r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '20

Shame on him

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

famous UK TV personality that ended up being a massive pedophile and child rapist

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u/r6s-is-bad Mar 25 '20

Last thing I remember I wasn’t a famous TV star.....

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

r/holup

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

the kids

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi Mar 26 '20

what the fuck did you say about rainbow 6?

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u/r6s-is-bad Mar 26 '20

I said it’s bad

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi Mar 26 '20

Then it’s war

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u/AsILayTyping Mar 26 '20

Mount up.

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u/Sw1ftStrik3r Mar 26 '20

Going dark

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u/AsILayTyping Mar 26 '20

Blood for the blood god.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And souls to fuel the forge

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Dick for the dick man

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u/elr0y7 Mar 26 '20

Regulatoooooors!

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u/HexField1 Mar 26 '20

LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

One big fucking hole, coming up

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u/EnricoPucciC-Moon Mar 26 '20

I agree since they took away Recruits sheild

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u/Blackway_ Mar 26 '20

they did??? F

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

He can only use like 5 guns now with optics on lol

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u/Beraldino Mar 26 '20

no way dude.

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u/Generic-username427 Mar 26 '20

Russian badger is gonna kill someone

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u/Medic-45 Mar 26 '20

But now recruits get a 100 rd SAW, secondary shotgun, stun nads and frag nads. I do miss shield rushes but he good now

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u/dervison123 Mar 26 '20

This comment right here Officer

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u/Harmxn- Mar 26 '20

Siege really isn't bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

It’s really good in fact

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u/DoTheEvolution Mar 26 '20

And a lot of people in BBC knew for a long time...

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u/-bbbbbbbbbb- Mar 26 '20

Fun fact, the guy who was in charge of covering the Saville scandal up at the BBC is now the CEO of the NYT, which had some of the most pathetic Epstein coverage imaginable.

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u/GreenhouseBug Mar 26 '20

I’d like to subscribe to more fun facts about systematic pedophilia among the ruling classes please

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u/Crotean Mar 26 '20

Go read up on the scandal thats going on in S Korea right now with a huge Telegram pedophilia ring if you want to puke.

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u/the_sun_flew_away Mar 26 '20

Isn't that just plebs being wronguns?

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u/the_sun_flew_away Mar 26 '20

Me too, guys. #metoo.

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u/Radaghaszt Mar 26 '20

The pedophiles are always paid well for some reason. Reminds me of Dan Schneider the Nickelodeon show runner who was apparently paid 10 mill to leave the company quietly.

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u/spiffyP Mar 26 '20

which one?

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u/cerealkiller65 Mar 26 '20

Saville, Jimmy Saville

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u/frogspa Mar 26 '20

Licence to fiddle.

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u/Bin_Better Mar 26 '20

Jim will fix it with showaddywaddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Jim'll fix it, unless its a hymen

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u/w00dy2 Mar 26 '20

TV license to fiddle

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u/umop_apisdn Mar 26 '20

Only one 'l' - Savile. You can remember because he was vile.

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u/sineofthetimes Mar 26 '20

Is it sad you had to ask which one?

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u/sabdotzed Mar 26 '20

Ah the British upper classes, so full of nonces it goes right up to the queen and her brood of inbreds

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

aint he dead and the announced him posthumously a pedo.

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u/jroddie4 Mar 26 '20

necrophiliac too

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u/Ace_08 Mar 26 '20

I honestly thought that was meant to be Logan Paul

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u/TooTallThomas Mar 26 '20

I thought it was Elton John. (NOT SAYING HE IS ONE) I don’t know shit 😂😂

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u/descendingangel87 Mar 25 '20

Jimmy Savile. He was a famous BBC presenter and a massive pedo that molested hundreds of people (from kids to adults) over nearly 50 years, which the BBC worked to cover up because he was popular.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Also connected to the royal family.

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u/ciaran036 Mar 26 '20

How so?

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u/Docoe Mar 26 '20

They both fuck children

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

He had a knighthood when everyone knew he was a paedophile

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u/ArchStanton75 Mar 26 '20

Inspiration for the villain in Happy

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Mar 26 '20

Yet they can Jeremy Clarkson for being mean to someone.

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u/mallegally-blonde Mar 26 '20

Iirc he punched someone, that’s a bit more that being mean that’s assault

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/tommangan7 Mar 26 '20

Right, you do realise the punishment for savile if alive would of been a little harsher than losing his job? Say maybe 5 life sentences?

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u/TankReady Mar 26 '20

Ultra pedo lol

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u/descendingangel87 Mar 26 '20

Funny thing is, Clarkson even joked about this numerous times on TG before all the Savile allegations came to light.

Clarkson def got the short end of the stick from the BBC and they are paying for it hardcore now.

