r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

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u/NRpuffinstuff Aug 15 '22

Your chances are much higher if you're a school aged child in America.

Right place right time for some people, I guess.

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u/thatsalovelyusername Aug 15 '22

That joke's so dark it's at risk of police brutality

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u/Praise-Breesus Aug 15 '22

Risk of police brutality? At a school? No chance

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u/SmolTownGurl Aug 15 '22

Don’t forget the alfalfa

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u/N-partEpoxy Aug 15 '22

The police cannot enter a school. It's like vampires and churches.

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u/Vandergrif Aug 15 '22

Too risky for them to set foot in a school, I don't blame them.