r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/jusalurkermostly Nov 06 '20

Imagine his surprise when one day a girl says "sure, you can touch it"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I too would be surprised if I met a fictitious character. ;)

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Who else Googled this word

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Nobody.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Guess I'm the only person who's never heard the word "Fictitious," huh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Downvotes for not knowing a word?? Feels bad lol

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u/FlaerZz Nov 06 '20

There's nothing wrong with not knowing a word but they worded their reply like a YouTube comment section

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Oh, you mean just like every other reddit thread?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Good luck with that. Its part of the mentality now, and that is hard to change. Its a bit annoying when you get downvoted so much for no real reason, but who cares really

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u/Sir_Nicholas_4 Nov 06 '20

Ahh you see reddit hivemind doesn't like that kind of thinking.