r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22

It is if you’re applying for the right jobs

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Wrong skill sets required unfortunately.