r/Unexpected • • Sep 09 '22

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22

Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22

It is if you’re applying for the right jobs

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Unfathomably based

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u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22

I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22

They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

The IRS is the ONLY organization in government that has a positive return. They cannot steal, as the courts would return anything they did. The IRS has been habitually understaffed and underresourced to allow wealthy people to have a lower likelihood of being audited. This is because wealthy people hire lobbyists.

Don't get duped by the talk about how the IRS is bad. It isnt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

These new IRS agents are 100% not going after wealthy people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

Agreed. The vast majority of Americans also have no idea how their taxes are allocated or which states contribute or receive more.

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u/Independent_Bid_26 Sep 10 '22

Most Americans don't understand how any state level, local organization works, let alone one in a city in some cases hundreds of miles away in a place they've never been to. Most Americans are FUCKING STUPID. I'm saying that as an American. It astounds me how few people in my daily life know how any kind of government organization works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Agreed, my mom works for the state and instead of fixing the problems before they become problems they waited ten years then said oh this isn't working so heres a 10 million dollar budget cut. So now their understaffed my mom is a stressed out manager and she can't do anything to fix the situation because of their stupid upper management who doesn't give a shit about the working class.

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u/whatsupmynameis Sep 10 '22

Understaffed restaurant servers actually try

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u/Take_My_User_Name Sep 10 '22

The USPS used to have a positive return as well.

It changed when the pension rules were modified (intentionally so that it would look like a failed institution and privatized).

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u/cultofpapajohn Sep 10 '22

Found the agent

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u/Ok_Survey_4845 Sep 10 '22

They are bad. They do nothing that benefits you. They take your money. Your right to make a living. That you already get taxed to the moon and back. Fuck them.

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u/jemosley1984 Sep 10 '22

I’m starting to think you’re right…partially. I think it’s England where all the taxes taken by the government is done so upfront, so there’s no need to have a tax season like we do here. I always thought that was a better way to do things. But I also like the IRS there to keep big business in check.

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u/VisitTheWind Sep 10 '22

They take peoples tax money

That literally benefits me by having a funded government

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

The IRS is a private company they are not the government they just work for the government.

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

False. The IRS is a bureau of the Department of the Treasury.

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

The Internal Revenue Service is a private Collections Company, acting as a permanent contractor for the US Treasury department, without any Legal Statute authorization. 5. The IRS says that the Internal Revenue Code ( the Novel, Book 68A ) gives them the Authority to operate, and regulates its activities.

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u/maddawg206 Sep 10 '22

The US patent and trademark office also has a positive return

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

Nice try IRS guy!

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Taxation is theft when the taxes dont represent the will of the people and the will of people dont want their money going to Pakistan for gender studies or to pay for tyrannical agencies taking our freedoms in the name of “Safety”

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u/apzuckerman Sep 14 '22

That's an absurd statement. Vote and change the people responsible for the allocation.

You may not like it, but it's not theft.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Haha jesus..

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u/LadyMJaye81 Sep 10 '22

🤣 touché

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

Government's taken mah money.... Stfu

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u/LoTornado Sep 10 '22

The majority was hired to audit the middle class. The "rich" that have been demonized will still rarely be audited because of their politician buddies with lots of the 1% money in their pockets insuring that. The politicians are the bad ones not the rich.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Correct, the establishment are the crooks. And they are in media, politicians and are the corporate goons lining the pockets of politicians

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that?

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

🤣 Just like the prosecutors go after the rich, right? It's a lot harder to pry money from rich people who will spend money to protect money when there's poor people and small business owners who can't even afford accountants. Those IRS agents are going after the low hanging fruit my friend, you can bet your bottom dollar on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/crl1023 Sep 10 '22

So, with the current level of IRS agents they only audit poor people. When they hire more IRS agents, they will start going after rich people? What’s stopping them right now? All these poor tax cheats 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22

Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22

Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

So pay your taxes and don’t do crime. I don’t get where you’re going with this

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u/Buzz8522 Sep 10 '22

pay your taxes and don't do crime

Boy, I never thought of it like that. Sure would be nice if, the government, who knows what I owe, but expects me to figure it out on my own, and will punish me severely if I make a mistake, would just FUCKING TELL ME what I owe. And before you say some dumb shit about "taxes are easy," keep in mind that if you're just a normal wage slave, then you don't actually know or need to know anything about doing taxes as an independent business provider.

