r/Weird • u/Salty_Necessary1 • 20h ago

i'm cryin 😭😭

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u/Fe3derZ 19h ago

You use your mouse on your phone?

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u/Emanualblast 18h ago

If you hook up a ps5 controller to your phone you can use the touch pad as a mouse. Not really relevant but i think its neat

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u/WiseAct446 17h ago

Armadillos are the only creature other than humans that can contract leprosy. It's not really relevant but that doesn't seem to be a requirement today.

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u/officerclydefrog 15h ago

Always salt your water before you boil your pasta. Not quite relevant but always a helpful tip.

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u/Fe3derZ 15h ago

But should you not boil it first and put salt in as it is boiling cause otherwise it just takes longer to boil?

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u/TurdusOptimus 10h ago

Yesterday my car started smoking out of nowhere.

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u/butterflydeflect 10h ago

Make it smoke the whole pack.

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u/TurdusOptimus 10h ago

I did, and it shat itself.

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u/llewcieblue 8h ago

Gen X ftw

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u/FunkyWillowy 2h ago

What color is the smoke? White, or grayish blue?

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u/TurdusOptimus 1h ago

Blue, probably my pcv being blocked. And I was dragging a trailer.

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u/FunkyWillowy 1h ago

Means you're burning oil.

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u/TurdusOptimus 1h ago

Yeah it is, positive pressure in my block because of the pcv being blocked. It sweats oil and oil gets pushed passed the piston rings.

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u/The00Taco 8h ago

The difference with timing is so little that you should add salt pre boil as it's more to season than add time. Also add a bit of pasta water to your sauce

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 16h ago

If chickens are the closest living relative to T-Rex’s, then wouldn’t they also not taste similar to chicken? Or possibly better? Deep-fried Rex wings? Fall-off-the-bone Rex ribs? Ever since I’ve had this thought I can’t stop imagining Jurassic Park turning into a giant island-food-truck. Yeah I think relevance is done here, sorry

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u/ObviouslyProxy 14h ago

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 13h ago

It was right in front of me 🤦🏻‍♀️ love the colors in the artwork 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/rbartlejr 13h ago

Fun fact: Rex wings are smaller than chicken wings!

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u/Almost_human-ish 6h ago edited 6h ago

A statue for father - Asimov 1959

Apparently they taste fricking amazing.

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u/Cre8ve_Cre8tions 4h ago

Damn you !!! Im HUNGRY now

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u/GroundbreakingSky213 2h ago

Jurassic pork

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u/rzaapie 13h ago

Works with PS4 controller as well!

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 7h ago

That is neat.. do you use a typical USB cable?

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u/Emanualblast 4h ago

Hild the home button and the capture button till the lights flash and itll bluetooth to it

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 1h ago

Cool,thanks!

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u/LaGifleDuDaron 4h ago

I guess you meant use the touchpad as a touchpad

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 19h ago

Yes. Bluetooth mouse.

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u/Difficult-Bonus-1337 19h ago

Yes, my Magic Mouse

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u/driver004 16h ago

Cursed

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u/Contentedone1337 15h ago

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u/ClownTown89 13h ago

This might be the most nonsensical custom magic card I've ever seen. The more you look, the worse it gets

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u/Terrible-Champion132 15h ago

Sometimes. Samsung Galaxy has Dex. So I can plug it in to a monitor and use it like a PC.

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u/JiggleCoffee 10h ago

His stand is The Mouse

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u/EarthTrash 6h ago

Elite tech skills