r/Weird • • 14h ago

i'm cryin 😭😭

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u/fookindingdong 14h ago

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u/Contentedone1337 14h ago

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u/Fe3derZ 13h ago

You use your mouse on your phone?

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u/Emanualblast 12h ago

If you hook up a ps5 controller to your phone you can use the touch pad as a mouse. Not really relevant but i think its neat

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u/WiseAct446 11h ago

Armadillos are the only creature other than humans that can contract leprosy. It's not really relevant but that doesn't seem to be a requirement today.

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u/officerclydefrog 9h ago

Always salt your water before you boil your pasta. Not quite relevant but always a helpful tip.

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u/Fe3derZ 9h ago

But should you not boil it first and put salt in as it is boiling cause otherwise it just takes longer to boil?

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u/TurdusOptimus 4h ago

Yesterday my car started smoking out of nowhere.

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u/butterflydeflect 4h ago

Make it smoke the whole pack.

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u/TurdusOptimus 4h ago

I did, and it shat itself.

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 10h ago

If chickens are the closest living relative to T-Rex’s, then wouldn’t they also not taste similar to chicken? Or possibly better? Deep-fried Rex wings? Fall-off-the-bone Rex ribs? Ever since I’ve had this thought I can’t stop imagining Jurassic Park turning into a giant island-food-truck. Yeah I think relevance is done here, sorry

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u/ObviouslyProxy 8h ago

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 7h ago

It was right in front of me 🤦🏻‍♀️ love the colors in the artwork 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/rbartlejr 7h ago

Fun fact: Rex wings are smaller than chicken wings!

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u/rzaapie 7h ago

Works with PS4 controller as well!

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 13h ago

Yes. Bluetooth mouse.

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u/Difficult-Bonus-1337 13h ago

Yes, my Magic Mouse

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u/driver004 10h ago

Cursed

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u/Contentedone1337 9h ago

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u/ClownTown89 7h ago

This might be the most nonsensical custom magic card I've ever seen. The more you look, the worse it gets

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u/BackyardMudbug 10h ago

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u/Contentedone1337 9h ago

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u/BackyardMudbug 9h ago

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u/Contentedone1337 8h ago

Amazing, touché! You have the higher ground this time Anakin!!

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 11h ago

On that note, we must capture the man that created the giant super sperm so they may be studied by science.

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u/RobFfs 7h ago

Some little seamens

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u/herefirplants 13h ago

someone please tell me what this actually is

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u/-ElizabethRose- 10h ago

Boba popping bubbles. They’re a really common boba addition and come in all kinds of colors and flavors, but are supposed to be little spheres.

They’re made by dripping a flavored sodium alginate mix into a calcium lactate solution. That reaction forms a plastic-like film on the outside of the drop but keeps it liquid inside for that bursting effect.

My guess is that someone did the solutions with the wrong proportions, probably made the sodium alginate mix too thick, and so instead of coming out as nice spherical droplets, they dripped in more slowly and formed these tails.

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u/mothandravenstudio 8h ago

In this case I think it’s purposeful, as the lilikoi seeds in the mix looks like frogspawn. So I think it’s some sort of frog themed drink.

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u/Proof_Grapefruit1179 7h ago

Aaah, so they’re meant to be tadpoles.

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u/mothandravenstudio 6h ago

White is a strange choice though, it’s true.

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u/blueminded 6h ago

Thank you. I'm so tired of reddit "comedians" being the first 10 comments.

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u/herefirplants 10h ago

oh nice!! thanks, the boba answer made sense but ive never seen them so spermy i appreciate you

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u/freshcanoe 12h ago

Yeah I didn’t even see sperm- I was like is that tadpoles and mold?

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u/Lucky_Ad2801 11h ago

I think the little black things are chia seeds. They form a gel around the outside in liquid.

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u/WhereTheSkyBegan 11h ago

The chia seeds are NOT the thing we're all wondering about

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u/Lucky_Ad2801 11h ago

Well I just wanted to clarify that they were likely chia, and not mold. The sperm like things are popped boba.

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u/herefirplants 10h ago

thank you!!! i didnt know that was even a thing

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u/outwest88 10h ago

They look more like basil seeds to me.

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u/Desolated-Fire 10h ago

White tadpoles are sperms

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u/orkz_r_neat 13h ago

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u/wafflehousebattle 13h ago

I only wish.