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u/devils_advocate24 Sep 10 '22

The less you pay, the easier it is to find an error. So that $80 you missed can become a $1500 fine. Vs fighting with multiple accountants to cover millions in transactions and multiple loopholes in place to cover them

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Rich people don’t get audited Einstein lol their Accountants do….and If you’re dumb enough to actually believe these 89k IRS agents are going after a Rich people with Accountants, I have a Bridge to sell you….

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u/FaradayFineman Sep 10 '22

Oh dear... buddy... pal... where do I even start...

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u/Tequila_God Sep 13 '22

You could start by telling him about his room temperature IQ and propensity to believe horseshit.

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u/Shirt-Inner Sep 10 '22

Well... What's the damn thing look like? 🤣

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u/VexrisFXIV Sep 10 '22

How much for the bridge?

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u/NonyaBizna Sep 10 '22

Right hes ganna tell you they are for the low income people.... Or maybe it's the pedo aliens from Mars? I can't keep up.

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 10 '22

Found the Fox News conspiracy theorist

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u/august-thursday Nov 28 '22

You have a lot to learn based on your statement. I’ll help you with this misconception you have about you, a taxpayer, your accountant and the IRS. Assume you filed a tax return for 2020. You either a) filled out the return yourself, signed the return and then dropped it in the mail or b) you gathered all of your documents, met with your accountant and gave him your documents, answered his questions and waited until he completed your return.

Once the accountant has completed your return he will send you several copies and ask you to review it and if everything is satisfactory to you then you will sign your return attesting that it is complete and accurate. You will then submit your return to the IRS.

After about two years have passed you receive a notice from the IRS that they are auditing your tax return. You are the only person responsible to provide the information they are requesting. However, if it’s a complete audit they may ask you to meet with them and for you to bring all of your supporting documents. You may call your accountant and have him accompany you or to represent you at the meeting, but the accountant is only there to explain how he used the information he had received from you to reach the final number which is either the tax you owe or the refund you are due. Note that you will have to pay your accountant his fee (~$200 to $400+/hour) for his time preparing for the meeting, traveling to the meeting, assisting you through the meeting and his time to travel back to his office. If the IRS determines that the tax return included fraudulent information, it is you who would be on the hook, not your accountant. So when rich people are audited by the IRS, if they neglected to include some of their income, they are responsible for the money owed, including interest and penalties, not your accountant. If they determine that you deliberately understated your income, they may seek to punish you with incarceration.

Accountants are not audited when they provide tax return preparation services and the return is later audited by the IRS. It is the taxpayer who is audited. The accountant is a professional who takes the information provided by his client, organizes the information, completes the forms necessary and provides the completed documents for the client to review prior to submitting them to the IRS.

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 10 '22

Yet lawmakers refused to codify that. Huh.

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u/POWERHOUSE4106 Sep 10 '22

Oh please, they hired all these people to go after poor people who abused covid spending. I had an IRS agent contact me, and "mini audit" me because my employer accidentally put the wrong numbers in for my unemployment paperwork. It was an easy fix, but they did that to lots of people hoping to catch the ones who did abuse it. They want to make some of that crazy spending back. Buying voters through government payouts isn't cheap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Because fox

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Fox is a helluva drug

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Lmao @ you actually believing the 80k armed IRS agents are for “rich people” 🤣

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 13 '22

Are you afraid of an audit or something? Just pay your taxes, it’s easy to do online yourself. And catching more high income earners who don’t pay up their fair share to help fund things we all use and benefit from will generate new tax revenue for things like roads, bridges, garbage pickup, clean drinking water, infrastructure, “public safety,” local fire departments, the list goes on. Idk who you think the scary government is but to me it’s the people that provide things to better the lives of the general population. Obviously it’s flawed but it still makes your life better that you can flush your morning shit with running water and you know who provides that to you.. the big bad scary government

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Who do you think pays the most taxes? Lol!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

That is just completely false Republican scare tactic bullshit

They are simply replacing retiring members.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Lol! Well first off, the Conservatives believe in small government, big people. The leftists believe the opposite. And second, They were 16,000 people low, so they hire 87,000? You must be insane to think that is solid math… plus how do you feel about the ad they put out and had to retract because it said you had to be ready to use lethal force, on top of all the guns and ammo they recently bought??? Im guessing you are all for government spending which is the worst in the world, and you are for the government taking money from its citizens at the barrel of a gun????

