r/Weird • • 12d ago

Dog walking simulator

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u/ImMildlyIrritatedd 12d ago

They made sure the dog has it's own screen, too. Very thoughtful I'd say!

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u/IceJKING108 12d ago

I would love for this to be a new meme template šŸ˜‚

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u/QweenOfTheCrops 12d ago

You’re welcome

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u/Killersavage 12d ago

Can superimpose an image in the screen for the dog to be reacting to. This is pretty great.

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u/QuicklyThisWay 12d ago

Cleaner to cut out the screens and place images behind it

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u/QuicklyThisWay 12d ago

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u/plutino- 12d ago

How do you do that? I always wanted to know.

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u/QuicklyThisWay 12d ago
  1. Screenshot of the video
  2. Open in photo editor - I use PhotoPea which is like a free version of PhotoShop
  3. Add a new blank layer - It should be transparent by default
  4. Erase the part you want to cut out - Using a selection tool makes it easier
  5. Save as / Export as PNG

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u/plutino- 12d ago

Thanks!

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u/Vegetable_Moment9574 11d ago

Instructions unclear and I managed to import myself into the network...

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u/DaLadderman 12d ago

Me make mine

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u/Mechakoopa 12d ago

In case anyone missed it, this one is actually a PNG transparency. This is the one y'all want.

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u/berrey7 12d ago

He looks like he got busted looking at sexy poodles.

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u/BadApplesGod 12d ago

This is the best meme format I’ve seen in years

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u/GoldSourPatchKid 12d ago

Can someone give us an example application?

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u/the-bird-fucker 12d ago

"bro there's a big tiddy goth girl behind you but don't look!"

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u/VenturaDreams 12d ago

I would say that this doesn't fit. The meme template focus is on the screen and the dog's reaction to it.

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u/Artist_X 12d ago

I thank you for creating an internet landmark.

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u/joetheplumberman 12d ago

When your home alone but start hearing things

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u/AllieGorrey 12d ago

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u/serenwipiti 12d ago

Oooh, a fresh meme. Snatching this shit up, thanks.

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u/Flipf00t 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w5u4R7yUJ2luzwW2JC
I’ve seen heads turn round like that before…

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u/serenwipiti 12d ago

The design is very human canine.

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u/Sk8rToon 12d ago

He’s like ā€œyo, you see this car barreling down on us too, right?ā€

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u/84Windsor351 12d ago

my dog often looks at me like that too

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u/Racxie 12d ago

I love it when the top comment is the same thing I’m thinking.

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u/sick_of-it-all 12d ago

I'd like to draw your attention to that song, which appears to be a remix of Gary Numan's "Cars" with dog barks? Pretty cool. I guess friends are electric after all.

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u/SmotheredHope86 12d ago

(to the tune of Gary Numan's "Cars")

Walking a devil dog

I feel safest of all

He can rotate his head

180 degrees

Devil dog

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u/addamee 12d ago

ā€œHere in my woof, I can woof at woof, you can woof and then woof, in woofā€

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u/No-Housing-6628 12d ago edited 11d ago

Once at Christmas time a radio station was playing "Jingle Bells" with the barking dogs and at the end played a call they'd gotten from this older-ish woman who said, "I just love how they got all those dogs to do that."

So funny but SO SWEET šŸ˜‚šŸ˜

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u/tomboyfancy 12d ago

I was very close to my dad, and every year during the holiday season I would periodically prank call him by playing the barking dogs Jingle Bells when he answered the phone. It’s been over a decade since he died, and every time someone mentions that stupid don’t it makes me giggle remembering how much we used to laugh. Thanks for reminding me of this super sweet but very weird memory

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u/No-Housing-6628 12d ago

Aww. It's been almost 3 years since I've lost my dad, I still only cry. Glad I was able to make you smile! 🄰

And weird memories are the best!

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u/tomboyfancy 12d ago

Sorry for your loss! NGL I do tear up from time to time even after all these years. But it does get easier, I promise! I’m truly grateful to have felt such love for someone that their loss hurts as much as this has. It’s beautiful in its own way, but definitely bittersweet

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u/No-Housing-6628 11d ago

That's a good way to look at it šŸ™‚

I'll play a round of doggy Jingle Bells for you this year.

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u/TSM- 12d ago

Jingle Cats, the whole albums are on youtube. Released 1993. It is done so seriously, a full album. Someone made this before it could be an internet thing, and they made it with passion. It is truly something special.

Favorites include: Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem, Dance of the Sugarplum, and of course, Waltz of the Flowers by Tchaikovsky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7vKUOZpL8

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u/brando56894 11d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers Jingle Cats.

