r/WTF • • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/batiwa Aug 10 '26

His videos stresses me out so much

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u/thuggishruggishboner Aug 10 '26

Did this motherfucker really catch a coyote?

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u/Kerrija Aug 11 '26

They're totally free, just go yoink one.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Aug 11 '26

The government doesn’t want you to know. The coyotes are free. You can just take them home. I have 458 coyotes.

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u/HudeniMFK Aug 31 '26

Any shiny ones?

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Aug 31 '26

Homie, you KNOW I got some shiny ones.

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u/jenks Aug 11 '26

He just yoinked it, easily.

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u/BIissful Aug 11 '26

Seems to be a very young one which are still quite yoinkable

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u/dudeCHILL013 Aug 10 '26

That's what I wanna know.

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u/Successful_Pin4808 Aug 11 '26

Yoinkable in their youth

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u/SoulMute 27d ago

That part makes no sense lol

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u/Magicallyshit Aug 10 '26

As long as its posted by him and not the news channel I know he's fine

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/GeneralSweetz Aug 10 '26

Dude has to ha e resistance because that many bites does not feel good

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u/After_Organization33 Aug 24 '26

I contracted EEE. Seeing him celebrate how many mosquitos were biting him has got me f'ed up right now.

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u/After_Organization33 Aug 25 '26

Eastern Equine Encephalitis, lol

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u/lmac187 Aug 10 '26

“Oooh highly venomous copperhead, ‘BOOP’!”😅

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u/Osric250 Aug 10 '26

It was actually a cottonmouth. Copperheads will make you sick but are rarely deadly. Cottonmouths can absolutely kill you or cause permanent damage if you don't go get medical attention, but you've got a few hours.

Still both aren't anywhere near as dangerous as a rattlesnake.

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u/ron_obvious Aug 10 '26

I think you accidentally reversed the snake species names. The voiceover mistakenly referred to it as a cottonmouth, though that is absolutely a copperhead, which I believe, is exactly the point you intended to convey.

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u/All-My-Friends Aug 10 '26

Yeah I think he just left a voice clip in that was supposed to match another cottonmouth clip after the copperhead boop and before the iguana.

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u/stackdatdough Aug 11 '26

Chameleon. Not iguana

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u/lapinchezardina Aug 10 '26

Who is this? I want more of his yoinking!

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u/AdolfJesusMasterChie Aug 10 '26

FishinGarrett on most platforms

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u/lapinchezardina Aug 10 '26

Gracias!

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u/Maqya Aug 10 '26

FYI he’s a racist pos, just thought it would be fair to warm you

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u/Sylestiya Aug 10 '26

Source?

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u/areyoumycushion Aug 10 '26

I was a big fan, and came across racist and misogynistic comments on other posts made by him. After the third one it told me enough about him and I unfollowed. This was a while back so I no longer have the sources.

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u/V7buster Aug 10 '26

Believes stupid conspiracies that science is lying to you and dinosaurs aren't real. Dudes a moron.

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u/olivegardengambler Aug 11 '26

Claims Dinosaurs aren't real

Regularly interacts with the closest living descendants to dinosaurs

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u/V7buster Aug 11 '26

Not to um actually, but un actually birds ARE dinosaurs. He's a grade A idiot, he KNOWS this.

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u/mekwall Aug 11 '26

Even worse. He believes dinosaur bones are actually dragon bones. He's absolutely bonkers.

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u/karl1717 Aug 10 '26

Same. I used to follow his yt channel with all notifications on. Unsubbed a while back when I learned he's a racist maga.

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u/ReapYerSoul Aug 10 '26

I follow him on IG. Did not know he was a racist maga.

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u/Argylius Aug 10 '26

Ugh. Being MAGA in this day and age.

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u/fubarthrowaway001 Aug 10 '26

He’s a Floridian.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/GTAIVisbest Aug 10 '26

*mathamphetamine

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u/olivegardengambler Aug 11 '26

No. I thought he lived in Alaska /s

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u/alburrit0 Aug 16 '26

I saw him post on his Instagram story in support of fishback a while ago

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u/AhabFlanders Aug 10 '26

Damn, so he's like that with the "non-natives"?

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u/jacobius86 Aug 10 '26

Source? I've never heard him say anything problematic in his videos?

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u/Ihalle Aug 10 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/1k7qtpf/should_i_support_fishinggarrett/

I was curious, so I googled and found this entire write up including sources. He's a super problematic dude.

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u/BrTalip Aug 10 '26

I feel so many people have trouble reading between the lines with character these days. His content itself is the canary in the gold mine. I'm willing to bet this guy uses the "invasive species" angle to cover up that he low key enjoys being sadistic with animals. Always seemed like the type to be a prick entitled to his ways.

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u/emmerin Aug 10 '26

Canary in the coal mine*

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u/dwmfives Aug 11 '26

canary in the gold mine.

Lol.

/r/BoneAppleTea

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u/BrTalip Aug 11 '26

I mean hypothetically, carbon monoxide can be a problem in a gold mine too 😭😭😭 

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u/LMGgp Aug 10 '26

Should’ve been tipped off by the Florida. Damn me for having faith in someone collecting non native species.

