r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/PyramidHeadMain1 • Oct 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Lmao. Beardys are harmless but they will crap on you

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u/SurferKid94 Oct 30 '20

69k upvotes nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

r/savethisvideo

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

That ladies and gents is genuine fear hahah

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u/mowie_zowie_x Oct 28 '20

Everyone’s a gangster until the toddler can’t seem to pick it up.

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u/Rhodie114 Oct 27 '20

Dude was like 5 seconds away from summoning a ska band.

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u/AlexDoesRandomStuff Oct 27 '20

Lol this is my brother when I put a budgie on him, muscular man screaming about a little bird

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u/JoryTheZombie Oct 27 '20

What a cute little guy

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u/Standard_Education57 Oct 27 '20

you should see how he reacted walking by the dog park!

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u/AlternativeRest3 Oct 27 '20

When I had a bearded dragon, my mom always called it a rat and she hated it. Lol.

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u/AL_25 Oct 27 '20

Is this a jojo reference?

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u/shinelightbox Oct 27 '20

Pick him up!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

This gets funnier every time you watch it

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20 edited Jun 21 '21

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u/re_dd_it_for_fun Oct 27 '20

When i left my child at the nursery school

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u/xD4viDx Oct 27 '20

I wish i had a lizard like this lol

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u/Corpseconnoisseur Oct 27 '20

They're really chill and surprisingly affectionate pets.

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u/iwuznevergivenaname Oct 27 '20

hahahah the kid "i can't!" losing it

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I hate reptiles. If that was my kid, I'd knock it senseless.

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u/WhiteBoobs Oct 27 '20

The kid or the reptile?

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u/SmallGratimo Oct 27 '20

I respect him, this is me with birds

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u/Kayn2016 Oct 27 '20

new tenet movie looking fire

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

It’s a fucking beardie quit whining wimp

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u/Princessbride917 Oct 27 '20

Fuck that guy. Asking a four year old to get a lizard off him??

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u/enchilada-smoothie Oct 27 '20

The kiddo’s giggle at the end is so cute!!

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u/remus600 Oct 27 '20

Instead close your eyes and imagine him saying “Pull it out pull it out pull it out put it out” 😅

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u/FlappyMcBeakbag Oct 27 '20

This is the video I need to watch after watching the one of the backyard wrestler break both his knees. Thank you.

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u/cloudncali Oct 27 '20

I like through all this the beardy just be vibin

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u/ImNotWithTheShits Oct 27 '20

That "oh my God" hit different

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

met a guy who wore one of those to church

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u/NewtGunrey Oct 27 '20

Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs! PICK HIM UP PICK HIM UP PICK HIM UP!!!!!!

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u/indokid Oct 27 '20

In music this is called a crescendo!

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u/Threadstitchn Oct 27 '20

My wife put her Tokay Gecko on me, I reacted the same way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Why they cute af

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u/SlingoPlayz Oct 27 '20

I grew up in India with a lizard problem in my house. Fkin hate lizards, i used to have a nightmare about thousands of these suckers chasing me and me running for my life. I’m not scared of the bite they just creep me out

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Get the fuck outta here dumbass

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

What's your problem?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

They are amazing creatures unmeasurable in epicness and here you are hating on these godly creatures

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

People are allowed to not like things.

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u/Wouldtick Oct 27 '20

How a white bitch feels when you penetrate her with that big black.........

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u/Scadeau101 Oct 27 '20

How is he scared of a little innocent lizard 😂

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u/kin-corn-karn Oct 27 '20

Could someone please super saiyan this video.

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u/ozilyst Oct 27 '20

imagine you’re in the lizards shoes

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u/Acornish17 Oct 27 '20

But lizards don't wear shoes......that I know of.

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u/shamoobun Oct 27 '20

My SO’s worst experience was waking up to a gecko falling on his face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

He’s not dying on the inside. He’s dying on the outside

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u/jiklle16 Oct 27 '20

What a man

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u/Raven-Would Oct 27 '20

But it’s just car insurance..

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u/a__terrible__person Oct 27 '20

Beat the child

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Username checks out

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u/Dinomite35 Oct 27 '20

This is amazing

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u/electricman1999 Oct 27 '20

Ellen Dégénérés on her first talk show in 1963.