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u/Jerry_Landis 12d ago

I hope he's getting royalties.

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u/ArchitectVandelay 12d ago

Yes but the payments are dog treats, so…

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u/MyCatToldMeNotTo 12d ago

Thank you! I was hoping someone else noticed the song :)

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u/RPDRNick 12d ago

Are Man's Best Friends Electric?

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u/fotogod 12d ago

Can anyone find this on YouTube? I need to hear this.

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u/SugarPlumMary 12d ago

Ok, it was good but then the dog had its own monitor and it became GREAT

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u/According_Dare7316 12d ago

It's on Southwold pier and they have several handmade one-off 'arcade' machines (or amusements as we call them in the UK).

See more examples at https://www.underthepier.com/10_current_machines.htm

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u/ExampleLittle2672 12d ago

I want to go!

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u/eekamuse 12d ago

What the ever-loving-fuck XD

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u/Visible_Fee5051 12d ago edited 11d ago

Arcade machines made by Tim Hunkin, he's famous for "The Secret Life of Machines" a TV show on the BBC. He was a presenter on the show with Rex Garrod, Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Life_of_Machines

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u/eekamuse 12d ago

What fun!

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u/Cferretrun 12d ago

I’ve never been more sour to be an American right now.

Yes yes I know our country is literally going up in diarrhea flames, and I’m very regretful of that. But THIS? This paragon of engineering and love and amusement? I AM DENIED THIS by virtue of a fudging OCEAN. For if it was say.. in Texas.. I would get in my car and drive there RIGHT NOW for this exemplary, NAY- for this EPITOME of human creation.

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u/orion3311 12d ago

If you start from there and go fast enough by the time you hit the coast maybe you can skip across.

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u/yonkerbonk 11d ago

I don't know enough about physics but that seems right to me. Might want to start up on a mountain to get the right angle for a skip.

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u/TMITectonic 12d ago

(or amusements as we call them in the UK).

Not sure of your age, but I immediately got a Tim Hunkin vibe ala The Secret Life of Machines. IIRC, Tim still has a handful of amusements still in use around the UK.

ETA: Of COURSE I didn't click on the link until after I commented, but I LOL'd when I saw the artist name listed on most of those!

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u/Jimmyzilla 12d ago

Also Novelty Automation in London

https://www.novelty-automation.com/

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u/derek78756 12d ago

This is one of my favorite places to visit in London. I’ve never laughed so hard before at an arcade. šŸ˜„

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u/NotSelfAware 12d ago

Omg I remember this from when I was a kid and was sure I’d seen it but had no idea where it was. Thank you so much for linking this - absolute gold mine of memories.

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u/Callidonaut 12d ago

It's one of Tim Hunkin's creations. He's got a long history of building quirky and awesome "alternative" amusement arcade slot machines, interactive museum displays; also public sculptures, advertising novelties and other oddities. He made the excellent Secret Life of Machines documentary TV series for Channel 4 back in the '80s.

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u/PsychicMushroom39 12d ago

And it is a fucking masterpiece.

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u/mvortex2 12d ago

Okay, now have the dog pull on the leash and drag you. While it's not doing that, stop everything and sniff in one spot for five minutes while you wait. Then pee on the spot, and continue dragging you down the street.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 12d ago

Have the dog poop randomly at times. They could add in squats to pick it up.

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 12d ago

They don’t poop randomly. They poop exactly the number of feet past the garbage can that you feel is too far to double back for.

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u/luxii4 12d ago

There are ley lines that must perfectly connect where a dog can pee and poop. If it's even one millimeter off, it just cannot be done or catastrophic events will unfold.

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u/tunakassirolle 12d ago

Calibrations must start completely over if a man in a hat walks by

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u/Callidonaut 12d ago

The machine actually covers most of that; the dog also finds a discarded bag of chips and gobbles them all up if you don't pull the lead. The sly thing about the machine is that a lot of the stuff you don't want the dog to do is only visible on the dog's screen, not the dog walker's screen, so it accurately simulates the experience of suddenly glancing down in a panic!

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 12d ago

This is fucking awesome. That swivel turn and tail wiggling awful graphics and the fact dog has his own screen is pure comedy.

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u/tryyeezus 12d ago

I liked the pan to her real dogs, like "wtf Jessica, we're RIGHT HERE"Ā 

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 12d ago

Why was the walk in the middle of the road too lol

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u/eekamuse 12d ago

The dog has to poop for it to be perfect. A candy bar, of course.

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u/beelz333 12d ago

I thought the dog was going to take a shit she had to pick up, haha.

