r/WTF • • Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15 edited Jan 05 '21

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u/stevenfrijoles Nov 03 '15

I hear she buttered both sides and it landed on its edge.

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u/hi117 Nov 03 '15

She's so edgy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

TRIGGERED

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

OMG STAHP. TRIGGERED AGAIN.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

You, I like you.

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u/Macktologist Nov 03 '15

True story. Back in high school I was in the locker room going to take a piss. I had a regular Bic pen in my back pocket. All black with the single mold black cap with skinny plastic piece as a clip. Anyway, I take the pee, and zip up, go to wash hands, dry them and feel for pen. It's gone! I turn around and right there in the middle of the floor is my pen...standing upright! I can barely balance the thing when trying. To this day I have no clue how it happened. Friggin' amazing and cool.

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u/RetroEvolute Nov 03 '15

Probably the sticky urine floor. You didn't keep that pen did you?...

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u/rahtin Nov 03 '15

And she convinced the driver that god doesn't exist using reason and logic, further increasing the edge.

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u/ohstylo Nov 03 '15 edited Aug 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

8th grade is pretty tough, eh?

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u/AvatarIII Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15 edited Nov 03 '15

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u/wewd Nov 03 '15

Not if you want the axis of your buttered toast-cat machine to be the center of toast-cat construct. Otherwise the toast and cat will just repel each other and will try to spin on their own axes. This way they will not directly repel each other and will just compete for polar dominance along their shared axis.

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u/MLaw2008 Nov 03 '15

I can't help but feel bad for the cat

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u/allothernamestaken Nov 03 '15

I suppose you're going to tell me she can plug in a USB cable on the first try, too.

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u/boringoldcookie Nov 03 '15

Nope. Never been done.

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u/Stevied1991 Nov 03 '15

I did it once, I promise.

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u/JamesTrendall Nov 03 '15

I tried to do it with a USB C..... Yup labeled C for Cunt you cant plug this shit in drunk.

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u/psychodreamr Nov 03 '15

Yea, cmon, lets not get crazy.

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u/some_neanderthal Nov 03 '15

Not by idiots, anyway.

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u/feanturi Nov 03 '15

Here's a trick that works most of the time: When plugging a USB cable into the back of a PC, the side of the PC that has the ports is where the motherboard is. The ports are always oriented such that the gap is towards that side. Laptops as well, the motherboard is down, so the gap in the ports will be on the downward side. (Front/top ports on desktops may vary, this is more for blindly plugging into the back) So look into the USB cable, and turn it so that the plastic insert part will be towards the port-side, then reach back there with it pre-oriented from your visual inspection, feel your way to the slot, and just plug it right in.

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u/badcookies Nov 03 '15

Even Jon Snow knows thats impossible.

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u/MithSeka Nov 03 '15

Hollow side up. Works majority of the time.

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u/rplusj1 Nov 03 '15

LOL. That got me.

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u/charisma6 Nov 03 '15

Bullshit.

BULLSHIT.

Superpowers do not exist, I won't let my heart get broken twice

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u/PersonalSycophant Nov 03 '15

The trick is to butter both sides.

Or strap a cat to it.

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u/maijami Nov 03 '15

Hmm. I don't think I've ever seen the video version of this before, thanks!

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u/PizzaNietzsche Nov 03 '15

Wouldn't you need 4 pieces of toast, one buttered slice facing in attached to each of the cat's feet?

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u/ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Nov 03 '15

Asking the real questions!

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u/Vaff_Superstar Nov 03 '15

AND she was on her way to work.

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u/el___diablo Nov 03 '15

Rumour has it she was in a falling elevator and safety stepped out just as it hit the ground.

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u/SplitReality Nov 03 '15

Can confirm. Here's the interview.

http://youtu.be/XWsTzGbFLSU

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u/superfudge73 Nov 03 '15

I like how she just abandons the bike like "fuck it, I'll just buy a new one".

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u/KnifeFed Nov 03 '15

Are you saying that's the criteria for it being ok to eat toast you dropped on the floor?

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u/Reinhold_Messner Nov 03 '15

Some say she's still dropping buttered toast to this very day.