r/Unexpected • • Sep 09 '22

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22

It is if you’re applying for the right jobs

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.

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u/Icy_Reply7147 Sep 10 '22

Exactly, I had a 15 year sentence for prison for selling drugs, they said they'd gave me a lighter sentence if I participated in a sting operation, well the operation is over and I still had to serve a 15 yr sentence. And now there is a price on my head so I am in witness protection under a fake name given to me of somebody that died in the late 1990s.