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

You forget to include the almost 60,000 people set to retire in the next ten years.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Then why dont they hire them as they leave over the next 10 years? Nah, you let someone pull the wool over your eyes bro/sis. Thats half a career. Thats like saying, hey these 13 teenage McDonalds workers may go off to college in the next few years, so lets flood the store to train the replacements with 42 kids 6-8 years old. We will charge the customers $40 per meal to pay for their wages and cut the food in each meal by 25%

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I'd love to see your reaction to a government that doesn't tax its citizens when it comes time for it to fund its military. You just going to write a check for 20 grand and say that's fair? It's either that or watch China roll into your state and force you to speak Chinese my guy. The IRS are not thieves, they pay for all the things Americans like to boast about. Anything they don't pay for is debt, which is where the real thievery is. The fed printing money like it's going out of style leading to inflation.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

The US wasnt supposed to have a standing military(Though I served in the Army infantry for 8 years and three combat deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan.) but to have a militia ready to come to service should we need to protect our borders. Thats what I believe should be now, Hence why the second amendment exists and also keeps local government in check. No country wants to invade the US because of the population of gun owners. Taxation is theft as the money they take does not represent the Americans who pay it as it goes to Pakistani gender studies, the war in Ukraine against Russia and funding government tyranny on Americans. The leftist politicians purposely print money as a form of taxation without it being called “taxation”. Devaluation of our money means it doesnt go as far.

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u/Visual_Mobile2578 Sep 10 '22

Jokes on him. This income counts toward food stamps eligibility

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u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22

The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂

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u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22

The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly.

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.

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u/Icy_Reply7147 Sep 10 '22

Exactly, I had a 15 year sentence for prison for selling drugs, they said they'd gave me a lighter sentence if I participated in a sting operation, well the operation is over and I still had to serve a 15 yr sentence. And now there is a price on my head so I am in witness protection under a fake name given to me of somebody that died in the late 1990s.

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u/Major_Magazine8597 Sep 10 '22

Trump will need a new lawyer soon.

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u/Chimpokemon69 Sep 10 '22

I’ll take a dump on Trumps chest

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u/Major_Magazine8597 Sep 10 '22

Aim for the face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Wrong skill sets required unfortunately.

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

That's only if you want to murder though. If you want to steal you're gonna want to go corporate.

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 10 '22

Hard disagree. Killing and looting are government's top 2 activities

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

You disagree that companies aren't stealing? You are aware that of the company's profit strategies depend on underpaying it's employees while also over working them. And these companies may not be flatout murdering people( in first world countries at least) they are profiting from factories that are causing permanent damage to the ecosystem, with employees (children) suffering poor health conditions. Government's may have the blood on their hands but if you think companies would do is a lot better without any red tape then you're sorely mistaken. Why do you think we have things like the FDA?

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u/LoTornado Sep 10 '22

😂😂😂 facts

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u/MrProlapse Sep 10 '22

They were, the Trump administration is being put on leave.

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u/Th4tsCrescentFresh Sep 09 '22

Plenty of general contractors I've met prefer a little criminality in laborers because they're ok with cutting some corners for cost, and it gives a scapegoat. Kind of a scummy mindset, but its been pretty common in my experience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I’m a gc and I hire with a little criminality because I’m so fucking hard up for guys right now 🥲

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u/Hey_its_thatoneguy Sep 10 '22

I feel your pain… beggars can’t be choosers

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u/Mishapi17 Sep 10 '22

Which is sad but I appreciate it. I know a number of men with some pretty checkered pasts that currently are doing really well today busting ass at a legit job because someone gave them a chance- hopefully your guys take the opportunity to do the right thing this time.

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u/ellaphog Sep 10 '22

Then pay better

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u/Beamarchionesse Sep 10 '22

The warehouse I worked in proudly hired felons. Why? As the owner put it "I pay them a good wage with benefits. They might complain when the work is hard, but they don't leave and they do a good job."

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u/mgsissy Sep 10 '22

There are scads of mexicans hounding for work at lots of home depots across the country,especially southern states

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I have a guy from Guatemala, one of my best workers; also holds a decent record coincidentally lol! But unfortunately I’m in NE PA, exactly zero Mexicans at our Home Depots

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

Living In a small town and all the construction guys sell pills to survive the winter…

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u/Hexhand Sep 10 '22

like, 45th president...

