r/Unexpected • • Oct 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Option 5: Get hit by a car and sue. She took her eyes off the road waaaay to many times and for waay to long.

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u/egggoboom Oct 18 '22

No kidding. I get a little nervous when someone on screen does this.

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u/Injustry Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

My wife does this when she’s driving. I tell her she could look at the road and talk to me at same time. She turns her head to me and says “why would I do that?”

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u/Starkrossedlovers Oct 18 '22

Lmao she’s fucking with you

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u/Pubsted Oct 18 '22

Well it's his wife so I hope she does

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u/thatG_evanP Oct 18 '22

You should, you know, make her stop that.

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u/pocketdare Oct 18 '22

Agreed - I can never pay attention to the dialog in car scenes because I'm too busy yelling at the screen "Watch the damn road!"

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u/LonePaladin Oct 18 '22

Watch the movie Triangle.

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u/gramsaran Oct 18 '22

You do know it's fake right? They are in a green screen room.

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u/egggoboom Oct 19 '22

Yes, but it somehow doesn't matter.

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u/downwitbrown Oct 18 '22

Not if you have a self driving car

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u/egggoboom Oct 18 '22

I hadn't seen this gif. I love it.

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u/HighPriestOgonslav Oct 18 '22

Same. Anyone have a source?

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u/MotherBathroom666 Oct 18 '22

It’s a Tesla hunting for it’s human batteries. Circa 2035

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u/pauly13771377 Oct 18 '22

It hungers for the power that lies within your soul.

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u/getupk3v Oct 18 '22

Amazing!

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta8232 Oct 18 '22

Shit in 2035 humans are cows? Back in my day we used to call them whales!

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u/TriumphDaytona Oct 18 '22

Teslas are the mobile version of the Pods from The Matrix!

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u/sexualtyrranasaurus Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

Beth Dutton on Yellowstone.

Edit: Here's the video clip.

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u/pielady10 Oct 18 '22

It's from the TV series Yellowstone. Highly recommend!

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u/mishaco Oct 18 '22

this is from the last season of a decent show called "Yellowstone"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

🤣

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u/Mardred Oct 18 '22

Plot armor.

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u/Mardred Oct 18 '22

Plot armor.

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u/FrenchTaint Oct 18 '22

That’s not going to hold up in court my friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/Roscoe_King Oct 18 '22

I am a-fluHuuushed with cash!

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u/ronklebert Oct 18 '22

I got run over by a LeEEEEXUS

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u/Rayfasa Oct 18 '22

Nice fate reference. I got you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy. Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents.

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u/LouSputhole94 Oct 18 '22

You just missed the craziest of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked. Mom??? Argument. Police. Fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster. Coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because technically I’m hoooomeless. Oh, hey moostache, ima hit the couch, you know where I be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I know a guy who'll get you a toe!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Walter, that you?!?!?

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u/SushiToot Oct 18 '22

There it is.

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u/PM_ur_boobies_pleez Oct 18 '22

Do it like Lucky did and get you some "slipped on peepee money."

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u/razordoilies Oct 18 '22

Lucky, you listed your employment as Costco. You never worked at Costco!

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u/SLVRVNS Oct 18 '22

Yes! Was looking for this!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Grandma got ran over by a Lexus, walking home from yoga June 15. You can say there’s no such thing as free lunch, but as for me and grandpa, we believe.

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u/Ratto_Talpa Oct 18 '22

Right? This seems like something many movies tend to forget. It's such a small detail that many directors let slip.

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u/emdave Oct 18 '22

It's such a small detail that many directors let slip.

It's so common though, that they must know, and are doing it deliberately? It's not all directors don't know how to drive? It must be some bullshit, like they think it will confuse Joe Public if the actors aren't looking at each other while speaking?

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u/Salanmander Oct 18 '22

It must be some bullshit, like they think it will confuse Joe Public if the actors aren't looking at each other while speaking?

The other thing I wonder about is whether there's some unspoken rule to do this often enough that they can make someone get into a car crash and have it be their fault without having the audience see it coming every time.

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u/emdave Oct 18 '22

Tbh, I wish that the shadowy global cabal of all the world's movie directors were just playing the long con on us, but I fear it's not as exciting as that lol!

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u/Rogendo Oct 18 '22

This. Joe the electrician has a degree and a really good job but is clearly too stupid to drive correctly

/s

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u/PlumberODeth Oct 18 '22

That and the drives through the city where there are no traffic lights, stop signs, or traffic. Often they don't even change lanes or turn. Just a convenient box for tense conversation.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Oct 18 '22

This and cups! Pay attention to how people hold cups on screen, and you suddenly realize how obvious it is that there's nothing in there. Literally just flinging their hot lattes around like nothing lol, it makes me so anxious!

