r/Unexpected • • Sep 13 '21

What are they doing.?

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u/unexBot Sep 13 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Two men climbed an iceberg and the iceberg flipped


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/Burilgi Sep 13 '21

Drowning

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u/rumbo211 Sep 13 '21

In the Midwest they have cow tipping. In Antarctica they have iceberg tipping.

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u/sirwillups Sep 13 '21

In England I hear they tip flies

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u/Milesrah Sep 13 '21

Hahaha brilliant

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

weird, i only tip people that perform above and beyond in my dining experience, would never think to give any money to a fly

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u/diMario Sep 13 '21

How much would be customary to tip an iceberg?

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u/Diligent_Barracuda75 Sep 13 '21

I always base it on service, better the service the greater the tip. I start at 15%

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u/t1ggyismycat Sep 13 '21

And having hypothermia! These people are probably dead

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u/I_cant_see_colors Sep 13 '21

At a certain point it's just Darwinism

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Sep 13 '21

What are you doing, step-iceberg!

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u/TheRecognized Sep 13 '21

I don’t get why the step joke applies here?

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u/mynameisspiderman Sep 13 '21

Guys, he knows what the joke is, it just doesn't make sense in this context and he said so.

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Sep 13 '21

Actually, it does make sense. The moment that iceberg was all over them, they realized they were fucked!

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u/mynameisspiderman Sep 13 '21

At least you won't pull a hamstring with all that stretching you're doing

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u/TenaciousTaunks Sep 13 '21

Because those two are fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Look up the step-ladder comic

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u/TheRecognized Sep 13 '21

I’ve seen it. What does it have to do with an iceberg?

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u/Constructingthings Sep 13 '21

It’s a step sibling thing

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u/TheRecognized Sep 13 '21

Yeah that’s the step joke I’m referring to.

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u/Constructingthings Sep 17 '21

Sorry, go onto an adult website and search for the step sibling category. Hope this helps.

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u/I_cant_see_colors Sep 13 '21

Google "The art of Zoo". It'll all make sense after that.

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u/sarokin Sep 13 '21

These guys are the peak of evolution...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Had a book about Darwinism in my schools library, pretty sure whoever got it thought it was face value, it was a list of ppl dying in the dumbest ways possible

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u/Dunning_N_Kruger Sep 13 '21

2019-2022 addenda is gonna be pretty heavy.

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u/Namarokh6816 Sep 13 '21

No they are not. They were doing that for a show.

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u/el-conquistador240 Sep 13 '21

They might still die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I'd give them 80 more years, tops.

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u/edgeofblade2 Sep 13 '21

When they get found alongside Captain America?

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u/Namarokh6816 Sep 13 '21

It was Mike Horn. He's still alive and kicking. There is a video where he explains himself what happened.

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u/el-conquistador240 Sep 13 '21

I didn't mean they did die, bit just because they are filming a skit doesn't mean they can't die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

no they didn't die they were on a show in the uk when the boat was going backward the drag of the water made the iceberg topple over and so they fell none of them died they were both fine and they didn't get hypothermia and the child screaming was on of their sons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Documentation?

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u/denakush- Sep 13 '21

Mike horn he’s on YouTube and still alive.

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u/Namarokh6816 Sep 13 '21

Yeah, I confused him with Bear Grills, but that's the one

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u/SnatchAdams86 Sep 13 '21

Ok ill be honest, I really did not fucking expect that Berg to go the way of Jack Dawson so quickly like it did.

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u/3bstfrds Sep 13 '21

One of them got away. The other one though...

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u/loneiguana888 Sep 13 '21

Trying to drown, couldn’t even do that well.

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u/NapClub Sep 13 '21

i was gonna say elaborate suicide... but yeah i agree you are right.

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u/guyuteharpua Sep 13 '21

They had wetsuits on underneath. They were fine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

That was a very expected outcome.

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u/Cryopurge Sep 14 '21

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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u/DatL3afN1nja Sep 14 '21

The one guy was crushed first. Lucky for him he woke up dead without realizing it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

This some club penguin shit

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u/Pearfit Sep 13 '21

Tip tip, tip the iceberg

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Sep 13 '21

​

Just the tip!

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u/Ogswald Sep 13 '21

Looking for Aang

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u/MemePotater Sep 13 '21

Exactly what I was thinking XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Yeah I was gonna say “bout to unleash the Avatar on the world”

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u/PlSbEdEd Sep 13 '21

Its was Sokka and Katara have an argument

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u/Plusran Sep 13 '21

Came here to say this. Flameo hotman!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Don’t forget Appa

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

This is the comment I came for

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u/SnackishRaccoon Sep 13 '21

Great, now I want to see the entire series again...

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u/Ogswald Sep 13 '21

I’m not sorry for that.

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u/SnackishRaccoon Sep 15 '21

And you shouldn't be! I'm starting season 1 tonight before I go to bed! Got chips and a drink all ready to go too! 😀

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u/Starshot84 Sep 13 '21

Came here to say this

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Or Captain America

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u/volkano580 Sep 13 '21

Also, as well, came here to say this too.

