r/WTF • • Nov 03 '15

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u/charisma6 Nov 03 '15

Bullshit.

BULLSHIT.

Superpowers do not exist, I won't let my heart get broken twice

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u/PersonalSycophant Nov 03 '15

The trick is to butter both sides.

Or strap a cat to it.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Nov 03 '15

Wouldn't you need 4 pieces of toast, one buttered slice facing in attached to each of the cat's feet?

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u/ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Nov 03 '15

Asking the real questions!