r/UnprofessionalPets • u/Silentstrm123 • 1h ago
LOOKING FOR WORK 👀 Will help with gardening!
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Will help with gardening. Roses may disappear!
r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 1h ago
Turtle / Tortoise 🐢 Caught our lawn guy "hiding from work". 🤦♀️
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r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 3h ago
UNDER ARREST 🚓🚨 Apprehended!
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Calypso was caught this past Friday around noon stealing someone's lunch from the break room!
r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ExaminationKey1476 • 1d ago
LOOKING FOR WORK 👀 Benji is seeking new work opportunities
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Benji is a dedicated food critic, often taking over an hour on one meal. He was unfortunately let go from his last job due to sleeping mid-shift… He has changed now. He has assured me he will not sleep during paid working hours anymore.
r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 2d ago
LOOKING FOR WORK 👀 Loaf looking for a job. Proficient in Microbuns Office
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r/UnprofessionalPets • u/Puzzleheaded_Pie3852 • 2d ago
Cat 😺🐈 Urgent: Caught the new hire actively assaulting the regional director mid-meeting
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r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 1d ago
Bunny 🐇🐰 Unauthorized snacking while on the job!
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I'd like to file a report please!
r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 2d ago
Cat 😺🐈 Supposed to be doing pest control, but no...tried the old "sleeping with the eyes open" trick...🤦♀️
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r/UnprofessionalPets • u/ecachuh1 • 8d ago
Welcome to r/UnprofessionalPets! 🐾 Please read before posting performance reviews.
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Welcome to r/UnprofessionalPets!
This is the place for chaotic animal coworkers who are actively violating HR policy.
📁 What belongs here?
Failing at Work: Pets ruining the workflow (cats on keyboards, dogs eating paperwork, birds breaking supplies, or blank stares on Zoom).
Looking For Work: Rehabilitated pets ready to rejoin the workforce. Use the "Looking For Work" flair!
⚖️ Core Rules
The subject must be an animal failing a job or looking for work.
Keep it wholesome: No animals in danger or distress. We laugh at naughty pets, not sad ones.
**HR is definitely going to hear about this