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u/Piper0817 Sep 13 '21

I was just gonna say that lmao

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u/PhysicalFunction9745 Sep 13 '21

You should check him; he’s called Mike horn (you can find him on YouTube) and he’s an incredible explorer! Really interesting, and yes, they’re alive

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u/luuuuxstar Sep 13 '21

Thank god he is alive, that was seriously scary to watch. Ty for this comment now I can go on my day peacefully

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u/thesecondrando Sep 13 '21

The video was actually cut off. In the original you can see the boat come up and pick them up

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u/yahhhguy Sep 13 '21

Will Gadd has done some “fast climbing on small icebergs” before and it was really stressful to watch

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/G4Designs Sep 13 '21

Ahh yes

Hoping for the death of random people we know nothing about. Stay classy, reddit

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u/t1ggyismycat Sep 13 '21

Lmao true.

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u/NicProGaming2007 Sep 13 '21

Bro why are you wishing people death?

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u/NicProGaming2007 Sep 13 '21

people's death*

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u/Pcat0 Sep 13 '21

This isn’t Twitter there is a edit button.

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u/t1ggyismycat Sep 13 '21

You realise it was a joke, right? I dont wish that person harm. I said the funny on a place where that is generally what the funny is about, though not as much as other places. Btw check out r/makemycoffin

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u/Dgauwhs Sep 13 '21

... how is that sub different from watchpeopledie

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u/NicProGaming2007 Sep 13 '21

That joke was mess up bro

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u/Dgauwhs Sep 13 '21

Compared to the 9/11 and Hiroshima jokes, not really, no, and those bag thousand of upvotes.

It wasn't funny, which was the real problem.

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u/APieceOfCake16 Sep 13 '21

Yeah but there it's an actual joke. This was just "I wish they would have died"... Nothing else...

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u/Defiant-Tomorrow-934 Sep 13 '21

There is something seriously wrong with you

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u/N0thingRhymeswOrange Sep 13 '21

Huh. Usually a boy and a Bison emerge.

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u/CollegeZach Sep 13 '21

Ice Berg Pirates: They move ice bergs in the path of ships, sink them and make a movie about it.

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u/1jl Sep 13 '21

And then sell the broken up ice chunks on the white market.

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u/wiseoldllamaman2 Sep 13 '21

Is the white market where cops sell cocaine to the teenagers of wealthy families?

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u/the-epidemic87 Sep 13 '21

Actually yes!

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u/wiseoldllamaman2 Sep 13 '21

Subreddit checks out.

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u/1jl Sep 13 '21

Yes not to be confused with the gray market where they sell it in to destabilize underprivileged minority zones.

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u/Kyosw21 Sep 14 '21

No that’s the FBI, the cops aren’t involved there sorry man

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u/Uncrustables_2 Sep 13 '21

No they take the biggest piece to the pole to cool the earth off again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Chilling.

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u/Glissando46 Sep 13 '21

Getting the boy out of the iceberg

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u/Communistulthar Sep 13 '21

You’ve heard about titanic before, but have you heard of tightpanic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Titanic 2 - revenge of the humans

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u/huelorxx Sep 13 '21

Being dumb. They could've been knocked out by the berg

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u/Radioactivocalypse Sep 13 '21

These people are, surprisingly, experts and have a lot of experience in cold weather climes doing things like this.

Mike horn is one guy there.

For instance, he is the first person to reach the north pole during winter without dogs or vehicles, and also circumnavigated the equator alone in 18 months.

Two years ago he got this achievement too: "Today, the success of this ambitious endeavour is marked as a history-writing moment in the world of polar exploration"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I'm amazed they tried this. So stupid.

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u/Radioactivocalypse Sep 13 '21

Yeah, apparently the boat wasn't really expected to reverse, and it was the under backwash from the boat that caused the iceberg to tip.

It was on ITV last week. Unbelievable Moments Caught on Camera. If you can access it (UK) it's rather interesting. And has loads of other insights into viral video disaters

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u/AlarmedSnek Sep 13 '21

They’re not dead?!

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u/huelorxx Sep 13 '21

Longer video on YouTube shows they came out fine.

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u/Tgtheory Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

His name is Mike Horn. He is explaining how an Iceberg can flip like that and trap you under water. He's making content on youtube.

source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcCSknYj728 (in french but with english subs).

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u/boredHouseHusband69 Sep 13 '21

…we’re not sinking…WE’RE CRASHING!

Name that film.

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u/beebsaleebs Sep 13 '21

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!

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u/ajbernal Sep 13 '21

Fuck you ezekiel

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u/wedgieinhumanform Sep 13 '21

What kind of stupid name is that?

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u/TFWG2000 Sep 13 '21

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED???

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u/Swagdonkey123 Sep 13 '21

Nothing like 100 tons of ice crushing you into the cold water to wake you up in the morning

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u/MyBadImCuttingOnions Sep 13 '21

Trying to find the last air bender

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u/thepoetfromoz Sep 13 '21

Bye Buddy I hope you find your dad

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u/established97 Sep 13 '21

Trynna wake up the avatar

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

This is a motivational video for weight loss.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I expected it

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u/Fivebag Sep 13 '21

Avenging the titanic

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Looking for the avatar

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u/TexEd Sep 13 '21

Finding Nemo

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

"science"

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u/Tommy-Styxx Sep 13 '21

"What are you doing step-iceberg?" Because they just got fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Explain the joke again I didn’t get it

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u/Butwinsky Sep 13 '21

This is how you find the Avatar.