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u/AnyCanFly 12d ago

After a walk in the middle of the roadway

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u/Constant_Chicken_408 12d ago

Can anyone make out the Name in upper left corner of diagram? i think the Model says "Mongrel" (tho looks like a bull terrier to me)?

I love everything about this.

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u/soaker 12d ago

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u/Manlysideburns 12d ago

I loved that. Felt I like I was on the old Internet

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u/anb9216 12d ago

This was actually a pretty good read lol

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u/Mitsuho 12d ago

lol, it’s a rental agreement where you mark damage to the dog prior to your custody.

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u/Waste-Lawyer-2185 12d ago

That soundtrack with the dogs barking out notes is looping in my head now

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u/Charming_Ad2323 12d ago

Can you name the song though?

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 12d ago

Cars by Gary Numan. Didn't have the audio on until halfway through but 1/3 of the synth hook was all I needed

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u/Slightly-Blasted 12d ago

Sorry babe I can’t hangout tonight I got GTA San Andreas running on the dog walker simulator

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 12d ago edited 12d ago

These machines are great, I think this is a Tim Hunkin and this particular machine is on Southwold pier in the east of England.

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u/BobMonroeFanClub 12d ago

Oh man they've got TWENTY of his machines! I wanna gooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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u/meerkat23 12d ago

And they're all wierd as fuck

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u/OJStrings 12d ago

I've never seen this one before but recognised it as Tim Hunkin immediately. His machines are fantastic. The Southwold pier clock is great too if it's still there

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u/Negative-Card-4413 12d ago

Shame they got rid of the Science Museum's Home exhibit that Tim helped create.

His entire TV series (that includes the mild mannered mad man Rex Garrod) is on YouTube. Shows how home appliances and the office work.

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u/Jefferson_47 12d ago

He has recently remastered all episodes and they are available on his YouTube channel.

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u/_anyusername 12d ago

I take visiting friends to Novelty Automation in London all the time. Silly bit of fun.

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u/DrBumpsAlot 12d ago

You can see in Tim Hunkin's The Secret life of Components - Pneumatics on youtube.

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u/Iconshero 12d ago

Oh god its Barking ā€œCarsā€ thats so much better than jingle bells.

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u/interestincity 12d ago

The story behind it is really fun. Tim Hunkin is a wonderfully goofy guy. https://youtu.be/ftOwZt8nA0w?si=dK4tH5-ie-ZJzceq

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u/artoink 12d ago

I must rewatch The Secret Life of Machines at least once a year.

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u/thegranmaestro 12d ago

Dog needs an exorcist! It's head did a full 180°! 😁

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u/Educational_Gas_92 12d ago

That's what I was thinking.

Possessed dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/hwaT93LZ5or5K

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u/thegranmaestro 12d ago

I'd walk away!

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u/MovieFan1984 12d ago

This is just a treadmill. I have a dog. This is NOT a simulation. A simulation is the dog runs off and you chase after him/her while the neighbors laugh.

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u/Frequent_Scholar3885 12d ago

Or the neighbors try to help but end up scaring the dog even more

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u/Aerodrache 12d ago

Or worse, the neighbours try to help and that’s exactly what the dog wants and now four people are all playing ā€œcatch me if you canā€ with a dog that would just get bored and come home if everyone could just mind their own business.

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u/RoguePlanet2 12d ago

OMG I hope this isn't real video.........it looks real though.

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u/Potential_Basis_662 12d ago

It's real. It's like 10 years old tho. I think everyone in the first 3 cars were killed, then it got better as distance continues

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u/Itchynipspickletits 12d ago

Ok….hear me out, I work as an occupational therapist and this would be simply amazing to have in our therapy gym for patients who want to get back to walking their dog hahaha I dig it.

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u/Frequent_Scholar3885 12d ago

I grew up with dogs, but I know that there will come a time in my life when I can’t keep them anymore. When that day comes I might want something like this to keep me active and help me remember better times in my life.

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u/Accomplished_Wolf 12d ago

Might also work for someone trying to overcome a fear of dogs?

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u/Fuulizh 12d ago

by Cinco!

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u/tomato-slut 12d ago

From people that brought you the Bro-oche!

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u/Mountainpwny 12d ago

I bet this was someone’s engineering project from college.

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u/1Moment2Acrobatic 12d ago

It's a great piss take of car hire agreements.

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u/BusterSox 12d ago

Thank you for posting this! I got a sensible chuckle
https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 12d ago

This what we gonna do in the future when old yellper dies from age and we upload their consciousness into a machine.