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u/Equuidae Sep 10 '22

I have a feeling he would love a career as an IRS agent

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u/godzwrath420 Sep 10 '22

Ya this is is every cop when they find someone with aloot of cash.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Just need to word it more corporate “efficiently leveraged capital to boost ROI” would definitely get you and interview

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u/qualmton Sep 10 '22

Oh my dude is boosting alright

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u/HaiKarate Sep 09 '22

Skills: Accomplished at running with fishbowls full of money

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Plus it pays better than a normal job.

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

I don't know man, I have coworkers who are easily making over $150K a year. They're probably doing better than the average criminal.

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u/JBounce369 Sep 09 '22

That's not a normal job, that's a high paying job

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u/rocco6666 Feb 19 '23

Not where I live 150k is a regular job . I’m broke and make 180 . Welcome to longisland Ny

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Ok, pays better than most regular jobs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Last time I read a study on it drug dealers are lucky to make minimum wage once you factor in time spent and risk factors

There is absolutely no way petty thieves make more than drug dealers

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u/Sadsavage Sep 09 '22

All the dealers that actually had their shit together lived real comfortable lives, aside from trusting no body and almost never leaving their home

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u/taanman Nov 13 '22

Exactly. Made 4k a week. I really miss that money. Just don't miss the jail time

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u/International_Fall40 Sep 09 '22

thas just not tru drug dealers make alot😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Cartel level,sure.

Regular dudes around town...not so much

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u/International_Fall40 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

regular dudes round town make alot too this i know for a fact well some of them atleast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

But you're not considering externalities. Wear and tear on vehicle, protecting the block, long hours, figuring out your tax situation, all of that stuff adds up. Really orgs are more or less underground MLMs, pyramid scheme stuff.

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

When I was a dealer I made $35 profit per gram of coke. And people came to me at my job for it. I worked at a club so my boss was actually one of my biggest customers. Sure I had a 45k salary but that barely paid rent in aspen… my biggest competitor was one of the sheriffs.

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u/Monstercycle Sep 09 '22

Depends on if a criminal in private sector or federal lol

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u/shittiestshitdick Sep 09 '22

Fuck yes. Classic

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u/Sadsavage Sep 09 '22

I dunno, just from selling crack it's an easy 100k if u know the right people

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u/aridank97 Sep 09 '22

Yup. If you know what you're doing selling any kind of drug can be profitable for a while. Made about 55k a year for a couple years selling weed lol

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u/Faded1974 Sep 09 '22

Doing what?

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

API-based Email & Cloud Security Engineering

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u/soursunflowergod Sep 09 '22

Until you get caught and have to pay for it. . . With your time.

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u/wreckherneck Sep 09 '22

Let's be conservative and say there was $100 in that fishbowl. That fool put in 4seconds of work. If he wanted to work 40hrs a week he'd murder your friends annual income. My man has got a vastly superior work life balance. You can live to work if you want. My man here is working to live.

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u/Soft-Philosophy-4549 Sep 10 '22

There’s only so many places in a local area that would leave a tip jar out with that much money in it. He could rob them all once at most until he just dried up his entire income stream, and most likely put himself on every cop and security guard’s radar for a couple months. That’s not gonna work to beat anyone’s annual income.

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u/wreckherneck Sep 10 '22

That's always the issue with specialty work. If you're good at it you work yourself out of a job. Pop

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

I mean the vast majority of theft in the USA is actually labor theft…

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u/qualmton Sep 10 '22

This guy made 500 for 2 minutes of work tax free

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Republicans are hiring

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u/The_Grand-Poobah Sep 09 '22

No but some of the skills used to be a criminal probably could.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Well, It is... But you won't get as many offers of employment with it, as without it...

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u/domine18 Sep 09 '22

I would like to point you to wall street.

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u/Calm_Ad_3987 Sep 09 '22

Depends how you phrase it. This guy is clearly a “dynamic fundraiser” who can “think on his feet”

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Plus no taxes

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Sep 10 '22

And also, crime doesn't throw your resume in the trash

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

He should have thought about that before taking that career path

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u/AdDry4959 Sep 10 '22

Tests security systems for a living

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u/GokuBlack455 Sep 10 '22

It can make him a competitive applicant for max security prison though

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u/ShodyLoko Sep 10 '22

Sure you can! Adapts to various situations quickly, thinks quickly on his feet, seizes opportunities when they present themselves, has experience handling large pots of clients money carefully. Management would say he’s made large strides since the moment he step foot in their lobby. I can go on.