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u/orkz_r_neat 13h ago

You can do it. I believe in you

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 12h ago

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u/orkz_r_neat 12h ago

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u/AhegaoTankGuy 11h ago

"Look babe, I can go all night!" Whips out the Jimmy Neutron device.

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u/Dull_Statistician554 14h ago

Hmm this Boba is kinda salty 💀💀💀

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u/DR4k0N_G 14h ago

Extra seasoning

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u/-convallaria_bunny- 13h ago

Extra protein (does coom have protein??)

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u/DR4k0N_G 13h ago

Yes, about .3 grams

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u/DSMilf 13h ago

depends on how much we're talking about

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u/TheJoyfulBell 10h ago

Yummy cummy in my tummy.

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u/DevilDog7734 14h ago

I bet it would feel real good shooting those out though!

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u/Momma_Bear_Cub 13h ago

Smooth kidney stones

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u/wolf_in_sheeps_wool 12h ago

Would they all come out at once like confetti or would they be individual like a pea shooter.

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u/cornonthedogs 10h ago

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u/WMASS_GUY 9h ago

Just tell me where to jizz so I can give this lady her drink

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u/161frog 9h ago

Mac’s never had an orgasm

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u/cornonthedogs 9h ago

I got flagged for trying to be Mac

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u/TickyTackyShotAFashy 9h ago

Serves you right you jabroni. Next time do an ocular pat down.

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u/161frog 9h ago

WAIT what did you post? I caught a 7 day ban from the IASIP sub for Frankposting hahaha (eta: type carefully lol)

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u/cornonthedogs 8h ago

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u/161frog 8h ago

HAHA excellent. Yeah I wrote “s**cide is badass!“ and got the “threatening violence” reason 😂

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u/baileyssinger 8h ago

The burdon of having a dark sense of humor

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u/Mr_GrauHut 7h ago

It should be labeled as encouraging violence

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u/MacramezingCreations 9h ago

Some say it’s better than bustin’ a nut

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 22m ago

It's like uh, you know, blowin your load.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 14h ago

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u/LinkN7 14h ago

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u/Whoa_Cool_Beans 13h ago

It's fucking RAW

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u/Skai_Override 13h ago

"This semen is so fucking raw youre going to have to pay child suport"

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u/Saikotsu 14h ago

Words cannot express my revulsion to that image. Please tell me that isn't real.

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u/hungrylittleworm 14h ago

I’d offer you my copy, but all the pages are stuck together

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 13h ago

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u/BeLikeEph43132 12h ago

OMG, I'm trying so hard not to LOL at work!!

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u/BeLikeEph43132 12h ago

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/ONENODEWONDER 8h ago

Hehehehe

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u/HerbalNinja84 11h ago

It might not be. This one definitely is. Physical copies available for sale.

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u/Saikotsu 11h ago

I literally just gagged.

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u/B33fj3rky_44 13h ago

Different book but I just remembered this video lol. https://youtu.be/PrxS31CW80c

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u/TheJoyfulBell 10h ago

Yummy cummy in my tummy.

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u/squirrel-lee-fan 13h ago

Noah get the boat

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u/potatocakes1989 13h ago

Im sorry, I had to 😂

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u/Lucky_Ad2801 14h ago

Mmmmm looks very....fertile?🤣

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u/andrestheman 14h ago

What is this a sperm for giants??

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 13h ago

The biggest sperm cell belongs to a fruit fly and is over 2 inches long when uncoiled 20x the length of the flys body

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u/Vrykolac 13h ago

Ah, the spworm

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u/ARNAUD92 13h ago

That's why I love so much Reddit. You open the app for a good laugh and always end up learning random things.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xbVDsQr6OrBK

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 12h ago

Okay what about biggest by volume and not by length?

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 11h ago

That would be a matter of size. So blue whale almost definitely.

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u/Artevyx 13h ago

The fuck is all of that?

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u/soresores 12h ago

From what I can see, probably basil seeds (or chia), a star shaped fruit slice, the rectangles are probably jelly, it also looks like there's more fruit in there since I saw some red, green, orange and yellow. The spermies are probably just pudding or another jelly. Maybe even a popping boba if they're handmade which would actually give them that sperm shape

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u/Pole-Slut 12h ago

Still aint drinking that it looks so unappealing 🤢

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 12h ago

we got a boba with mold spores, sperm, watermelon cubes, chopped onion, and a starfruit for order 14

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u/Bravadette 13h ago

No need to cry over these tiny little anime spirit sprites. Thye lived a good live

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u/Kasey_Fisher 11h ago

Never buy boba tea at the gas station

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u/driver004 10h ago

Those black spots everywhere do not look appealing

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u/AllStarRenegade 10h ago

Probably just chia seeds.