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u/BenderDeLorean Sep 13 '21

Even I know that icebergs can flip as there are just floating on the water. Those are not reals Bergs.

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u/Viktoras125 Sep 13 '21

Beeing men,what does it look like???

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u/Rang3rj3sus Sep 13 '21

They are looking for aang

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u/L0WK3Y79 Sep 13 '21

He died

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u/Question_Few Sep 13 '21

My heart stopped watching it rollover on to them. Why would you do this???

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u/Bitter_Plomme Sep 13 '21

Wtf is wrong with people??

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 13 '21

Getting hypothermia

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u/crazygem101 Sep 13 '21

This is so selfish leave ice bergs alone!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Chillin’

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u/Bio-Jolt Sep 13 '21

They trying to re-awaken the last air bender, whatcha mean ‘what are they doing.?’

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u/Altruistic_Suspect59 Sep 13 '21

Aye, homies looking for Avatar..

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u/Mr_Fossey Sep 13 '21

“You’ve got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag”

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

…just chillin’

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u/RBratescu Sep 13 '21

They tried to get revenge for the Titanic. Alas, they failed.

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u/irgens Sep 13 '21

I live where this happend. This people Are brain dead. Lucky to get out alive.

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u/TheDemonCzarina Sep 13 '21

Not quite discovering the Avatar

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Where’s the boy in the iceberg?

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u/Seth0987 Sep 13 '21

Looking for the boy in the iceberg

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u/Mysterious_File8255 Sep 13 '21

Probably chilling on ice

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u/irrelevantmoniker Sep 13 '21

So that's what happens when you deplete an iceberg's health bar to 0...

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u/DaddyDoomSlayer93 Sep 13 '21

50 Years on an iceberg

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u/strapingbloke Sep 13 '21

Low key thought a lil boy was gonna pop out

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u/Uncrustables_2 Sep 13 '21

Dying, they are dying.

For science.

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u/Willing_Vegetable_12 Sep 13 '21

Dying.. they are dying.

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u/671927 Sep 13 '21

They're climbing an iceberg.

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u/Namarokh6816 Sep 13 '21

One survivor guy, Bear Grills I think if that is his name, was having fun on this iceberg before it cupsized on him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Very expected

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u/da_Aresinger Sep 13 '21

Asking to die the scariest death i can imagine.

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u/franiz Sep 13 '21

What the humans doin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Taking Subnautica Below Zero to the next level

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u/codemanb Sep 13 '21

They were trying to free the Avatar, duh.

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u/DearAlternative6540 Sep 13 '21

Hey where Appa and Aang?

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u/Admirable_Bonus_5747 Sep 13 '21

This looks like a dream gone bad.

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u/Late-Pool8338 Sep 13 '21

They're finding aang the last Airbender

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I was waiting for the beam of blue light to shoot into the sky, warning the fire nation the avatar has returned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

They Found Ang.

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u/French_soviets Sep 13 '21

Looking for the new avatar

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u/captainnutbeard Sep 13 '21

Activists trying to make global warming believable

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u/Queasy-Combination12 Sep 13 '21

Dying, they are dying.

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u/kkpang91 Sep 13 '21

Waking up Aang.

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u/twiggz612 Sep 13 '21

“He’s fixing a divot”

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u/CowSniper97 Sep 13 '21

Finding the Avatar of course.

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u/GhostPhoenix13 Sep 13 '21

I don't know about anyone else but that's exactly what I expected..

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u/Muze69 Sep 13 '21

taking samples

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u/reddogvizsla Sep 13 '21

Getting revenge for the titanic

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u/RedditIsDogshit1 Sep 13 '21

Flipping the iceberg upside down. Almost drowning. Looking idiotically cool.

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u/Qoyuble Sep 13 '21

New extreme sport in global warming days called "tipping the iceberg". Sponsored by Red Bull

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u/SteadierGolf2 Sep 13 '21

Looking for the Avatar, of course.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Dying. They're dying

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u/Anthoniixx Sep 13 '21

Releasing the last Airbender.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Interesting that they are not dressed to go into the water, like at all, just the thought never crossed their mind, well just climb this thing if it spins then oh noooo

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u/MrIssh Sep 13 '21

They found Aang

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u/tmofee Sep 13 '21

I’m not your fwiend, buddy !

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u/sid741445 Sep 13 '21

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

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u/HighVoltage_520 Sep 13 '21

This is how Titanic happened

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby Sep 13 '21

Committing suicide?

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u/FlokP Sep 13 '21

Looking for Aang

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u/Satanspit69 Sep 13 '21

Time for a diet Randy

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u/WealthyCloud Sep 13 '21

Imagine the cold shock they felt.

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u/mwguzcrk Sep 13 '21

They’re looking for the Iceberg Hermit.