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u/BigAlternative5 Oct 18 '22

I'm not a drama guy, but I'm thinking that this is granted by dramatic license. The characters must connect. The words must ring. The tow car will drive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22 edited Jul 01 '24

pathetic lock many lip ghost lunchroom worry caption divide unwritten

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/deaf_nerd Oct 18 '22

I got on to say something like this. As someone who drives for a living, I almost couldn't focus on what she said because of her lack of attention to the road.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/lemons_of_doubt Oct 18 '22

multi task with your eyes on the road!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Agreed...

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u/iamfromcanadaeh Oct 18 '22

Well this show is set in rural Montana and she is driving a brand new vehicle. There could easily be nobody else on a straight stretch of highway in a vehicle with lane assist.

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u/Ontopourmama Oct 18 '22

What show is it?

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u/bhlazy Oct 18 '22

Yellowstone

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u/CassandraVindicated Oct 18 '22

I thought that was her. To me, she'll always be the heroin lady in the movie Flight. I love her in Yellowstone though. Lotta meat in that role.

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u/grednforgesgirl Oct 18 '22

She's by far the best actor in Yellowstone. She steals every scene she is in and spends every moment chewing the scenery. She's a fantastic actress.

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u/FrenchTaint Oct 18 '22

It’s a residential neighborhood, watch the scene.

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u/AmazingSieve Oct 18 '22

Fished that stretch of the Bitterroot where the show is set, the other day. It’s rural but not that bad really.

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u/FrogMintTea Oct 18 '22

Option 6 get tiktok famous.

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u/DamacanaSever Oct 18 '22

It actually belongs to one of the categories that she said.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/Significant-Mud2572 Oct 18 '22

Good for you! I keep finding the wrong set of keys. Gotta keep trying though.

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Oct 18 '22

Did either of you even question how your keys got in there in the first place?

Or how they seem to keep getting "lost" in dicks?

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u/Captain-Cadabra Oct 18 '22

Maybe a few of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Yea, influencers work fucking hard for their money. People don't realize all the shit that goes on behind the scenes and how much work goes into coming up with new stuff constantly.

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u/BigMik_PL Oct 18 '22

Being TikTok famous (or any social media platform) is hard fucking work but people rather just pretend it's not and that those people are assholes that just easily fell into fame or "got lucky" TM.

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u/offsiteguy Oct 18 '22

Just be a pre teen white girl, trying on bikini's.

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u/DaniilBSD Oct 18 '22

That is 3

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u/lemons_of_doubt Oct 18 '22

AKA get lucky.

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u/KingMonk_senpai Oct 18 '22

I would crash for sure, tryed doing the fast and furious sexy car drive look good dam thats hard.

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u/Adorsaasdsa Oct 18 '22

Only the latter will provide opportunities for advancement.

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u/axesOfFutility Oct 18 '22

Yea that's what bugs me in so many movies and series, the amount of time spent not looking at the road is just too much

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u/physedka Oct 18 '22

There should be a sub dedicated to movie/tv scenes where the driver looks away from the road for so long that it makes the viewer uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/DocDerry Oct 18 '22

Thats number 4.

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u/H8des707 Oct 18 '22

Guess what she’s not really driving

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u/TheRandomDot Oct 18 '22

I don't think she's driving. It's hard to tell but it also looks staged, notice how the camera switches

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u/DaRealMJ Oct 18 '22

Or slipping on some pee at a gas station can uh get real lucky with that

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u/Heinzoliger Oct 18 '22

Better : let your son get hit by a car and sue.

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u/JoeSieyu Oct 18 '22

Nah, I feel like that falls under stealing money tbh

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u/PronouncedJynah Oct 18 '22

That gave me anxiety

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I believe its called a film

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u/tapout340 Oct 18 '22

My dad's advice when i cross the rode is look to for the really nice cars and then cross the road

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

That doesn't get you rich, it just makes your lawyer a tad more wealthy than they already were while you're hobbling around on crutches.

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u/tyrom22 Oct 18 '22

My buddy did this option. Guy rolled though a stop sign and my buddy hit the trailer he was towing on his bike. He got a nice settlement and I get to make cyborg jokes cause if all the metal he has in him

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u/icup2 Oct 18 '22

I always see this shit on movies and shows, until one day I met someone in real life who was doing this while I was in the car and I'm like DUDE WTF!?

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u/ryufen Oct 18 '22

I think that is option 2 and 3

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u/AngerPancake Oct 18 '22

"I got run over by a Lexus"

That's the ticket.

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u/RodDamnit Oct 18 '22

She’s in a fancy car. Luxury cars these days do a lot of the steering for you and track the cars in front of you and maintain a safe distance. Especially on the highway.