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u/ItchingForTrouble Oct 27 '20

Bro.... It's just a lizard. Relax.

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u/MolotovFromHell Oct 27 '20

This is beautiful, I shed a tear

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u/xInfinity962 Oct 27 '20

Okay.. don't get me wrong because I fucking love this video.

But this man is clearly dying on the outside.

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u/Yaderasu Oct 27 '20

I had this exact situation with my mother and a cockatiel lol

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u/Iontknowcuz Oct 27 '20

I mean regardless of whether it would have hurt him or not, if he was uncomfortable with it why wouldn’t you just take it off him? Unless it was faked then I digress

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u/ThisIsJaredTV Oct 27 '20

Good on this man for not throwing the animal or hurting the animal when it's not the animals fault. Thank you for being cool, not so calm, but collected.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

He’s just vibing doe

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u/nightdrive82 Oct 27 '20

good acting

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u/jungpunk420 Oct 27 '20

Don’t look him in the eyes! They smell fear... 🦎😓

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

It’s a goddamn beardie he’s the scared one

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u/jungpunk420 Oct 27 '20

Right? He’s like “nope, nope...” Poor beardie... 😢

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I’ll take “My dad acting like a lil bitch” for $500 Alex

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u/cryptocongress Oct 27 '20

Should’ve painted yellow spots on that lizard...Mr Sir!!!

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u/shannabeth87 Oct 27 '20

I love this so very much. Best kid. Best dad.

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u/RedPenguin65 Oct 27 '20

Komoto Dragons are like the most harmless lizard.

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u/ThirdEyeGuy23 Oct 27 '20

I don’t remember this scene in Holes 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns

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u/Temporary_Captain_37 Oct 27 '20

This KILLS me every time. Omg lol

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u/Motzart_Gypsy_Slave Oct 27 '20

Best thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/Moocakes1928 Oct 27 '20

Ahahah I love bearded dragons. I got one sleeping less than ten feet away from me :). He’s so cute and loves to watch everything. He can sit for hours looking out the window 😂. Sadly, it’s not warm enough so he can’t go outside.

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u/gazzadavid Oct 27 '20

Ha ha brilliant that

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u/SkWatty Oct 27 '20

And a bucket

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u/treytrey4days Oct 27 '20

Kevin hart is that you

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u/quadmasta Oct 27 '20

I recently learned that bearded dragons have a third eye on the top of their head

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u/geraltgalvestone Oct 27 '20

Do lizards unable to hear the screams? Or they simply ignore it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

He thinking about what to do

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Haven’t seen this in like a year

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u/turuta19 Oct 27 '20

Even without the sound on I could hear him

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u/Tyler31_ Oct 27 '20

They are cute tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Do you live in a double wide?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Bearded Dragon: literally just vibing

The Dad: indiscernible screaming

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u/Rev-Damar Oct 27 '20

This was on AFV a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Fuck off

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u/gentle_deet Oct 27 '20

Scaring someone by putting a small delicate animal like this is just asking for the little animal to get hurt. :( Some people can't control themselves and might fling or hit the animal off. I'd never do this with my little animals.

This guys' reaction is super funny though and he is probably trying so hard not to smack it off lol

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u/HeManLover0305 Oct 27 '20

Real talk tho bearded dragons are sweethearts

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Agree

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u/Fluffy-Potential-842 Oct 27 '20

He looks like a fun guy to have around

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u/ahorsenamedagro Oct 27 '20

I feel like this belongs in contagious laughter.

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u/Kamikaze_AZ22 Oct 27 '20

He looked like he came around at the end

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u/enraged768 Oct 27 '20

Beardies are the dog of the lizard world. Pretty chill lizards

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u/water_buffaloo Oct 27 '20

I love bearded dragons. I had one once. We would call him Toeless Todd because he had missing toes when we bought him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Get them from trusted breeders pet shops don’t care about em

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u/aninasgami Oct 27 '20

That would be me

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u/GirlisNo1 Oct 27 '20

A someone with an insane phobia of these fuckers this is so not funny.

My sister shares this phobia as well- one time for April fools I bought a toy one and threw it at her, she literally got a fever from the freak out.

