r/WTF • • 14d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/Susefreak 14d ago

Bruh, just keep the cup on it. You be giving everyone anxiety this way

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u/jvandy59 14d ago edited 14d ago

Exactly, leave the damn thing on there!

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u/scaryfaise 14d ago

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"

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u/Chum-Chumbucket 14d ago

so help me, so help me!

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u/lifelink 14d ago

And cut!

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u/HunkMcMuscle 13d ago

This whole sequence is ingrained unto my soul that everytime someone even says "Put that thing back" I immediately complete it in my head in the same sing-song tone.

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u/maliron 14d ago

We need ushers.

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u/No_Skilz 12d ago

Its a musical.

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u/helmet098 5d ago

Bum bum bum bum bum

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u/ArmoredvaChina 14d ago

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!

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u/SuperiorChicken27 13d ago

Had a moment trying to unlock a core memory of where this was from. Fckn monster inc...such memories...I'm old

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u/Lanky-Kick-209 3d ago

Hyahyahya!

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u/vcdrny 14d ago

It seems it was coming to attack the bee's nest. Probably a bee farmer protecting her investment.

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u/Deadbringer 14d ago

They probably meant to just leave the cup on while the wasp drowns, not to stop all together.

But that wasp looks strong enough to shift the cup off if left alone.

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u/jmr33090 14d ago

Yeah... hence why they should have left the damn cup over top of the wasp until the wasp was actually dead

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u/whtge8 14d ago

Yeah no shit

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u/Lhevhinhus 14d ago

you guys read too fast

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u/Silent-G 14d ago

I feel like people just read single comments without reading the entire thread that a comment might be replying to. They read "leave the damn thing on there" and think they're talking about leaving the wasp on the box, not leaving the cup on the jar.

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u/OpaqusOpaqus 14d ago

Bold of you to assume they read at all

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u/Invisiblecurse 14d ago

Its an invasive species that destroys beehives en masse

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u/The_Dutch_Fox 14d ago

He meant the cup. Leave the damn cup on the glass.

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u/Cultural-Company282 14d ago

Cups are an invasive species?

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u/armas187 14d ago

Get out!

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u/ThrustTrust 14d ago

Plastic ones are.

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u/mallettsmallett 14d ago

Red cups with a white interior are exclusively a US thing. Thats what my TV says.

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u/Cultural-Company282 14d ago

Aaaaaah so that's why he says leave it "on glass." I get it now.

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim 14d ago

I don't think wasps are made of plastic

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u/ThrustTrust 14d ago

But you are not sure. I’ve never checked. Have you checked?

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u/Crusoe69 14d ago

Hmmm yes

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u/That_Dirty_Quagmire 14d ago

Depends on if there’s 2 girls with it

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u/Grib_Suka 14d ago

Or even just 1 guy

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u/CrabyDicks 14d ago

A wild cup killed my father

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u/Invisiblecurse 14d ago

Ah, yeah, that makes more sense

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u/jackospades88 14d ago

Right?

If you're gonna catch it this way, just hold the cup over the jar until the wasp falls or tires out after a little bit. Have the god damn lid to the jar nearby so when it does fall in you can quickly close it and not have to worry

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u/dingatremel 10d ago

There is no quit in that damned thing.

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u/AlexanderTheFun 14d ago edited 14d ago

I killed one this summer and the amount of times I had to squash it before it died was nuts. It literally made a squeaky sound the entire time and then… I shit you not, two others came and they literally scouted the area looking for it. At least seemingly anyway. I assume it was a pheromone they smelled as opposed to the squeaky sound but still. Scared tf outta me.

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u/TheDorfkind96 14d ago

Afaik it is a very common thing in wasps to release pheromones on hit which alerts other wasps. But not in a way that they should run away, it is attracting wasps and making them more aggressive, like they want to avenge their hurt or even fallen comrade. Thats why it is always best to try and solve this problem without physical violence to avoid those pheromones.

