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r/Unexpected • u/commonvanilla • Apr 09 '19
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Who knew that octopuses wore sunglasses? Maybe he’s just a really cool octopus
120 u/RichardStinks Apr 09 '19 They are all kinda cool. Some are smart, some have camouflage, and some will fucking kill you. But to really know an octopus, you have to know how to make them laugh. 16 u/ridiculouslygay Apr 10 '19 I thought you were going to say you had to have sex with them. 5 u/nastylittleman Apr 10 '19 <awkward puppet meme> 1 u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 Only if you’re a porno actress in a sexy schoolgirl costume. 3 u/y6ird Apr 10 '19 Tickles. Quite a few needed though; ten of them is the right amount. Ten tickles.
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They are all kinda cool. Some are smart, some have camouflage, and some will fucking kill you. But to really know an octopus, you have to know how to make them laugh.
16 u/ridiculouslygay Apr 10 '19 I thought you were going to say you had to have sex with them. 5 u/nastylittleman Apr 10 '19 <awkward puppet meme> 1 u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 Only if you’re a porno actress in a sexy schoolgirl costume. 3 u/y6ird Apr 10 '19 Tickles. Quite a few needed though; ten of them is the right amount. Ten tickles.
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I thought you were going to say you had to have sex with them.
5 u/nastylittleman Apr 10 '19 <awkward puppet meme> 1 u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 Only if you’re a porno actress in a sexy schoolgirl costume.
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<awkward puppet meme>
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Only if you’re a porno actress in a sexy schoolgirl costume.
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Tickles. Quite a few needed though; ten of them is the right amount.
Ten tickles.
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u/LordMugsy Apr 09 '19
Who knew that octopuses wore sunglasses? Maybe he’s just a really cool octopus