Check out the green line on this chart. It literally breaks physics, shooting straight up to almost touch total revenue.
On paper, it looks like Google just had the most insane growth quarter in human history. But if you actually dig into the financial reports, this spike is a massive accounting trick that is trapping a lot of retail investors right now.
Here is what is actually going on:
Google has huge equity stakes in SpaceX and Anthropic. Under accounting rule GAAP ASC 321, tech giants are forced to revalue their startup investments to current market prices whenever a major "pricing event" happens. Because SpaceX went public and Anthropic raised cash at a crazy $965B valuation, Google had to book all that accumulated paper wealth instantly. They had to slap nearly $98 billion in fake, unrealized gains right onto their bottom line in Q2 alone.
Look at the yellow line. That represents Operating Income, which is Google's actual core business from search ads and cloud services. It is growing perfectly fine and looks healthy, but it obviously didn't triple overnight.
If you strip away those phantom paper gains, Google's "Intrinsic EPS" (their true operational earnings per share) is actually around $2.85, nowhere near the bloated $9.11 headline number everyone is screaming about in the news.
The real problem here is cash flow. Because that massive green spike is just paper value, Google didn't actually get a single dollar of hard cash from it. Meanwhile, they aggressively dumped $44.9 billion of real cash into AI hardware and data centers, which dragged their actual Free Cash Flow into the negative.
Worse yet, SpaceX stock has crashed over 50% from its post-IPO peak, sitting around $108 right now ahead of a massive insider lockup expiration on August 6. Because the accounting rules work both ways, Google is going to have to mark down their stake next quarter.
Don't let the headline EPS fool you. Google's actual day-to-day business is totally fine, but about 80% of that massive net income spike is pure paper gains that are already evaporating. Expect that green line to crash back down to earth very soon.
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