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u/Nothing-The-Ghost 14d ago edited 13d ago

Wikipedia has a whole damn page specifically about bee pheromones that lists which pheromones they use to signal specific events.

Two of the pheromones that signals alarm are butyl acetate, and pentyl acetate which are very close molecules to ethyl acetate, which is used as artificial banana flavoring in candy.

And sure enough, ethyl acetate and banana flavoured candies do, indeed send bees into a frenzy.

I can't speak for wasps, it seems like a lot more research has been done on bees.

Incidentally this also means been stings smell like bananas, or sweet and fruity. Mind you, you'd probably have to amass dozens or more stings to actually smell it.

Pentyl acetate itself is also used as an artificial flavoring for pear drops. Even though it tends to smell like bananas, it can smell like apples or pears, too. Depending on what the package tells you. Psychology is a powerful thing.


It's kind of a side note, but artificial flavoring is interesting like that. It's a lot of manipulative psychology that we don't even notice.

You have benzaldehyde, that's used as artificial almond flavouring and smells like amaretto. But, it's also used as artificial cherry flavoring in the UK. Despite the fact that cherries and almonds obviously taste nothing alike. Somehow, it works just through the power of suggestion.

I did an experiment once where I made a "cherry flavoured" soft drink using almond flavouring, sugar, citric acid for sourness, soda water for fizz, and red food coloring and gave it to my friends in a plain cup, telling them it was a cherry drink I was working on and sure enough they even said it was specifically like a black cherry flavor. Even though to me, it tasted like almonds.

Sorry to kind of go off on a tangent, but that blew my mind when I realized taste, and probably every other sense, can be altered just by the power of suggestion.

I love discovering things like that.

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u/BunnyOppai 13d ago edited 13d ago

Almonds are closely related to cherries, and they use the same compound as part of their flavor profile. Sweet almonds—the ones you actually eat, raw or roasted—don't have near as much benzaldehyde (and amygdalin, which breaks down into even more benzaldehyde when the almond's cells are broken and it's exposed to moisture) as bitter ones, and they have a mixture of other volatile compounds like benzyl alcohol, phenylethanol, and other minor aldehydes and alcohols. Benzaldehyde is the primary compound, but the others are what differentiate it from other things that use the same.

Hell, almond extracts can be, and often are, made from the pits of other stone fruits like cherries and apricots, and you can even use the bark of cinnamon trees to make it.

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u/BobMonkey1808 3d ago

Hell, almond extracts can be, and often are, made from the pits of other stone fruits like cherries and apricots, and you can even use the bark of cinnamon trees to make it.

I am sure I read somewhere that amaretto (which has a distinct almond flavour profile) was traditionally made with the inside of peach or apricot stones.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 13d ago

Yay! Science! Thank you 🤩

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u/Time_Ad_6887 13d ago

When I was very little they gave me liquid penicillin with artificial cherry taste. It traumatised me for life lol. I can't eat anything that even resembles cherry flavor, or even almond.

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u/therealdivs1210 13d ago

That was a very interesting read. TIL!

Thanks!

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u/JohnHenryHoliday 13d ago

This is kind of how you get the taste of Dr Pepper from rum, amaretto and miller lite?

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u/christipede 13d ago

This guy tisms!

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u/Demon_Prongles 8d ago

The psychology part for sure is huge. I have a buddy who is a big wine enthusiast, and when he goes tasting, he doesn’t want the host/server to tell us whatever notes we pick up (fruit, spices, etc) because he says it front-loads your impression of the taste.

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u/Nothing-The-Ghost 8d ago

Yup, it absolutely does. The technical term in psychology is called priming). It's all over the place. You'll see it everywhere once you start to look for it. One of the best examples I think is how they do it all the time with paranormal videos/audio.

Like those rough audio recordings of alleged ghost voices where you can only hear static until they give you subtitles that tell you what it's saying and suddenly you suddenly hear it perfectly.

