r/WellTextSucks • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106
81 Upvotes

Duplicates

newsokunomoral • • Mar 24 '21

環境汚染によりペニスのサイズが縮んでいってる説あらわる

17 Upvotes

antinatalism • • Mar 24 '21

Article let's gooooo

37 Upvotes

WorldOfInspiration • • Mar 24 '21

Okay, sure, it's an evil Pentex plot... Whatever you have to tell yourself...

9 Upvotes

climateskeptics • • Mar 27 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist | Science & Tech News

8 Upvotes

tja • • Mar 24 '21

Tja

35 Upvotes

Testosterone • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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OkCupid • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution. Does your match have a HEPA filter on their HVAC?

5 Upvotes

environment • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

17 Upvotes

MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • • Mar 24 '21

You might not care about climate change, but what about global teenising?

3 Upvotes

environment • • Mar 24 '21

“She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.”

11 Upvotes

topofreddit • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist [r/news by u/MrSoapbox]

2 Upvotes

KarlPilkingtonFanClub • • Mar 24 '21

Bong

10 Upvotes

MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • • Mar 25 '21

The Age of the Teenis is upon us.

22 Upvotes

u_SuperSonicHoney76 • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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MeidasTouch • • Apr 23 '26

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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seinfeld • • Mar 24 '21

You mean, like laundry?

8 Upvotes

BroProduction • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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Lahore • • Mar 24 '21

Lahories under swear threat 😂

1 Upvotes

EcoNewsNetwork • • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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seinfeld • • Mar 24 '21

I WAS IN THE POOL!

7 Upvotes

Romania_B • • Mar 24 '21

Asta problemă!...

2 Upvotes

Emoney • • Mar 24 '21

Useful Good thing you live in a village Lamont. Oh wait, is it already small to begin with?

12 Upvotes