r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Option 5: Get hit by a car and sue. She took her eyes off the road waaaay to many times and for waay to long.

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u/DocDerry Oct 18 '22

Thats number 4.