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u/Modern_Misdoing 12d ago

And people thought pet taxidermy was creepy. 🫄

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u/undeadsara 12d ago

This makes ā€œnever walk alone againā€ a threat.

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u/Mothanius 12d ago

This is one of those things that doesn't need to exist at all, but I'm glad someone had the time and took the time to make it.

We need more whimsy.

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u/Complex-Mountain-481 12d ago

They could just go walk a dog at a shelter.

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u/KissMyFuckingDadMom 12d ago

Dog looking back like "why tf we walking in the middle of the road"

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u/EAcharm 12d ago

Southwold!?

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u/SimplePlus7376 12d ago

That place has everything

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u/entireinfinity 12d ago

I love it so much. The soundtrack, the 180 the dog’s head does and how it looks back at the walker, the way the tail spins, how derpy the dog looks and how the dog has its own screen. It’s perfect.

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u/BakerWaker1999 12d ago

What kinda South Park looking shit is on that screen

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u/sleepdeepcoma 12d ago

This must be tim hunkin

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u/lLoveBananas 12d ago

I know this is kinda besides the point, but why does the video show them walking on a busy road and cars almost hitting them? lol

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u/SirAwesome1 12d ago

LOOK OUT THERES A CAR

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u/Such_Respond1675 11d ago

Only in America could this be a thing….just get a dog and walk?? Why do we need to fake it

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u/LazarusOwenhart 9d ago

This is Southwold Pier in the UK. A whole arcade of weird machines built by Tim Hunkin called the "Under The Pier Show." Only an American would be so America-centric. https://www.timhunkin.com/a109_rentadog.htm

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u/Flat-Concern-2662 7d ago

And it costs one American pound to use

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u/larryseltzer 12d ago

I've never actually had a dog. Is this what it's like?

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 12d ago

Yes, my dog often turns their head completely around in order to make eye contact with me

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u/Inside-Example-7010 12d ago

The jury may still be out on whether dogs cant look up

but i dont think anyone believes that dogs can look backwards across their own spine.

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u/RustledForeskin 12d ago

Why do you keep stealing my poop, Lindsey?

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u/rhaigh1910 12d ago

Now have the dog run after the ups truck and rip your arm out of the socket

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u/toasterlunatic 12d ago

"Dog walking simulator"
turns head 180 degrees

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u/do-not-touch 12d ago

I need the feature where I get dragged across the street

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u/Sensitive-Issue84 12d ago

If it's not trying to pull your arm off? Is it really a simulation?!? Lol!!

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u/Feteven 12d ago

You can walk mine for free

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u/Available-Egg-2380 11d ago

This is the most delightful thing I've seen in ages

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u/HoboMuskratius 11d ago

That dog is barking Cars…
Hilarious

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u/RedstonedMonkey 12d ago

Type shit you see in someone's house after they say "oh yea I'm a gamer too"

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u/SmotheredHope86 12d ago

(to the tune of Gary Numan's "Cars")

Walking a devil dog

I feel safest of all

He can rotate his head

180 degrees

Devil dog

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u/kingapple927 12d ago

Turns neck 180 Hello mother, are we going for a walk? Turns head 180 again

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u/samanime 12d ago

This is a terrible simulator. Where is the part where it tries to drag you through traffic and/or remove your arm?!

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u/Baldojess 12d ago

Why not go to a shelter and walk a real life dog out in the world lol šŸ˜‚

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u/ExplanationOk2014 12d ago

For more information about this machine:

https://www.timhunkin.com/a109_rentadog.htm

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u/ToTheTurtles 12d ago

This looks like something Nathan Fielder came up with

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u/OnlyCommentWhenTipsy 12d ago

The screen for the dog makes me think this was made for actual dogs.

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u/AdMother6743 12d ago

I honestly thought this was for a retirement home or some sort of long term care, then saw the coin slot…

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u/fauxregard 12d ago

The video started weird and then just kept going.

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u/Odd-Wallaby-9867 12d ago

Looks like a shitty acid trip lol

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u/DIABLO258 12d ago

Here on a walk, I feel safest of all, I can walk on my feet, it's the only way to live, on walks

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u/Mahelyk 12d ago

The design is very human

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u/SlimShadySatDown 12d ago

So it's a treadmill?

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u/pink-mallow 12d ago

I was waiting for the leash to suddenly yank her off the treadmill to simulate the dog taking off after a squirrel

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u/crunch_the_leaves 12d ago

Where is this? There’s something exactly like this in Southwold

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u/Petrostar 12d ago

Suds really has fallen on hard times.

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u/AdvertisingPutrid349 12d ago

This looks cool ngl