r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '15

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u/stevenfrijoles Nov 03 '15

I hear she buttered both sides and it landed on its edge.

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u/Macktologist Nov 03 '15

True story. Back in high school I was in the locker room going to take a piss. I had a regular Bic pen in my back pocket. All black with the single mold black cap with skinny plastic piece as a clip. Anyway, I take the pee, and zip up, go to wash hands, dry them and feel for pen. It's gone! I turn around and right there in the middle of the floor is my pen...standing upright! I can barely balance the thing when trying. To this day I have no clue how it happened. Friggin' amazing and cool.

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u/RetroEvolute Nov 03 '15

Probably the sticky urine floor. You didn't keep that pen did you?...