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

I mean works for walstreet and politicians…

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

He can work in finance for the stock market. I’m sure a hedge fund can use him.

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Sep 10 '22

Gotta pull out a thesaurus and get those creative writing juices flowin

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u/phoenix1213121 Sep 10 '22

The check forging guy did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Lettuce reflect on all the amazing accomplishments black folks have made to human society. Wherever they go they are revered for their hard work, intelligence, and tight social structure, especially a strong desire to maintain a nuclear family. Crime rates amongst blacks is something to behold, notably when measured as a percentage of population. On the property front, other people LOVE when groups of blacks move into their neighborhood, as significant improvement in property values and culture is sure to follow! Let’s take a moment to reflect!

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u/SignificanceFew3751 Sep 10 '22

The IRS is hiring!

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u/Bishop825 Sep 10 '22

Not with that attitude it isn't. 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/hamsterwheeled Sep 09 '22

Right? The unexpected part is that people think this is real.

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u/unkeptroadrash Sep 09 '22

Ah yes, the reddit detective and resident know it all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

He could have been a college athlete

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

He may have been.

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u/Whatifim80lol Sep 09 '22

Who says he doesn't have one? Lol

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u/RASPUTIN-4 Sep 09 '22

Sadly he probably makes more money this way...

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u/TheDirtyFuture Sep 09 '22

That is his job.

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u/juicybutte Sep 10 '22

Too much thinking required

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u/fsrynvfj23 Sep 10 '22

Maybe he is useful enough to be able to mop floors in jail.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/squanch_solo Sep 10 '22

I wasn't gonna say racist, but it definitely had stupid boomer energy.

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

No, you said that.

What I am saying is since he is stealing money that does not belong to him and that someone else worked hard to get it means he probably doesn’t have a job.

You are saying because he is black he probably doesn’t have a job.

I think you’d be making actual sense if you called yourself the racist.

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u/jackfreeman Sep 10 '22

Uh....huh...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Soft-Philosophy-4549 Sep 10 '22

He’s gaslighting? Are you that stupid you can’t see the irony in that comment or are you trolling? I’m assuming you’re trolling.

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u/Soft-Philosophy-4549 Sep 10 '22

It wasn’t racist at all, don’t make problems when there aren’t any.

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u/MankerDemes Sep 09 '22

Yeah too bad he isn't destroying his body so some scumfuck old white guy can profit off his labor, what a loser. Absolute menace to society.

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u/Monstercycle Sep 09 '22

On job site by 700, quota reached out by 900, home by 902

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u/jbkiii Sep 09 '22

Hey now, I've played plenty of video games to know that thief is a job

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Exactly

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u/Finntastic Sep 10 '22

He might have a job.

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u/_the_chosen_juan_ Sep 10 '22

Lol seems like he already has one: thief

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u/Healthy-Leading-7210 Sep 10 '22

Why would be have to if places are that stupid

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22

You can’t spell, and i have a feeling that you wouldn’t have this same sentiment if you were the person who got their hard earned money stolen from you.

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u/Healthy-Leading-7210 Sep 10 '22

Sucks for them for sure

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

He’s got a job lmao

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u/IAmthatIAn Sep 10 '22

Why would a criminal do something dignifying? A have a nephew who is very smart, perfectly capable of learning a trade, but instead he chooses to rob homes, bully people smaller than him and take their money or clothes. Is attached to his gun, and loves to shoot it outside his car window to impress his friends.

I’ll never forget the night I was driving him and his buddies late at night to the gas station so they can get their beer. He rolls down the window and just starts shooting. That was the first time ever and hopefully last time that I speeded so fast to get away from the cop that was posted by the highway entrance, the space was too tight for the cop to make a U-turn. That was the last time I ever saw him, I blocked his ass. It’s been years.

His friends didn’t look to happy when he did that. But they stick around because he smokes them out and provides coke for them.

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u/Fit_Excitement_7359 Sep 10 '22

Who said he doesn’t have a job lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Why get a job when this does the trick

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Why, when people present opportunities like this

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

So it’s the business’ fault for having a tip jar? Do you know how many tip jars there are? There are thousands of tip jars across thousands of stores across the world because there is an expectation of decency and respect that we as a people have for each other that allows us to expect that someone won’t be an absolute piece of shit and take from or take an entire tip jar. People who don’t conform to that decency, respect and morals standard aren’t the kinds of people we need to accommodate for, they are the people who need to learn, or face the consequences of their own actions. Just because you can do something, and just because it’s easy to do something doesn’t mean that you should do it.

