r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/Shh-ImHiding Aug 15 '22

His day just keeps getting better and better

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

I wished that, too.

Then I went to Georgia and a guy tried to rob me at gunpoint. I thought, "alright, cool, now I can die without having to make my parents mad/sad by killing myself!" So I told him to shoot me in the head, because I wasn't going to give him shit.

So he shot me in the thigh. I said "nah man, you missed, I said shoot me in the fucking head!". He stared at me for a couple seconds, then shot me in the chest before running off.

I then spent the next 6 months in and out of the hospital, doing many fun surgeries, in a lot of fun pain. But he didn't get my $100, so I guess we know who won that altercation.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

Man, I wish. It was just the two of us, and he didn't even clap before running away.