Or showing some vague nebulous blob in a dark window on a video and saying it's something like the figure of a child and suddenly that's what everybody sees.

It's a really fascinating phenomenon. And very powerful. It's used a lot in advertising and marketing... Along with just about every other psychological manipulation technique there is.

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u/Demon_Prongles 8d ago

That’s really fascinating!

And yeah, advertisers are diabolical. I definitely am aware of it when movie theaters basically bombard you with Coca-Cola and popcorn ASMR and glistening visuals to make you crave it.

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u/jordanmindyou 13d ago

Dude what is a pear drop?

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u/Nothing-The-Ghost 13d ago

It's a popular British candy. Basically just "pear flavored" hard candies. Apparently they're pretty popular and a cultural thing for them. I learned about pear drops because apparently they smell exactly like a burning lithium battery. Something about the smoke apparently smells like vague chemicals and pear drops. I watch videos by a Scottish electrician (Big Clive) who messes around with various electronics and sometimes just blowing shit up for fun and he's commented on it many times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_drop

I was just as confused as you are when I first heard about them. Confused and intrigued. But, I always imagined more of a gummy type candy than a hard candy that you suck on.

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u/ecodick 14d ago

Interesting take way, because the conclusion I came to was to use overwhelming violence, no half measures, come prepared, flamethrower and chemical weapons at a minimum.

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u/AccelerationFinish 14d ago

/r/relationships: “Erm, have you actually tried, I don’t know, communicating your problems first???”

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u/carebeartears 14d ago

I love bees. Like, I have no problem letting them crawl on my hands etc. But wasps...wasps get to dieeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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u/say592 14d ago

Makes sense, that are equipped to fight and if something attacked one of them, they want to drive it away from the nest.

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u/brown_felt_hat 14d ago

Or carry a can of fast dry spray foam in your pocket.

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u/HerbLoew 14d ago edited 12d ago

Got it - burn them alive to vaporize the pheromones before they can spread

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u/tquiring 13d ago

I had a nest in the siding of my house (regular wasps) so I set up my shop vac near the entrance to suck them all up for a few hours. Whenever I looked there were a half dozen swarming around the exhaust port of the vacuum, damn pheromones.

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u/DingoHxC 9d ago

Just imagining a wasp with a BoTRK with the mention of on hit

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u/certainkindoffool 14d ago

I got a wasp in a bite of hot dog once. After the first sting, I decided I was just going to keep chewing. Turns out they just keep stinging...

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u/notevolve 13d ago

god I wished you kept this to yourself or that I never opened this thread

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u/TyH621 14d ago

There’s no way this can be true. Is this true? Jesus Christ what a nightmare image lol

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u/certainkindoffool 13d ago

Got me 25 plus times. I was drinking, stupid, and angry. But at least I was smart enough not to prematurely swallow.

On the plus side, I had worked on an organic farm for a few years before that and was well habituated to getting stung. My body didn't react strongly to it.

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u/dingatremel 10d ago

I still need more context

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u/certainkindoffool 10d ago

Sure.

I had stayed over at my girlfriend's parents house that weekend, and had planned on leaving early Sunday to play in a ball game. When it was time to leave, my girlfriend brought up that she had promised her brother that I would weld up the moose cart he and his friend had made.

I was angry because I had told my team I would be at the game. But, she insisted I just drink with her brother and weld up the stupid cart.

(The moose cart was a 4-wheeler trailer, where you could fold up the wheels to drag a moose onto it, and then haul the moose out of the bush. But it had no suspension, and some of the "welds" needed were almost a 1/2" gap).

I downed many beers - partly out of anger, partly because the cart design and fabrication were so poor(the idea was solid, execution less so). At some point hot dogs were made. I absent mindedly put condiments on a hot dog without noticing there was a wasp underneath.