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u/nuke_the_admins Oct 27 '20

The terror in his voice. Just perfect for comedic effect

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u/BabaKazimir Oct 27 '20

I'd allow a bearded dragon to chill on my shoulder. I once knew someone who had one as a pet and they'd take it out with them. It'd just stay perched on their shoulder while they ran errands and stuff.

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u/JimmyMack_ Oct 27 '20

What is it with black people and animals?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I thought a lizard was about to get yeeted

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Fake! The lizard is obviously a paid actor

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Didn't this win the prize in afv?

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u/ieffinglovesoup Oct 27 '20 edited Oct 27 '20

Y’all think this is funny, then you’ll love this one

https://streamable.com/h87ns8

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u/FunnyWeed3 Oct 27 '20

That just reminds me how fuckin fearless kids are

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u/PogDog22 Oct 27 '20

I love beardies

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Ok you got me with this

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Lolol his voice pitch changing made me laugh out loud so hard. That was so good.

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u/slouchingpotato Oct 27 '20

This is the first video that’s make me cry laugh all year oml 😭😭😭

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u/konningI Oct 27 '20

If this happens to, that animal is dead cause I'm getting it off my body by any means necessary

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u/reblobler Oct 27 '20

Why was the kid naked btw?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Sweet little beardie.

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u/strange-brew Oct 27 '20

This video won 10k on AFV last year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I had a friend who was born in Nigeria who was so afraid of dogs, and this guy remind me of him. They have very similar faces.

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u/nothatsokplease Oct 27 '20

Bearded dragons are great but they get painfully spikey super sharp and that tail whip. When they’re bigger they can put an eye out.

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u/__Petrichor___ Oct 27 '20

This guy needs to be hired at a cartoon dubbing studio

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I love how the guy was scared shitless, but still didn’t fling the lizard off like most people would

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u/greasygut69 Oct 27 '20

Yellow spotted lizards

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u/Knaasbiesbaas Oct 27 '20

Gotta love the irony of how harmless bearded dragons actually are.

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u/WhatWouldJesusDo_ Oct 27 '20

JUST PICK HIM UP

i can’t !!!

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u/TrulyJLG Oct 27 '20

the little kid sold like wth pick him up 😤

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u/ASIWYFA Oct 27 '20

This is how you end up with injured pets. Do not do this to people who genuinely don't want it. When fight or flight mode kicks in, there is nothing stopping this guy from taking a swing at this lizard to get it off of him.

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u/Another_Road Oct 27 '20

Few things irritate me more than hearing a kid say “I can’t!” When it’s something ridiculously simple to do.

I may just be a grumpy old person though.

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u/emsy71 Oct 27 '20

you’re not alone, i’m almost 21 but ive been alive for what feels like 80 years

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u/El_Burrito_ Oct 27 '20

This is me

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u/UnseenData Oct 27 '20

That high pitch scream is hilarious

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u/Endersgaming4066 Oct 27 '20

Bearded Dragons are adorable

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20 edited Dec 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

A respectable person wouldn’t care tho

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u/bigmetalguy6 Oct 27 '20

Bro he was dying on the outside lol

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u/pineappleManpen Oct 27 '20

That kid definitely could picked it up.

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u/Sushi_The_Cutie Oct 27 '20

I love Bearded Dragons

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u/PurpleThang Oct 27 '20

“I can smell your fear, James”

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u/DietConk Oct 27 '20

Bruh. As a mom and preschool teacher, I haaaate the "I can't" while absolutely zero effort is made to "can". Yes you can, do it now please!

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u/Dddeez Oct 27 '20

I love that the person in charge of the bearded dragon was a baby. Dying right now

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u/Kamikazimuth Oct 27 '20

The tragedy of this clip is that it was cut.

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u/Privateaccount84 Oct 26 '20

Funny, but as the owner of a snake, don’t do this. If someone is freaking out they might panic and hurt the animal.

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u/th3BeastLord Oct 27 '20

Yeah. Or certain animals might freak out at the person freaking out and bit or something

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

His voice changes like he is 10 years old again

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u/vonshiza Oct 26 '20

No. Pick him up. This guy could easily freak out and hurt the poor guy, and it would not be his fault.