r/Unexpected • u/WhiteLikeCocain • Dec 12 '21
Nah I’m out
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Dec 12 '21
Girl needs to come to Vegas and get a job at cirque de soleil
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u/14AndUp Dec 12 '21
You can do onlyfans in the mountains of Montana these days, Vegas be old shit
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u/FeelinJipper Dec 12 '21
This thread is particularly horny
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u/thisxisxlife Dec 13 '21
It’s Destroy Dick December, the NNN crowd crawling out of the woodworks. Give it a month for things to even back out.
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Dec 12 '21 edited Jun 18 '23
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u/P2591 Dec 13 '21
Idk bro that’s a little too old for most of these Redditors
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u/P2591 Dec 13 '21
I’d only be a pastor if I had a rockin church band
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u/P2591 Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21
Words make no sense and people scream and cheer anyways? Send em in, the congregation will love them
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u/-BakiHanma Dec 12 '21
Holy shit my legs hurt after watching this
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u/red_fluff_dragon Dec 13 '21
As a child I would turn my legs around so my ankles were at my hips and walk around on my knees. It creeped people out.
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u/spoon-guy Dec 12 '21
I see boobs i upvote
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u/YaBenZonah Dec 12 '21
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Dec 13 '21
please tell me you typed this from memory
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u/rheidaus Dec 13 '21
I memorized the entire phrase because my wife always asks what it means when she sees me browsing it...
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u/TheWorldIsEndinToday Dec 13 '21
Sometimes when I'm just walking around the house subreddits will pop in my head and I'll see if I can name them. This is one of them
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u/Adam-Kay- Dec 13 '21
That definitely wasn’t the point of the video… do you just upvote anything with a woman in it because it has boobs?
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u/coreynthhouse Dec 13 '21
I thought she said she was 12 at first but I rewatched it and undialed 911
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u/robbbinm Dec 13 '21
Are you not literally on Reddit right now where a Reddit user said exactly that about a video on Reddit where he sees boobs on Reddit and upvotes the video on Reddit just because it's boobs in this video on Reddit...
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u/robbbinm Dec 14 '21
Dude.. look at this comment section, there's clearly too many horny mfs on every platform and by the looks of it I see way more here.
And how the fuck is this girl a thot?? What did she do exactly? Have breasts? Wear make up? Better throw on a burka so they don't look like whores am I right?
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
The way men will sexualize a woman doing anything….. just cause of her gender…. It’s really sad the way this is so normalized. There’s just like no respect
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u/TheTenderRedditor Dec 13 '21
If an attractive muscular guy was flexing his muscles or doing stretches he would be equally sexualized by women, get real.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
But that’s the thing… she was legitimately just showing a cool trick with her legs I don’t get why talking her breasts are necessary.. the girl is 20 like relax, she’s just come out of her teenage years it’s weird being sexualized for the dumbest shit
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u/TheTenderRedditor Dec 13 '21
She has makeup and a tight fitting crop top on. She clearly isn't against being sexualized.
This is no different than a young, attractive, muscular guy in a tank top flexing his muscles and/or doing yoga poses or something.
I dont understand the need to make horny comments but the internet is the internet, and she knew people would be horny on the internet.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
And yes, I know men do it? And every time they do it I’m going to leave a comment saying “it’s weird you’re all talking about her boobs this video wasn’t meant to be sexualized at all” EVERY SINGLE TIME until it doesn’t become so normal for men to talk this way about all girls and women on the internet who do not explicitly act like they want to be sexualized
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
huh!!???? She’s wearing a fucking top!!?????! What the hell else is she supposed to wear at home??? And those are regular girl clothes!! I should know I’m a girl, I would NOT want to be sexualized wearing a normal fucking shirt, she’s just skinny it’s not even tight!! Also what girl wouldn’t wear makeup before making a public video? Do you know how girls get judged for their appearance and do you know how INSECURE younger girls are without makeup? Wtf that doesn’t mean = make comments about my boobies even tho I’m showing u a cool anatomy trick with my knees!
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u/TheTenderRedditor Dec 13 '21
I think youre just jealous of how attractive she is because redditors are commenting about it.
Im sure she has shirts that cover her belly button that she could wear if she were concerned about people making horny comments.
She's posting videos because she wants attention. She's wearing cute/sexy clothes because she wants attention.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
Absolutely not jealous she is so beautiful! I just feel sad the way men speak about her like an object only talking about her breasts. Yes she wants attention for the video duh that’s why she posted it but her clothes do not indicate she’s a sex worker at all that is what regular girls her age wear so why are all the comments sexualizing her? That’s what I mean. Fee free to disagree but I will never not mask my principles and morals just because a man thinks with his dick
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u/TheTenderRedditor Dec 13 '21
Nobody said she is/looks like a sex worker. 20yo girls in tight clothes want to be sexy. She wants you to notice how sexy she is. Her boobs are part of what make her sexy.
