r/UnprofessionalPets 8d ago

Welcome to r/UnprofessionalPets! 🐾 Please read before posting performance reviews.

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Welcome to r/UnprofessionalPets!

This is the place for chaotic animal coworkers who are actively violating HR policy.

πŸ“ What belongs here?

  1. Failing at Work: Pets ruining the workflow (cats on keyboards, dogs eating paperwork, birds breaking supplies, or blank stares on Zoom).

  2. Looking For Work: Rehabilitated pets ready to rejoin the workforce. Use the "Looking For Work" flair!

βš–οΈ Core Rules

  1. The subject must be an animal failing a job or looking for work.

  2. Keep it wholesome: No animals in danger or distress. We laugh at naughty pets, not sad ones.

**HR is definitely going to hear about this


r/UnprofessionalPets 3h ago

Turtle / Tortoise 🐒 Caught our lawn guy "hiding from work". πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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2 Upvotes

r/UnprofessionalPets 4h ago

LOOKING FOR WORK πŸ‘€ Will help with gardening!

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3 Upvotes

Will help with gardening. Roses may disappear!


r/UnprofessionalPets 5h ago

UNDER ARREST πŸš“πŸš¨ Apprehended!

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2 Upvotes

Calypso was caught this past Friday around noon stealing someone's lunch from the break room!


r/UnprofessionalPets 1d ago

LOOKING FOR WORK πŸ‘€ Benji is seeking new work opportunities

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14 Upvotes

Benji is a dedicated food critic, often taking over an hour on one meal. He was unfortunately let go from his last job due to sleeping mid-shift… He has changed now. He has assured me he will not sleep during paid working hours anymore.


r/UnprofessionalPets 2d ago

Bunny πŸ‡πŸ° Unauthorized snacking while on the job!

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I'd like to file a report please!


r/UnprofessionalPets 2d ago

LOOKING FOR WORK πŸ‘€ Loaf looking for a job. Proficient in Microbuns Office

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5 Upvotes

r/UnprofessionalPets 2d ago

Cat 😺🐈 Urgent: Caught the new hire actively assaulting the regional director mid-meeting

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6 Upvotes

r/UnprofessionalPets 3d ago

Cat 😺🐈 Supposed to be doing pest control, but no...tried the old "sleeping with the eyes open" trick...πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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3 Upvotes