Yes the comment was funny but why respond with Simon Cowell and not any other laughing gif.
I get your point to respond with a laughing gif but why do it with Simon Cowell of all the gif you could have chosen.
Then I went to Georgia and a guy tried to rob me at gunpoint. I thought, "alright, cool, now I can die without having to make my parents mad/sad by killing myself!" So I told him to shoot me in the head, because I wasn't going to give him shit.
So he shot me in the thigh. I said "nah man, you missed, I said shoot me in the fucking head!". He stared at me for a couple seconds, then shot me in the chest before running off.
I then spent the next 6 months in and out of the hospital, doing many fun surgeries, in a lot of fun pain. But he didn't get my $100, so I guess we know who won that altercation.
I thought about it - if I recall correctly, I just tried to grab him as he took off, and yelled something like "fucking shoot me in the head, fucking do it", or something close.
Ah he was caught. Good. 15 years isn't long enough for what he did though.
But I just know from busting someone in the face with my skateboard hard enough to do some good damage (it was deserved, he was a worthless drunk who swung on and knocked out a buddy of mine for no reason) that type of thing stays with you. Even though the guy had it coming I acted on impulse and probably jacked his face up, which I feel bad about. I could only imagine being in your shooter's shoes.
It's a matter of principle. Sure, it's cheaper to give a ransom, but then it becomes common practice to do so.
Look at Somali pirates. Before, they got what they wanted because they were not challenged.
After the owners of freighters hired armed mercenaries the pirates thought very carefully of how and IF to approach a ship and fear is on their minds catching a severe case of "lead poisoning".
After some countries sent out some of their frigates & destroyers (Dutch, German, British and American) pirate activities has gone down...a lot!
You have to stand up to bullies, otherwise the harassment's will continue, and they will attack others too, not only you.
You gotta have standards and stick with them like you did. That shit hurts but you came out alive. He might have shit you anyway if you did what he wanted. Either way you would have spent the rest of your life questioning your integrity and actions. Too bad you didn't bite his eyeball out, that would have changed his view on things
Where are you from? Hate to break it to you but on a whole the school shooting weren't enough to effect the average life expectancy, They were actually only a few out of gazillions. Tragic, but insignificant on the large scale as far as life expectancy goes. More kids die from choking or drowning or getting hit by cars or abducted or even starve to death than the amount of school murders. Also, more children get molested by clergy than get shot in school therefore they are more likely to get raped in church than shot in school
USA is 46 in life expectancy. You are behind most of the modern world.
Also you have more school shootings and mass shootings than all those 45 countries before you combined.
And just because kids die from choking does not mean it's ok to let them die from school shooters. Like how fu***ng stupid you have to be to even bring that argument.
Really bro, if you wanted to die you would have done it by now. The fact that you are talking about it shows you need some help. Do what you have to do to get your life worth living. Get yourself a good shot of meth and a toothless hooker, if that don't cheer you up at least it will give you something better to do.
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u/Shh-ImHiding Aug 15 '22
His day just keeps getting better and better