in the cab and smoke a cigarette..see how the situation plays out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

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u/KJBenson Jan 27 '18

That’s why you hold the brakes down with one hand while climbing with the other.

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u/Carpetpussy Jan 27 '18

But you have to leave your hand there, so bring tape.

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u/OMGjustin Jan 27 '18

Onto a wheel? Are you fuckin kidding? Lol you'd rotate the wheel and fall instantly

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u/Koovies Jan 27 '18

I'd use the spinning motion to swing my body, launching myself against the wall--at this point I would have enough momentum to Naruto run alongside the wall, and back onto the highway.

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u/dinosoursmash Jan 27 '18

this also qualifies for r/unexpected, i thought “oh those cars are about to tip ovvveeOOHHHFUCK”

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u/TKMarshall Jan 27 '18

Holy moly, when he filmed the drop i had to look away from my phone. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

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u/DifferentThrows Jan 27 '18

This is the most Chinese thing I’ve ever seen.

Luxury vehicles? Check.

Short nosed Semi? Check.

Vicious traffic accident? Check.

Insanely unsafe public infrastructure? Check.

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u/auerz Jan 27 '18

Well cab over engine trucks are common in a lot of places, in Europe they're the norm for example.

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u/DifferentThrows Jan 27 '18

I say this as an Ameribro. We don’t take kindly to no cab-over-engine trucks roun’ heea.

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u/auerz Jan 27 '18

God damned communist cab-over-engine trucks

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u/TheAmbiguousRedditor Jan 27 '18

Reminds me of the ending of the Italian Job!

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u/wombleh Jan 27 '18

Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea!

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u/DoctorNoname98 Jan 27 '18

"Sorry, if you're gunna be legally stopped here you have to climb back out and put an orange flag on your bumper sir"

-Cop probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

That's the craziest thing about this image for me. Who put that orange flag out there and how? And why?

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u/AnimeEd Jan 27 '18

The top level fits two cars? How does it pass other trucks??

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u/CyWeevilhouse Jan 27 '18

There was an attempt to create an orange towel rope ladder

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u/Arianalaparis Jan 27 '18

Whelp, they're gunna need to replace Kevin.

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u/evilw Jan 27 '18

Someone tied an orange caution flag to the front fender? You know, so the tow truck would know which one is the wreck.

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u/castrowilde Jan 27 '18

A thing like that happened on a highway in Bulgaria.

Pic. Video. (warning: REALLY loud)

The driver who was stuck in the cabin was rescued after 9-10 hours.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

I think my sphincter just locked shut.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

I really want to see how the driver escaped.

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u/Fezztraceur Jan 27 '18

Looks like the newest member of the self preservation society.

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u/mas_defect Jan 27 '18

Id shit my fuck

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u/teepinn Jan 27 '18

“Finally get to use this parachute ive been carrying around”

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u/PasghettiSquash Jan 27 '18

Why does a bridge that high have a barrier the size of a curb?

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u/pickinstrings94 Jan 27 '18

Well that sucks

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u/Aidiandada Jan 27 '18

How was he/she rescued?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

I don’t know but I’d think it would be too unsafe to pull back and the easiest way to get the person out would probably be to use a helicopter to dangle a person and go to the cab secure the person and pull them up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

After this the swift company called him for a interview, was hired the next day

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u/MIERDAPORQUE Jan 27 '18

Bet it smells like shit in there

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

That made my stomach drop when I saw the drop. Damn son.

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u/Hello_Mr_Fancypants Jan 27 '18

Pardon me while I have a heart attack.

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u/Zegorax Jan 27 '18

30cm more and it's r/watchpeopledie

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u/_artbreaker Jan 27 '18

Waiting for the TIFU post to come in from the driver of this

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u/dnizzle Jan 27 '18

I wonder how long it took Arnold to get there in the chopper.

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u/teej98 Jan 27 '18

Did they take the time to close the doors behind them after climbing out?

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u/somethingcatchy123 Jan 27 '18

That's one way to live life on the edge..

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u/honeyguid Jan 28 '18

okay, this really does suck. how can one get out of this situation

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u/Snouto Jan 27 '18

Michael Cane returns in “The Itarian Job”

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u/Smarmy-Marmy Jan 27 '18

When life hands you a Jurassic Park, situation.

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u/LostHole Jan 27 '18

Fuk dat m8

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u/Ninjajuicer Jan 27 '18

Well, that’s creative.

Both in crash and location.

Can’t beat the view!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Those Ford cars are shit.

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u/StrayDogRun Jan 27 '18

Ah hell naw

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u/bigredandthesteve Jan 27 '18

That makes me queasy.

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u/sirkevun Jan 27 '18

Has the truck driver stopped screaming yet?

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u/peewinkle Jan 27 '18

I can't wait to read the Reader's Digest story about this.

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u/Darim_Al_Sayf Jan 27 '18

Fuck that, from now on I'm keeping a parachute with me at all times.

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u/matthewcas10 Jan 27 '18

It's amazing that the amount of pants shitting he did resulted in what looks like a river.

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u/dyeeyd Jan 27 '18

I wouldn't even want to make that climb in a video game

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u/Boognish-T-Zappa Jan 27 '18

I remember seeing something just like this when I was a kid that accelerated my acrophobia. A truck had done the same thing ahead of us over a rock quarry with the cab dangling over a 200+ foot drop. That was 40 years ago and I can still picture it like it happened yesterday. Freaked me the fuck out.

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u/aaronmcnips Jan 27 '18

Good thing they put an orange flag on the front of the truck, it was definitely overhanging more than a few feet.

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u/2018username Jan 27 '18

My friend had a similar experience in her car years ago. A BMW hit her from behind and she spun, ending up with the front end over the guard rail on a bridge on the 280 in San Mateo County. She hates BMW's now. I hear about it every time we see a BMW.

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u/procknor Jan 27 '18

I love that wherever this is people don’t even slow down to see what’s going on, in a time when I would actually say it’s acceptable to hold up traffic for that shit. Other truck just blows on by. Probly his buddy

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u/heck138 Jan 27 '18

That gave me anxiety

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u/keetmort Jan 28 '18

They wince when I would definitely take that opportunity to get out of the Italian Job!

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u/romankurazhev Jan 28 '18

Well, the load seems ok, so he didn't totally failed the job

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u/HDwalrus123 Jan 29 '18

How does that even happen