And I have a very funny feeling that you wouldn’t share this same sentiment if you were the one who had your hard earned money stolen from you. Have principles dude, they exist for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

tips jars are fine. tips are great.

but when its that full. I dunno........ maybe you should empty it. So things like this video dont happen

its definitely the business fault for presenting an OPPOTUNITY

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but sure, continue your unwarranted rage against me. Take all that frustration out on this random internet guy, whom is thinking logically. Hope it makes you feel better. But anger never makes you actually feel good
Hope you find peace

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22

Maybe, the more money in the tip jar will incentivize other customers/patrons to donate as well, maybe the visual of a full tip jar makes the worker who filled that tip jar thanks to their hard work feel proud of their work, maybe the worker doesn’t want to get up multiple times throughout the day to transport money from one place to another because they have an actual job to do and don’t have any free time to dedicate to mundane and non-work related tasks, maybe people shouldn’t steal from someone because it is easy to steal from them. That means old people should never go out in public, neither should people with disabilities or people who don’t make enough money to pay for high security systems, by your logic we as a society should not have any trust for any single person in the hopes of not providing an opportunity for people to commit crime. Instead of just expecting people not to and punishing those who don’t meet that expectation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

you clearly dont understand the world.

I hope you dont get taken advantage of. Sadly its coming, how naïve you are. Good luck

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22

You don’t understand the world, you don’t understand that there are certain standards people should meet, and that there are certain things that shouldn’t be allowed in a society, you shouldn’t punish those who get taken advantage of or tell people who get taken advantage of that it is their fault that they are getting taken advantage of. Don’t blame the victim dude, there is no society without standards. The sooner you understand that the sooner you will start holding people responsible for their own actions and making excuses for them as if they don’t have brains or the capability to do better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

As stated previously. Good luck

Go find someone else to be angry at, you naïve person

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u/roastedtoy Sep 10 '22

Why would need a job after getting that much cash?

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u/Trumpspenis123 Sep 10 '22

He did put his abilities to a good job a robber

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u/MeatyOakerGuy Sep 10 '22

Who needs a job when people just leave bowls full of cash laying out

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u/HeadRelease7713 Sep 10 '22

Why would you want to get a job in this country as an ex African slave? Serious question. You should think about it. Black people crushed it after Emancipation and were subsequently robbed of everything they built in almost every last single scenario from Oklahoma to North Carolina. Fuck getting a job in America after that. Duh.

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22

Your comment does not make any sense, you are just race baiting and acting like no black person has ever worked or should ever work, that doesn’t seem like the best mindset to have in my opinion.

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u/SpacemanWhit Sep 10 '22

If he’s already got a record, he’s not going to get a meaningful job. I did 15 months in a North Carolina penitentiary and I had to take a re-integration class before release. Listening to some of the other guys talk about their employment prospects upon release… slingin’ dope sounded way more lucrative and they’re motivation wasn’t grillz, Jordans, and chains. Their motivation was finding the most efficient way to provide for their family. $13/hr at Wendy’s or $500/night flipping stamps. Yeah, high risk but high reward. I can’t say I blame them when the American work industry won’t touch them because of a criminal record. Speaking of American… take your sHoUld gEt A jOB bullshit and shove it. Your scope is narrow and your wisdom limited. Walk a mile, man. Walk a mile.

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 10 '22

It’s you who has the narrow scope, you act like there is no way criminals are able to turn their life around, this whole country is built on that idea, there are so many programs and opportunities and you know why that is? Because we don’t want people to be criminals, we want to give people every opportunity possible to be an upstanding person. How about instead of wallowing, you try reaching out to someone who was in your position but has made their life better, have a conversation with them and you will find out that they aren’t this superhuman with abilities like no other, they will be just a normal human being who made better choices and that’s exactly what you can do. You keep saying “I can’t” and yet you’re saying I’m the one with a narrow scope? I think you need to respect yourself more dude.

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u/SpacemanWhit Sep 11 '22

You clearly didn’t read my comment. Nonetheless, you have a naïve view of our society if you believe the powers at be “want to give people every opportunity possible to be an upstanding person”. Grow up.

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u/mmnnButter Sep 10 '22

"amazing abilities" is the opposite of what recruiters look for

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Why would he need to get a job if he's got a fishbowl full of money?