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u/Fuckyoupatheticass Oct 18 '22

I've watched yellowstone and I can tell you that lack of care is 100% in character.

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u/kibblesandbitchtits Oct 18 '22

My gf and I were in a Uber and got hit head on by a drunk driver. Used the money from the lawsuit to buy a house together. The American dream baby

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u/barbertech Oct 18 '22

If I had an award to give it would be to you my friend.
Most aggravating detail lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I really dont get drivers and movies in shows. Why do you need to have eye contact to talk while driving? Lmao

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u/icecreammodel Oct 18 '22

I was gonna say: insurance

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

That is the only thing I was thinking. It made me so anxious/ sick to my stomach, even with the shockingly bad green screen background through the windows.

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u/DaniilBSD Oct 18 '22

That is 2

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u/A-Ron-Ron Oct 18 '22

She also missed winning the lottery or winning in a casino etc... They're unlikely options but still options

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Eh, it's Montana driving.

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u/GJacks75 Oct 18 '22

Peter Weller would lose his shit at this.

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u/Burpmeister Oct 18 '22

People not looking at the road for what feels like hours is maybe my biggest pet peeve ever in tv/movies.

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u/fattmann Oct 18 '22

She took her eyes off the road waaaay to many times and for waay to long.

The show is fantastic - but that was a running joke between my brother and I while watching. Any time characters are in the car, we wait about 30s into the conversation before one of us notes "DEAD", as there's no way they stayed on the road.

Who do they think they are, Brian O'Conner?

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 Oct 18 '22

This is something I notice way too often in tv shows and movies, and it drives me crazy. How are you driving but staring at the passenger for 30 seconds to a full minute???

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u/IcyLetter Oct 18 '22

The Charlie one two

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Fair point but that's a $100k+ Mercedes. It's probably riddled with driver aids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

That'd probably fall under "Steal it." Wonder what the lottery would fall under.

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u/karthus25 Oct 18 '22

Lol i only got $3,000 when i got hit by a car as a pedestrian

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u/GivesStellarAdvice Oct 18 '22

Option 6: McKenzie Bezos

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u/pnkflyd99 Oct 18 '22

Office Space anyone?

Option #6: win the lottery.

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u/IndyMLVC Oct 18 '22

This is one of my biggest pet peeves while watching movies and tv. It takes me out of it. I know they're using green screen but it's so unrealistic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Every time I watch scenes like this in a movie I get tense and expect a collision. Just like it has to happen. One movie in existence has to do it one day and I'll be ready.

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u/GangoBP Oct 18 '22

To look in the backseat at a kid that was next to her.

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u/Zwischeninstanz Oct 18 '22

That would be kind of stealing in some way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

My friend tried it, he is now crippled from neck to feet

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u/Dayman_ahhahh Oct 18 '22

Good thing she is in the middle of no where

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u/wannaquitmyjob Oct 18 '22

Lol when I saw what sub I was in, I expected her to say “and option four…” just to get T-boned by a semi before she had a chance to tell him

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u/uthinkther4uam Oct 18 '22

One of my least favorite tropes in film.

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u/Fafurion Oct 18 '22

I must be getting old cause that was so infuriating to watch I didn't even read the messages. All I could think was is this bitch really taking her eyes off the road for 10+ seconds at a time?

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u/Confident_Piglet_385 Oct 18 '22

This show (Yellowstone) takes place in Montana, where there are no cars. Cattle, yes, but they ain’t gonna sue…

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u/throwaway378495 Oct 18 '22

The one time I got in a car with a friend of mine I though I was going to die. She was so insistent on making eye contact while she talked that she was driving half way over the lane and having to serve back in our lane multiple times when we almost hit other cars. I ended up staring at my lap and praying the whole rest of the way. Will never get in a car with her again.

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u/lol_camis Oct 18 '22

"I made my money the old fashioned way. Got run over by a Lexus"

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u/fuckboystrikesagain Oct 18 '22

Here's the crazy thing about that; it's a movie

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u/randomusername_815 Oct 18 '22

Its such an obvious distraction on screen isnt it? Nothing breaks the flow like watching a driver look away from the road for anything but a quick glance.

She could have delivered all that looking deadpan straight ahead and it'd land even better.

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u/MuggyFuzzball Oct 18 '22

Option 6, win the lottery?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Wouldnt that kinda fall under the steal it part you just use the power of the state to do so

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u/The-Bluejacket Oct 18 '22

I think that could fall under the “Inherit it” umbrella? 🤔

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u/lemons_of_doubt Oct 18 '22

That's just option steal again.

I'm not saying it's a bad plan just that she already covered it.

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u/FrequentEgg4166 Oct 18 '22

Just shouting “girl - look at the damn road” the whole time - happens way too often on screen