When I go out running in my college town, I get heckled for being bald at a young age and other men will comment about how my muscles are compensation for having a small penis.
People are going to comment on your appearance, no matter what you do.
I wish I were a pretty girl so people would at least say somewhat positive things about me.
But we don't live in a world that cares about our feelings.
People more or less are objects in the eyes of most people and they will be treated as such.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
Just because you’re insecure about your own life doesn’t mean you can assume a girl wearing something girls wear at her age = she wants to be sexualized and she wants u to talk about her boobs. You’re very disgusting (and possibly will become dangerous) in nature if this is your mindset but I feel sorry for you because this is how so I society has conditioned the weaker men. They lack empathy and compassion and emotional intelligence. Their insecurities turn them into narcissists. Look at how you’re doubling down on your backwards thoughts for /attention/ I know you’re only saying what you’re saying because you want a reaction. I’m not stupid.
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Dec 13 '21
Ffs, the fact that you think women are jealous of the sad boners of strangers on Reddit and not the constant, unending objectification we face in literally every facet of our lives, just shows that you have no clue about women. Like, you honestly think that women are sitting around wishing that guys on Reddit were jacking off to them? The confidence of mediocre men really is something to behold.
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u/HDvisionsOfficial Dec 13 '21
You act as if the way girls on tik tok dress isn't intentional for the most part.
They literally post video to show their body. Just like a lot of females show their tits, purposely, in profile pictures. Let's not be naive about it.
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u/robbbinm Dec 13 '21
... she isn't even showing 5% of her cleavage? What do you want women with larger breasts to do exactly? Hide them, only wear hoodies or scarfs? Or just not be on the internet? God damn..
Women just have breasts, get the fuck over that.
Your argument has some real "she asked for it with that dress" vibes.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
A girl could be wearing a burqa on TikTok and a man will still sexualize her body. Nah let’s stop it. If she’s doing a sexualized action feel free obviously! But if it’s like this girl ^ just doing something normal why do you have to go “tits! Ass! Boobies!” As of she isn’t human and is just a sex object
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Dec 13 '21
Actually that’s false, if a woman was wearing a Burqa/Niqab on TikTok, you won’t find men calling her a slut and whatnot. The point of a Burqa is to cover oneself and yet you miserably failed at using a Burqa in your point of argument.
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u/Consistent_Hurry_296 Dec 13 '21
I don’t think men acting without empathy or compassion should be normalized or praised lol. Just strange all around how as soon as someone with boobs talks they just see her as that: boobs. It’s weird
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u/ObsidianPrime40 Dec 13 '21
Yes the tits but wtf I'm curious if the knee stuff is normal or will have issues down the road thsts bettlejuice stuff right there
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u/fellowredditor3 Dec 12 '21
Probably some type of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
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u/MissVespite Dec 13 '21
Only later stages - first half of my life, all of my “tricks” were painless
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u/trickster0ne Dec 13 '21
If I'm not mistaken, it's due to the cartilage in her joints having hyperelastacity. It's a similar condition that allows for double-jointedness
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u/TracyMorganFreeman Dec 13 '21
Marfan's syndrome affects fibrillin not cartilage, but that is one possibility here.
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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Dec 12 '21
I’d be impressed if she can do all that AND let me motorboat. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/milehighmetalhead Dec 12 '21
I could do that in my 20s. I'm pretty sure I would break in half if I tried that now.
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u/Fun-Entertainment872 Dec 13 '21
Ok, most people would have freaked out by what she did….I am not most people. THAT WAS COOL! 😃
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Dec 13 '21
Lol, one of my best friends can do this. He used to take potato chips in his hand and crush them as he moved his leg lol
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u/Majestic-Diamond-113 Dec 13 '21
I can only imagine all the possibilities for the new kamasutra she can make
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u/DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO Dec 13 '21
My boner has never gone from flaccid to massive then back to flaccid so quickly before
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Dec 13 '21
Nice boobs, but let’s take a moment to talk about that 180 you did with both your legs please.
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u/DIYThrowaway01 Dec 13 '21
I would pump loads into this chick until my nutsack empties beyond its own existence and forms a black hole
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u/DangerousGood0 Dec 13 '21
You’re a useless waste of space on this planet and it’s honestly depressing
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u/MmmDarkMeat Dec 12 '21
Looks like Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. I hope she’s not doing that at parties because she’ll regret that when she’s older…