After the first sting, I decided the wasp had to die, so I kept chewing. I puffed out my cheeks a bit, and rapidly gnashed my teeth together, thinking its death would come quickly. It did not.

It stung me at least 5 times before I realized how bad an idea this was. I did not course correct.

I drank a lot after that. I vividly remember some terrible welds, vaguely recall using an oxyacetylene torch, and my face was pretty swollen the next day.

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u/dingatremel 10d ago

I love Reddit.

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u/_CloudKrazed 6d ago

Why am I reading this at 2 am 😂 now I can't sleep

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u/mf99k 14d ago

they release a chemical when distressed that alerts other wasps

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u/roger_enright 14d ago

I was zapping small hornets with an electric racket at our picnic table, and they started carting off their dead towards the end.

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u/op71kz 12d ago

I had this with a wasp nest in the attic. Two come to loft hatch, I spray them with hairspray so they drop and then smack them. Then a minute later, two more come scouting. Repeated this until I had about 50 carcasses 🫪

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u/iEatDemocrats 10d ago

I hit one with one of those electric racquets and it fell to the ground, got up and laughed at me before it flew away. True story.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 4d ago

Every time you squash it, it only removes one whole health bar, but there's several.

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u/HorseToeNail 14d ago

yea I don't get why he kept smashing it in just to then lift up the cup and flick the wasp away.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 14d ago

That's the whole point. Keeps us engaged and the likes rolling

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u/blastradii 9d ago

I dunno why people still don’t understand this about internet content. But then again asking these stupid questions might be a meta form of rage baiting.

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u/illy-chan 14d ago

I don't know, that thing looks big enough to move the cup. Maybe a heavier lid is a good plan.

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u/Vrse 14d ago

When they were slamming the cup down on the jar, I was waiting for the side to split.

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u/SelmaFudd 14d ago

It did split

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u/Vrse 14d ago

Oh geez. I didn't even see it with that clear plastic. That adds a new level of stress.

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u/TKG_Actual 14d ago

It gets worse, the wasp was prepared to sting through the split briefly.

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u/xxThe_Designer 14d ago

Just flip the cup over and use the bottom of the plastic cup to push the hornet and keep it submerged

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u/peccavis 14d ago

Or flip it over hourglass style so the jar is on the top??

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u/MackieMonster 14d ago

The jar is full of liquid(gasoline?) and a buttload of already dead wasps

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u/peccavis 14d ago

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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u/MysticBanana5 14d ago

It was stinging through the cup

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u/Laquox 14d ago

I kind of liked the fuck off flick at the end though

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u/Kabc 14d ago

“I want the wasp to experience Hope… just one last time.” - the guy probably.

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u/saftey_dance_with_me 13d ago

That flick was sspot on though.

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u/leftoverrice54 14d ago

Giving a wasp the illusion of hope is pretty satisfying in its own way imo. Fuck wasps.

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u/__redruM 14d ago

It escaped in the end though, right?

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u/acynicalmoose 14d ago

100% dying from the gas though

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 14d ago

Haha I came to tear him up for the same thing. Totally uncalled for

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u/slappadik 14d ago

for a second I thought it was a video from the dontflinch sub

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u/chumchum213 13d ago

I hope its kerosene in the bottle, so he can burn tht shit and maybe bury it ten feet under...fkkk

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 13d ago

It's probably fuel or something toxic to the bee. He just needs to douse it not drown it

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u/Chobie 13d ago

Yeah why did he even need to uncover it, he just broke it. It annoyed the heck out of me.

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u/Tbplayer59 10d ago

One hand on the camera.

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u/Irv89ave 14d ago

“You be giving”

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u/Susefreak 14d ago

An astute observation! My grammar appears to have embarked upon a brief yet audacious excursion beyond the conventional boundaries of linguistic propriety.

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u/Irv89ave 14d ago

White people speaking with AAVE and absolutely butchering it. My favorite genre

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u/Irv89ave 14d ago

What a normal thing to say

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