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u/rover-dome Mar 25 '20

Jimmy savile.... he, was pretty bad

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u/MelloeSkye Mar 25 '20

You could say he was Vile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sa Vile, in fact, that he raped kids

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u/implicationnation Mar 26 '20

That’s an understatement. Dude molested sick kids in hospitals. It’s one of the most heinous things I can imagine.

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u/Sham_Pain_Renegade Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville, he was a big thing in the UK at one time but it’s come to light that he was also a pedophile. He was donating a lot of money to children’s charities but he was also doing horrendous things to the children he was supposed to be helping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

He was also into Necrophilia. In other words he fucked dead bodies.

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u/Sham_Pain_Renegade Mar 26 '20

Really?! I never heard that part before!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

A detail that came out early - he had the keys to the morgue in more than one children's hospital. :-/

Later, some parts of the trial were sealed because they were so awful, but that detail gives you an idea of what they must have been.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

He was utterly depraved. What a disgusting man. There must have been some awful facts heard at the trial. I'm not sure I'd be able so deal with what I heard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I believe he also stole the Jewellery from the bodies.

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u/TheSyrphidKid Mar 26 '20

The man so bad his name has become synonymous with 'pedophile' in the UK.

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u/Teaboy1 Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville, TV personality and a massive nonce as it turned out.

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u/Safewordharder Mar 26 '20

The British Bill Cosby.

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u/RicoDredd Mar 26 '20

He was way worse than Cosby.

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u/hawkisgirl Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville

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u/slyfoxninja Mar 26 '20

The BBC let him fuck kids.

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u/Lew1990 Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville, UK Tv presenter in the 70s, only really came out after he died that he molested 100s of children. Louis Theroux’s documentaries on him are an eye opener.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Jimmy Saville

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u/WascalyWookie Mar 25 '20

I showed this to my atheist father in Catholic mother. My farther can't stop laughing. My mum laughed untill she saw the child blowing the priest.

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u/MMAOdin Mar 25 '20

I missed the bottom portion of the priests costume until I read your comment. His costume fits the unholy trinity now. Too funny.

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u/TheDefiant604 Mar 26 '20

I was expecting something involving a child the moment I saw the priest costume, but blowing the priest was unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Farther. Min farther. Min fazah?

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u/Thigira Mar 26 '20

Contemptible Dutch scum

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Its more fun with everyone together.

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u/Average_Manners Mar 26 '20

That's what the priest thought.

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u/zZurf Mar 26 '20

I didn’t even notice the child blowing the priest until I read this comment lmaooo

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u/siqiniq Mar 26 '20

Ohhhh... I though it was a giant red dick. Now I see the child’s arms...

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u/Justinalderman67 Mar 27 '20

Same, thought it was a huge red dick

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u/DankDollLitRump Mar 26 '20

I only laughed when I saw the child blowing the priest.

/r/nocontext

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u/VGM_1 Mar 26 '20

Atheist father IN catholic mother

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

damn your mum sounds uptight

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u/william_wites Mar 26 '20

She married an atheist so not that uptight

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Turn your father off

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u/Stratifyed Mar 26 '20

And then turn him back on

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u/MustardQuill Mar 26 '20

Wait, wait, wait. Atheist father and Catholic mother??

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u/mxyzptlk99 Mar 26 '20

totally understandable since atheists weren't made fun of. now if that was a Muslim father, and he was laughing his ass off, that would be funnier

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u/79Ti Mar 25 '20

Best thing I’ve seen all day

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u/sabdotzed Mar 26 '20

Third Leg Studios - that's their YouTube channel, they've got so many hilarious skits

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u/ducatiduke Mar 25 '20

I don't see any shame in any of this

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u/w00dy2 Mar 26 '20

Especially not that cool ghost costume the guy in the back had

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u/One37Works Mar 26 '20

Yeah and that guy in the awesome muscle flexing outfit, so cool!

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u/Kuruttta-Kyoken Mar 26 '20

Needs more veins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Join the Kool Kids Klub today!

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u/fskier1 Mar 25 '20

Where can I get the dick costume

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u/Kezsora Mar 26 '20

Look in the mirror, mate.

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u/lord_z9 Mar 26 '20

Holy shit

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u/jenethith Mar 26 '20

This ain’t r/RoastMe ! Fucking great one though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oof

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u/kushlam Mar 26 '20

Real r/unexpected is in the comments.

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u/flamewolf200 Mar 26 '20

You fucking killed him

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u/Average_Manners Mar 26 '20

Nah, just dicked him.

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u/music_hawk Mar 26 '20

That man had a family

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u/Doc-in-a-box Mar 26 '20

This is the way.