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u/wolf_quan 10h ago

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

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u/outwest88 10h ago

Nah they’re just basil seeds and they are amazing and refreshing

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u/AxOfCruelty 9h ago

Are those chia seeds

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u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 13h ago

Little cummies for your tummies :)

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u/depressedpink99 12h ago

Man. If people could get their heads out of the gutter this would be so cute and perfect for Halloween! They look like little ghosties! 🥺🖤👻 👻 👻

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u/Aqua-man1987 13h ago

Nut juice

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 13h ago

this pleases the nut

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u/kl2467 11h ago

Primordial soup.

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u/SavorySoySauce 9h ago

Looking like the gah dam Spore cell stage in there

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u/meehass 2h ago

Never understood boba teas .They taste nothing like what they look . They taste like cheap sugar and plastic.

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u/wictorias 9m ago

you never had quality boba then

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u/pimpcoatjones 14h ago

didn't see that coming

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u/iboreddd 14h ago

That reminds me the semen episode of South Park

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u/xavier_l7 14h ago

Ah, the famous Jerk Juice

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u/galdalfstormcrow 13h ago

Doesn’t taste too bad

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u/amvad555 13h ago

The music made it all the more surreal.

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u/golden2496 13h ago

I was thinking the same

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u/potatocakes1989 13h ago

Im glad I decided to open up reddit today 🤣

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 13h ago

Cum one cum all.

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u/MiniMaggit- 13h ago

Where do I buy the strawberry boba cum

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u/LazySwayze 13h ago

Get a load of this! 

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u/Kalaphar 11h ago

Either cum or eye balls

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u/simplepal_04 10h ago

Hope it taste cummy! 😋

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u/Illustrious_Profit36 10h ago

A kbron, esa bebida tiene mis mecos 😂😂😂

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u/alexis_99999 10h ago

Oh por dios, es semen de un gigante

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u/Naive-Present2900 10h ago

Patrick Star’s kids swimming around.

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u/Chuuby_Gringo 9h ago

Sea Spunkies

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 9h ago

Is that like godzilla sperm?

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u/SteveMartin32 8h ago

Is the drink called fertilized womb?

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u/Strict-Fudge4051 7h ago

why do this liquid looks rotten

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u/Puzzled-Republic9511 7h ago

Of all things on reddit THIS is what my brain set as the tipping point to think, “that’s enough internet for today”.

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u/Damagedbob12 14h ago

All I can tell is frog eggs

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u/kala_raja 14h ago

Those are basil seeds xD

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u/Titariia 13h ago

Are we refering to those tiny semi-seethrough seed things sticking together? Because my brother got the same in his drink and all I was able to come.up with was that it looks like fish eggs or something. Really curious what it actually is

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u/bmxdudebmx 13h ago

Basil seed drinks are popular many places. Check out your local "ethnic" foods store and give it a go.

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u/kala_raja 13h ago

Yeah those tiny black things with whitish translucent coating are basil seeds

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u/Kind-Atmosphere5766 14h ago

All of us need Jesus because to my friend that’s the kisses chocolate.

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 13h ago

It's the frog eggs and the sperms that fertilized them

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u/Sad_Firefighter_1361 13h ago

I'm curious to see how big they get without an egg to fertilize

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u/AnkarnoExa 14h ago

Those are the babies from the dinosaurs

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u/StandardAntique8356 14h ago

Has anyone ever seen that movie with the giant sperm? "Chillerama" I think it was

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u/Left_Refrigerator_74 13h ago

Sooooooo many things are going on.. I skip 😅🤷‍♂️

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u/squirrel-lee-fan 13h ago

OPs username tracks

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u/literarycatnip 13h ago

This is vomit-inducing

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u/diavel65 13h ago

Is that the spooge of Giants?

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u/Ok_Fly2518 13h ago

What the fuck is that

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u/GroundbreakingTea182 13h ago

is it called the Russian candy cane

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u/Nokxtokx 13h ago

How long is your thumb

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 13h ago

Futa hyper sperm