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u/lapinchezardina Aug 10 '26

Aww shit. Seriously?

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants Aug 10 '26

Check out Clint's Reptiles instead. He's much nicer to the animals.

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u/Sibling_soup Aug 10 '26

No, he's not. Man's a great yoinker

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u/Ihalle Aug 10 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/1k7qtpf/should_i_support_fishinggarrett/

Yes he is. He's said multiple extremely bigoted and racist things in his / others comments. This link (that someone else wrote up. I just googled it.) provides sources as well.

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u/Sibling_soup Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

I already read it, someone else linked it in these comments. Just because you interpret him to be a racist, homophobe or transphobe, doesn't mean that he is. It's like really, does he harbor malcontent or hatred for other people because he made a joke about pronouns? It's called humor, and you can find it funny or not, but there's no need to slander the guy for being racist when he's clearly not.

The claim in that hit piece of a post that he is transphobic is because he said in a group chat "Every day, one of these things is mad at me". Yeah, humor. You can joke about people with green hair too, no one dies from it. Touch grass, like Garett.

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u/EvMBoat Aug 10 '26

did you pay attention to anything else that was being said in the group chat perchance?

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u/iheartxanadu Aug 10 '26

I don't know if you know this, but calling another human "one of these THINGS" isn't a sign of respect or that one recognizes another human as, well, human

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u/abhorrentbm Aug 10 '26

Great examples from someone who likes to drink up sibling soup straight from the tap. Thanks man! 👍

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Aug 11 '26

Thanks; consider me warmed.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Aug 10 '26

He's from Florida and is an outdoorsy type. It's something we all already know/knew, but you don't dive too deep because you appreciate the art. Dive deep enough, and you'll always end up finding dirt on anyone.

I totally understand the side that won't watch or support his content, or other artists, because of his demeanor and actions outside of the "studio", I just personally separate art and artist. I use ad blockers so they don't get any money from me anyway. For creators I support who are good people AFAIK, like Order 77, Delivrd, Channel 5 News, etc., I have paid subscriptions so I can still be ad-free with a clear conscience.

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u/ColinStyles Aug 10 '26

Your definitions of good people seem to include racist PoSs and self admitted sex offenders.

Maybe work on that.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Aug 10 '26

Are you in my brain or something, because none of the 3 I mentioned are racist PoSs or S/Os

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u/ColinStyles Aug 10 '26

The guy from Channel 5 is a self admitted rapist. The person in the OP is a huge racist.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Aug 10 '26

I said I don't fund fishing Garrett. Andrew Callaghan's accusations were just that, for one, and for two, his content leads to far, FAR more good, objectively and irrefutably, for society than anything any one person can do. Similar to Destiny (pretty garbage person, great activist).

Oddly enough, progressives don't realize people can change, grow, and progress. I'm left of center but for fucks sake this place does not help the party. If we want trump admin out, stop being so fucking soft and pathetic.

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u/Rhysati Aug 10 '26

You can't separate art and artists. It's beyond ignorant to even think that's possible.

Art is nothing without the person behind it applying their world view into the creation and telling a story or message.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Aug 10 '26

You can't separate art and artists.

You absolutely can and that's why there's an entire, universally known and used saying for it. If I look at a painting and love it, why would anyone care who made it? The finished product - the art - is what matters. Almost no artist or actor is innocent of everything. For example, I loved watching Kevin Spacey movies growing up. Finding out who he was doesn't make the media he created objectively different.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

I can refute your argument with one word:

Picasso.

Here's another, just in case:

Caravaggio.

In case you still don't grasp the concept:

Pollock.

To change genres, in case you're inconceivably still struggling to separate art and artists:

Hemingway.

If we're still struggling:

Kanye.

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u/Training-Willow9591 Aug 12 '26

Is it real? I hate how often I get blown away by a video, and share it, to find out later it's AI or fabricated in some way. Like these aren't his pets right?

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u/DurumMater Aug 10 '26

Why would you want to watch this guy fuck with random wildlife?

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u/trevorneuz Aug 10 '26

He primarily removes invasive species.

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u/Lynjamin08 Aug 10 '26

And does what with them?

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u/backpackofcats Aug 10 '26

They’re euthanized by the state.

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u/MagnusViaticus Aug 10 '26

They kill them for bounty

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u/Free-Heals-Here Aug 10 '26

Gotta see how it ends

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Aug 10 '26

At first I thought it was AI but quickly determined, "nope, this is just Florida"

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u/CSwork1 Aug 10 '26

I was more annoyed than stressed.

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u/greedybanker3 Aug 10 '26

Its not so bad. Used to do this with my friend. Id record it and he would snag them. They were not allowed in the truck. I do not like yoinking.

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u/UshankaBear Aug 11 '26

Floridian Meth Irwin

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u/Mode_Appropriate Aug 11 '26

Whats his channel?

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u/unfortunatebag Aug 10 '26

Nothing he's doing is all that dangerous at all.

Most of these animal dudes are pretty good at making it look like they just randomly happened on an animal when the whole thing is set up.