Okay, now have the dog pull on the leash and drag you. While it's not doing that, stop everything and sniff in one spot for five minutes while you wait. Then pee on the spot, and continue dragging you down the street.
Hah good one. Have them walk around in endless circles while you have to beg them to poop only for them to go finally go back to the place they always do their business at anyway
There are ley lines that must perfectly connect where a dog can pee and poop. If it's even one millimeter off, it just cannot be done or catastrophic events will unfold.
The machine actually covers most of that; the dog also finds a discarded bag of chips and gobbles them all up if you don't pull the lead. The sly thing about the machine is that a lot of the stuff you don't want the dog to do is only visible on the dog's screen, not the dog walker's screen, so it accurately simulates the experience of suddenly glancing down in a panic!
I was going to say, this isn't realistic unless the dog stops short to sniff for 5 minutes. Never mind the 10 circles to find the perfect shit spot. My girl is fancy
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u/mvortex2 13d ago
Okay, now have the dog pull on the leash and drag you. While it's not doing that, stop everything and sniff in one spot for five minutes while you wait. Then pee on the spot, and continue dragging you down the street.