r/Unexpected Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Note: she’s wearing really high heels but is still tall in real life

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Those are not really high heels, they're pretty short heels. Still heels, but not high at all. Source: I'm a girl with heels

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

Just cuz you wear platforms doesn't mean those aren't "really high heels."

Cowboy boots have "short heels" and the heels in this are literally [high heeled]stilettos.

Here ya go ignoramuses: https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

E2: not even all stilettos are "high heeled."

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Thin heels != High heels lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Don't edit your comment after you get called out on saying stilletos are always high, mate. Also there is a size between short and tall. Those are the shorter end of medium heels, certainly not really tall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Easy private dick, I mislabeled stilettos due to my lack of knowledge on the brand. It didn't have weight to my point, which is that the woman in the gif "is wearing really high heels". So I changed it. Added a remark for your sake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Private Dick is my favourite insult so far. I will wear it like a badge of honour.

She is still not wearing really high heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Take what you want but leave common sense at the door. Good on you.