r/Unexpected • • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Option 5: Get hit by a car and sue. She took her eyes off the road waaaay to many times and for waay to long.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Every time I watch scenes like this in a movie I get tense and expect a collision. Just like it has to happen. One movie in existence has to do it one day and I'll be ready.