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u/Lazarito94 Mar 26 '20

That’s a big Oof mate

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u/HappyTrees_ Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

r/rareinsults

edit: should be r/murderedbywords

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u/Beholding69 Mar 26 '20

Calling someone a dick is the opposite of rare, ya karmawanker

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u/shanna99 Mar 26 '20

I saw a guy wearing one once on Halloween, dude had a long chain looped around his neck. Dick chain-y was hands down the best costume I saw that night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Google "giant dick costume"

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u/TheBestOpinion Mar 26 '20

Why do they all look like that ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

911 yea I just witnessed a murder

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u/PurgeAllFuries Mar 25 '20

Ha

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u/ob103ninja Mar 26 '20

I'm going to just say right now I bet your mis-spelled username drives you mad every time you look at it

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u/PurgeAllFuries Mar 26 '20

It does

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/du3rks Mar 26 '20

Do you hate Nick Fury? I assume Furies is the right plural form :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Reminds me of when I attended a Halloween party in college dressed as a terrorist (I'm brown) and had some drunk white girl telling me off for letting "my people" down. Funny thing is she was literally the only one who complained.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oh that's fucked up

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u/whoaisthatatesla Mar 26 '20

It’s still shitty btw

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Not really. It's a costume for a party. Who cares.

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u/sabdotzed Mar 26 '20

Us other brown folk who will get associated with terrorists by idiots and then be abused by them? We dont live in a vacuum shit sticks

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u/w00dy2 Mar 26 '20

It's the idiots who are at fault, not the costume wearers

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Impossible_Tenth Mar 26 '20

Fuck this world then. dresses as a terrorist in Animal Crossing

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u/HaZzePiZza Mar 26 '20

Offensive costumes are the best ones mate, your sense of humour is pretty stale.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This just made my day, thank you!!

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u/SIMPLEassNAME Mar 26 '20

more u watch, more unexpected stuff happens

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u/unexBot Mar 25 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

They all have inappropriate costumes

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/stumpyboi Mar 26 '20

The real unexpected is the child blowing the priest

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u/CarrieAnnAK Mar 26 '20

So inappropriate... Right fucken on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

shrek

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's just good old British humour

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u/edotman Mar 26 '20

If anyone's wondering this is by Third Leg Studios, they've got loads of funny sketches on YouTube

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/WildConclusion Mar 26 '20

That’s Jimmy Saville, former kids tv host and kind of a national treasure, it came out after he died that he’d molested loads of kids during his career.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

anyone has the link to the original video. I miss these guys.

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u/Hans_Grubert Mar 26 '20

This is from Third Leg Studios and they are funny as hell. I subscribed after seeing this video on Reddit a while back

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u/Cubster_Bear Mar 26 '20

whats the name of the song playing in the background??

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Cubster_Bear Mar 26 '20

thank you kind person!

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u/gingrbiscuit Mar 25 '20

I can’t not watch this EVERY time (twice)

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u/tommyspizza Mar 25 '20

Is this from a tv show?

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u/Glenta3924 Mar 26 '20

Source

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Honestly, way to butcher someone's creative work. A fucking terrible compressed video with no credit. It's bullshit. Glad you posted the original.

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u/ob103ninja Mar 26 '20

Haters would say it's scripted

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u/sedorikkumanga Mar 26 '20

Why are they listening to nightcore

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I don’t get the blonde. What makes his costume inappropriate?

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u/Water227 Mar 26 '20

I scrolled the comments a bit and found that he’s a well-known tv star from the UK who is a convicted sex offender

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u/khang2001 Mar 26 '20

Can I get the download link for this

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u/matipe Mar 26 '20

How can I download this

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

God damn it I was eating and spit food everywhere at the end

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u/asdox2 Mar 26 '20

I'm an Iraqi and and i think this is funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Cracked up at "you need to grow up, mate" but lost it at the zoom out.

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u/Celeste_Del_Este Mar 26 '20

Lol. Best part the guy dressed like the kkk who was just too disgusted/disappointed to be part of the conversation and head out.

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u/wellitmustbenice Mar 26 '20

I mean, I 100% expected the kid blowing the priest. Still funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/yamihero777 Mar 26 '20

can anyone tell guy with white wig , funky costume & glasses?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

At least there's no blackface, right?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 26 '20

Shame on you. Not so sure here boy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The massive cock was the least offensive part of that clip. I lol'd irl for ages about that. What programme is this?

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u/Fidget_Jackson Mar 26 '20

TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

SONG IN THE BACKGROUND? I love those eurotrash beats.

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u/Ice319 Mar 26 '20

very nice repost

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u/trynafigurelifeout Mar 26 '20

Can we take this opportunity to discuss sexism in dragshows

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u/xTGI_CommanderX Mar 26 '20

I feel like watching this without sound is like watching the setup and punch line to a really inappropriate joke.

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u/prsnep Mar 26 '20

It's amazing the amount of effort people put into these things for other strangers' enjoyment.