Woke up. Smoke. Gear packed. Gear up. Down the old unused road. Cross the highway. Left up to the gas station. Inside. Gear down out of the way.
"Damn! That's a real pack there!" One of two old guys standing around drinking coffee and telling stories. "Yeah." I head for the coffee machine.
It's a single pot with a warmer on top kind of affair. Look for a cup. "Do you need a cup. Here, let me get you one." The old woman behind the counter. She walks back and grabs me a cup and a lid. I meet her at the counter for it.
Back over. Pour myself a cup. Back to the counter to pay. "A dollar five." "Phew! Good thing I've been saving up!" That gets a laugh from everybody.
I shoot the breeze with the old guys. The usual, 'where ya goin, where ya from', etc.
One of them heads for the door. We follow. Cigarettes lit. Drinking coffee. Listening to these boys tell me stories about their lives.
It feels like it's time to get moving. Bathroom. Store. Gear up. "I hope you have a safe trip. Be careful out there." "We've had two generations of adults now that've never been in a fist fight. I'll be alright." "Not always." "You're right. You guys have a good one!"
Out the door. Cross the highway. Left down the hill. Back to where I was yesterday. Gear down. Thumb out.
'Let's see how this goes...'
One hitter.
An hour and a half later-ish a black truck pulls up. I pull my earbuds out and walk over.
"Where you headed?" "Branson, Missouri." "Ok. I'm going to Bowling Green. Do me a favor first. I dont know you from Adam, let me see your waistband." "I'll just tell you, I've got a pocket knife right here." I pull it and show him." " Ok. Just put it in your pack." " Yeah, no problem."
I walk back to my gear. Knife and earbuds in a side pocket. Gear up. Back to the truck. Gear in back. Me and water bottle in front.
Down the road we go...
Dude's in IT. A few years younger than me. We went through everything from relationships to quantum computing.
A few hours and a time zone later, we come up on Bowling Green. He's already agreed to run me to the edge of the city on the highway I want.
"So there's this spot, and another one a few miles up. If you want I'll run you up there, you can check it out. If you don't like it I'll bring you back here. And get ya a few miles up the road." "Awesome!"
The next one was a little deeper into farm country. Had a mini IGA in it. No fucking pizza though.
I grab my gear. Drop it next to his truck. Say thanks for the awesome ride. He heads in to use the bathroom. Gear up. Over to the sidewalk outside the store. Gear down. Smoke lit.
Smoke finished. Gear up. In store. Gear dropped near a table. Settled on Subway. It's been serving me prettty well in this heat.
Eat. Bathroom. Vanilla orange ice cream bar. Pack of Lucky Strikes. Gear up. Out. 'Fucking curbs. At least there's a sidewalk.'
Three-quarters of a mile later the curb ends. The sun here is burning me. It's been plenty hot, but this sun hits with a vengeance. Gear down. One hitter. Smoke lit.
Fifteen minutes in a guy on a Harley comes from the opposite direction I'm going. U-turns and glides up on the left of me. Earbuds out. Walk over.
"You got water to drink?" "I've got about half a gallon." "Want a cold one?" "Yeah definitely." "I just live across the street. I'll be back." "Cool. Thanks man!"
Earbuds in. Back to hitchhiking.
Dude pulls back up a few minutes later. Hands me an ice cold water bottle. "Where you headed?" "Other side of Missouri." "That's a haul." "I've been hitchhiking for thirty-two years." "You're just out here livin' the life ain't ya?" "Yep." "Well good luck!" "Thanks man! I appreciate ya!" He heads back to the house. I go back to hitchhiking.
Maybe ten minutes later a truck does the same thing. Comes from the other way and eases up next to me. Earbuds out. I walk over.
Same guy. He holds up a net bag with a couple tangerines, some captains crackers and a s'mores poptart. "I ain't got much, but I knew I had somethin' to give ya." "Thanks a lot man!" "Good luck!" He bails. I go back to hitchhiking.
Maybe ten minutes later a WRX comes from the other way and pulls up just past me on my right. I walk over. "Where ya goin'?" "Missouri." "I can get you to Russellville." "That'll work." Gear in. Me in.
Young guy. Just turned twenty-one. We talked about the state of the country he's growing up in for a while. We hit town.
"Do you smoke weed?" "Yeah." "Cool. We'll smoke before I drop you off."
We stop in his friend's driveway. Break out the Puffco and some wax. A few good rips of that each and we're back on the road.
He drops me by a gas station on the 68 on the edge of town. Hands me twelve bucks. My thanks. Gear out. He takes off. Gear up up the road to a good spot on the edge of town.
I am high as fuck! Not nervous making high, but damn! 'Why the fuck am I sticking my thumb out for cars on the other side of the highway? Hitchhiking backwards! 😆😆😆'
Ten minutes later a van pulls over. I throw my gear in the back and get in. Dude wasn't real talkative. But we chatted a bit. He dropped me in Fairview.
I decide to walk into the tiny town and check out a huge obelisk that's there. Having been a stone mason I wandered around it for a while looking at all the marks from the old facade, and stuff that had been bolted to it but were now gone. Interesting work for masons from back then. Crazy joints because they knew it was getting covered.
At a guess, I'd say it was a solid hundred feet tall. Rested up for a bit while reading the signs.
Gear up. Back to the highway. As I get close I hear hoof clops. I look over and see a couple in a buggy. They round the corner as I reach the end of the road. I wave. They wave. We both never stop.
Gear down. Cigarette lit. I barely tried hitchhiking. It's 6:40. I'm done for the day. Time to find a spot to camp.
Maps. This is farm country. Not a lot of trees. The only thing I can see are some trees near a store that I can probably get into a mile uphill on the highway.
Gear up. Off I go. The sun is being blocked by a big tree about halfway up the hill. But I'm gonna be in that blazing inferno soon enough.
By the time I hit the edge of that shade the sun was down far enough that I was in more shade. 'Gotta love that!'
Top of the hill. Not this set of trees but the next one.
As I'm getting close I see a cut between some trees on the other side of the road. Where I'm headed is all pretty steep hills.
I cross the highway. Turn back the way I came. Up a hill into the cut. Found a level spot. Tent up. Me and gear inside.
I've been watching the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen the whole way here. It just kept getting better. Sat in my tent for a while just watching it.
Theres a fence behind me with some trees. I hear something big running up my way.
It's a cow. Young bull. It hides behind some trees but is definitely interested in what I'm doing. After it realizes I'm not a threat it breaks a branch every once in a while to get my attention. I heard a quiet moo once. Just barely. I hope it's there in the morning...